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  • lezinterracial
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2012
    • 3117

    #1

    if somebody on the radio tells you to cut of your penis

    Change the channel for goodness sakes.

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    What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.
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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #2
    Id have difficulty locating my penis, under my massive belly fat rolls...


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    • hamiltonsteele
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 1041

      #3
      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
      Id have difficulty locating my penis, under my massive belly fat rolls...
      U cn't a4d a penis
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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38945

        #4
        Originally posted by hamiltonsteele
        U cn't a4d a penis
        Nor a radio, upon which to hear the instruction...


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        • ruff
          I have a plan B
          • Aug 2004
          • 5507

          #5
          I wondered who the fuck saved the world. So it was this idiot? Tell him thanks from the rest of us.
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          • sarettah
            see you later, I'm gone
            • Oct 2002
            • 14301

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            Nor a radio, upon which to hear the instruction...
            I really don't think he needed a radio either.

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            • Jazzix
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2019
              • 354

              #7
              Do it because someone on the radio said.. simple. It's not rocket science.

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              • CaptainHowdy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2004
                • 94733

                #8
                I'll just wait for an angry lover to snatch it out off me . . .

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                • cryptoporn
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                  • Jun 2021
                  • 70

                  #9
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                  • lock
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 5065

                    #10
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                    • J. Falcon
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                      • May 2006
                      • 31645

                      #11
                      What if the radio host tells you to take horse medicine for Covid?
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                      • zijlstravideo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2013
                        • 806

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarettah
                        I really don't think he needed a radio either.

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                        • mofojoe
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2021
                          • 58

                          #13
                          Originally posted by J. Falcon
                          What if the radio host tells you to take horse medicine for Covid?
                          Let them do it, it's called natural selection. Guy called Darwin wrote a book about it.

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94733

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mofojoe
                            Let them do it, it's called natural selection. Guy called Darwin wrote a book about it.
                            According to Darwin's theory the stupidest can thrive over the smartest as well . . .

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