Teddy Bear - This Is Shocking - GoFuckYourself.com

reynold · 05-16-2003, 12:17 PM

This is absolutely shocking, make sure your not eating when you look at the third picture, alaska salmon fishing looks like it may be on the back burner for a while.

The following pictures are of a guy who works for the forest Service in Alaska. He was out deer hunting.

A large world record Grizzly charged him from about 50 yards away.

The guy unloaded a 7mm Mag Semi-auto into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The thing was still alive so he reloaded and capped it in the head.

It was over one thousand six hundred pounds, and 12' 6" high at the shoulder. It's a world record. The bear had killed a couple of other people.

Of course, the game department did not let him keep it.

Think about it. This thing on its hind legs could walk up to the average single story house and could look on the roof at eye level.

Also his last meal was human.

klik · 05-16-2003, 12:18 PM

Cool shit.

twistyneck · 05-16-2003, 12:20 PM

Humans are such easy prey.

Ian · 05-16-2003, 01:26 PM

Not exactly true.

http://www.alaska.com/akcom/western/...-2120744c.html

AdultNex · 05-16-2003, 01:27 PM

Scary.

Juicy D. Links · 05-16-2003, 01:29 PM

fuck the 7mm Mag Semi-auto i would have whipped out my cock and shot the bear with a stream of guido jizzz

Feivel · 05-19-2003, 12:32 PM

nice teddy

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-19-2003, 01:41 PM

anyone that knows anything about those big ass bruins knows that you never and i repeat never shoot a bear in the head with a pistol..i dont care how powerful it is.. they have the most amazing thick skulls that have taken shotgun blasts up close and not phased them..it pings off their skulls.. you always aim for the neck..maybe the heart..
They are some scary motherfuckers up close thats for sure.

takes a Bear about 3 or 4 seconds to make 50 yard dash..that man was one quick shot...lol

now who here has seen a Moose take out a Grizzly..now thats some crazy shit.

unconnected · 05-19-2003, 01:47 PM

Yea, moose are some crazy shit man.. real crazy shit.. those fuckers are huge and ugly..

Who the hell said a human was this exact bears last meal.. Just sounds like another bullshit story told to make the act of murdering a beautiful creature seem not so bad..

Fuck hunters is what I say, fuck em all..

And before anyone asks, yes I am a vegetarian..

Pipecrew · 05-19-2003, 01:50 PM

that picture of the "bears last meal" has been around on the internet for years.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-19-2003, 01:55 PM

I only shoot something if its the last resort and is going to kill me.

Everyone carries a gun in alalska..lots of people there with some crazy bear attack scars... half faces, limbs missing, parts of heads missing.

My hubby hunts for food only (we need this for population control)..but i refuse to be OK with sport hunting..Bears are incredible creatures .

a moose can kill a grizzly by their huge ass horns... unless the bear can get a grip on both horns at the same time and snap its neck..

AdultNex · 05-19-2003, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I only shoot something if its the last resort and is going to kill me.

Everyone carries a gun in alalska..lots of people there with some crazy bear attack scars... half faces, limbs missing, parts of heads missing.

My hubby hunts for food only (we need this for population control)..but i refuse to be OK with sport hunting..Bears are incredible creatures .

a moose can kill a grizzly by their huge ass horns... unless the bear can get a grip on both horns at the same time and snap its neck..

Half faces and heads missing? That'll tell me never to go to Alaska again.

Matt M · 05-19-2003, 02:03 PM

Damn,

That is scary shit.......

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-19-2003, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

Half faces and heads missing? That'll tell me never to go to Alaska again.

It was common place to run into people like that in Alaska..i was only there for ten days and we seen at least 4 folks with jaw bones missing alone. The other strange thing i noticed is there are no "old" folks...people die there from nature..not natural causes. I had an encounter on a hike with a fresh pile of grizzly shit with a paw print in it..the shit was still steaming. took me about one second to turn around and go back to the truck....i figured the Bear left it for me and was silently stalking me and letting me know its not my territory...i was scared shitless needless to say

Lange · 05-19-2003, 02:09 PM

I lived in Alaska for seven years and Moose scared me more then any bear did...for the simple fact moose are everywhere...and love to stomp ya.

DamnGoodRatio · 05-19-2003, 02:13 PM

C_U_Next_Tuesday

Damn straight - you need a daisy cutter to crack a bear skull.

And the third picture is definitely fake. Even if we pretend it has not been on steakandcheese, rotten, etc... for years, it still is not a mauled person. The flesh would have to be swallowed whole to acheive that effect. Bears chew their food.

Still a damn shame. Such an amazing animal.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-19-2003, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Lange
I lived in Alaska for seven years and Moose scared me more then any bear did...for the simple fact moose are everywhere...and love to stomp ya.

hell yes they are.. funky little tid bit on why male moose are so fucking mean..they cant take a piss for several months (not real sure) a year till they mate ..this built up of toxic wastes in their body makes them fucking nuts and they will kill anything in site ...their temperment goes back to normal after they mate..Alaska is cromagnum and I love it!

05-16-2003, 12:17 PM	#1
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Teddy Bear - This Is Shocking This is absolutely shocking, make sure your not eating when you look at the third picture, alaska salmon fishing looks like it may be on the back burner for a while. The following pictures are of a guy who works for the forest Service in Alaska. He was out deer hunting. A large world record Grizzly charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy unloaded a 7mm Mag Semi-auto into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The thing was still alive so he reloaded and capped it in the head. It was over one thousand six hundred pounds, and 12' 6" high at the shoulder. It's a world record. The bear had killed a couple of other people. Of course, the game department did not let him keep it. Think about it. This thing on its hind legs could walk up to the average single story house and could look on the roof at eye level. Also his last meal was human.

05-19-2003, 12:32 PM	#7
Feivel Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: in a house Posts: 1,203	nice teddy __________________ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

05-19-2003, 01:47 PM	#9
unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	Yea, moose are some crazy shit man.. real crazy shit.. those fuckers are huge and ugly.. Who the hell said a human was this exact bears last meal.. Just sounds like another bullshit story told to make the act of murdering a beautiful creature seem not so bad.. Fuck hunters is what I say, fuck em all.. And before anyone asks, yes I am a vegetarian.. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

05-19-2003, 02:03 PM	#13
Matt M Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Beach Posts: 738	Damn, That is scary shit....... __________________ No Thanks, I have my own...... ICQ: 156837862

05-19-2003, 02:13 PM	#16
DamnGoodRatio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 855	C_U_Next_Tuesday Damn straight - you need a daisy cutter to crack a bear skull. And the third picture is definitely fake. Even if we pretend it has not been on steakandcheese, rotten, etc... for years, it still is not a mauled person. The flesh would have to be swallowed whole to acheive that effect. Bears chew their food. Still a damn shame. Such an amazing animal. __________________ Obama Said: "We can absorb a terrorist attack."

05-16-2003, 12:18 PM