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The Click · 05-16-2003, 12:36 PM

Can anyone make sense of this mess? For those who follow the dances are you as stumped as me? Everything is all over the place, anybody have any ideas when it might cool down?

EscortBiz · 05-16-2003, 12:37 PM

its going to be nasty this update they did some crazy shit

The Click · 05-16-2003, 12:38 PM

I know Im scared.

Jon · 05-16-2003, 12:39 PM

You'll never figure it out, so just let it go. Be happy with what they send you, if it's not as much as you'd like, re-optimize, and pray for a better rain season during the next dance.

The Click · 05-16-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
You'll never figure it out, so just let it go. Be happy with what they send you, if it's not as much as you'd like, re-optimize, and pray for a better rain season during the next dance.

Those do not sound like great words from a SEO!

Jon · 05-16-2003, 12:43 PM

Because I think it's useless for people to sit around talking about what they did here and there, and then the praying starts.. ehh it's just a silly monthly ritual that webmasters have been doing lately. You have zero control over it, so why not just let it go, and if you need to re-optimize, do so. You know... there are other engines in the world, and some with far better traffic than google too... Sure it may not come in by the billions, but are you after quality or quantity?

WiredGuy · 05-16-2003, 01:14 PM

I talk to Cleo to see how each update will do; this time, my future is not looking so good. But as NiteChatDotTV said, there's no point in hoping and praying, you can't control it. So work with the dance, if this update doesn't work out for you, re-optimize and wait. I swear the google algorithm guys get their jollies from making webmasters praying to them for a good update. I say screw them, the deep crawls don't do much for me, it's all about playing the freshbot game :-)

WG

Jon · 05-16-2003, 01:16 PM

Yep agreed WiredGuy.. Freshbot is where it's at.

gruffy · 05-16-2003, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Because I think it's useless for people to sit around talking about what they did here and there, and then the praying starts.. ehh it's just a silly monthly ritual that webmasters have been doing lately. You have zero control over it, so why not just let it go, and if you need to re-optimize, do so. You know... there are other engines in the world, and some with far better traffic than google too... Sure it may not come in by the billions, but are you after quality or quantity?

SILENCE FOOL! GOOGLEBOT MUST BE APPEASED!!

DANCE DANCE DANCE!

jim manly · 05-16-2003, 01:18 PM

It didn't update this time around I believe. http://www.google-dance.com/

Dildozer · 05-16-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Because I think it's useless for people to sit around talking about what they did here and there, and then the praying starts.. ehh it's just a silly monthly ritual that webmasters have been doing lately. You have zero control over it, so why not just let it go, and if you need to re-optimize, do so. You know... there are other engines in the world, and some with far better traffic than google too... Sure it may not come in by the billions, but are you after quality or quantity?

I have to agree with you on this one, checking the google dance non stop is a waste of time. I'd rather lay my nuts in rosebushes thatn watch that awful dance take place. Google is in a situation where it's prone to lose some of market and it shows. They're getting desperate to eliminate every bit of spam and they're taking loads of legit sites with them.

gruffy · 05-16-2003, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
I have to agree with you on this one, checking the google dance non stop is a waste of time. I'd rather lay my nuts in rosebushes thatn watch that awful dance take place. Google is in a situation where it's prone to lose some of market and it shows. They're getting desperate to eliminate every bit of spam and they're taking loads of legit sites with them.

Well, being spammed by every search engine spammer on the face of the planet is going to provoke a response sooner or later isn't it?

Should they just give up like all the others and sell the result pages?

WiredGuy · 05-16-2003, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by gruffy
SILENCE FOOL! GOOGLEBOT MUST BE APPEASED!!

DANCE DANCE DANCE!

Keep praying buddy. Did you spread the magic pixy dust over your url, make sure you do that, it helps Googlebot to dance in your favour. Or you could do what I do (see my customized title), it makes Googlebot really happy :-)

WG

WiredGuy · 05-16-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by gruffy
Should they just give up like all the others and sell the result pages?

I would love to see Google do that!
WG

opflix · 05-16-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
Because I think it's useless for people to sit around talking about what they did here and there, and then the praying starts.. ehh it's just a silly monthly ritual that webmasters have been doing lately. You have zero control over it, so why not just let it go, and if you need to re-optimize, do so. You know... there are other engines in the world, and some with far better traffic than google too... Sure it may not come in by the billions, but are you after quality or quantity?

personally? quality. if i get 1000 hits a day & 100 of those fuckers signs up to a sponsor i'm happy. if i get 10k & only 10 signups, i'm rather irritated. but thats just me.

gruffy · 05-16-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
Keep praying buddy. Did you spread the magic pixy dust over your url, make sure you do that, it helps Googlebot to dance in your favour. Or you could do what I do (see my customized title), it makes Googlebot really happy :-) WG

Googlebot has been my bitch for the past 18 months. Like I said - only people who bump me down are using keyword clustering w/cloaking. But for some reason their new listings usually only last a few days

ZoiNk · 05-16-2003, 01:41 PM

I just checked google-dance, and ww2 and ww3 have one of my keywords up to #9 from #20. Looks good for me so far. Wonder how the rest of my keywords are doing that I am in the top 30 for.
ZoiNk

WiredGuy · 05-16-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by gruffy
Googlebot has been my bitch for the past 18 months. Like I said - only people who bump me down are using keyword clustering w/cloaking. But for some reason their new listings usually only last a few days

Fine with me, I sleep with googlebot for nothing more than the deep crawls but freshbot is my bitch

WG

StupidFuckingWhore · 05-16-2003, 03:14 PM

what is freshbot? and is googles traffic really that good? i get about 4k from them a day and sales used to be good but lately, not so much at all.

nemesis · 05-16-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by StupidFuckingWhore
what is freshbot? and is googles traffic really that good? i get about 4k from them a day and sales used to be good but lately, not so much at all.

jasonir · 05-16-2003, 03:23 PM

I haven't seen anything too unexpected. Some spam-filled websites got bumped. If you optimize correctly you won't get bumped. Don't spam, and follow the guidelines. There are still many tricks out there that work like magic.

ullimike · 05-18-2003, 06:40 PM

Hey all...we have great traffic...and no dancing! (except for maybe a little ass shake here and there) Let's talk.

fnet · 05-18-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

I say screw them, the deep crawls don't do much for me, it's all about playing the freshbot game :-)

WG

They still don't know.

WiredGuy · 05-18-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by fnet
They still don't know.

Yup, better we keep it to ourselves, let them go after their googlebots, we'll stick to our daily freshbots

WG

cash69 · 05-18-2003, 11:13 PM

05-16-2003, 12:36 PM	#1
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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Because I think it's useless for people to sit around talking about what they did here and there, and then the praying starts.. ehh it's just a silly monthly ritual that webmasters have been doing lately. You have zero control over it, so why not just let it go, and if you need to re-optimize, do so. You know... there are other engines in the world, and some with far better traffic than google too... Sure it may not come in by the billions, but are you after quality or quantity? __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	I talk to Cleo to see how each update will do; this time, my future is not looking so good. But as NiteChatDotTV said, there's no point in hoping and praying, you can't control it. So work with the dance, if this update doesn't work out for you, re-optimize and wait. I swear the google algorithm guys get their jollies from making webmasters praying to them for a good update. I say screw them, the deep crawls don't do much for me, it's all about playing the freshbot game :-) WG __________________ I play with Google.

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05-16-2003, 01:41 PM	#17
ZoiNk Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 2,370	I just checked google-dance, and ww2 and ww3 have one of my keywords up to #9 from #20. Looks good for me so far. Wonder how the rest of my keywords are doing that I am in the top 30 for. ZoiNk __________________ "People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford

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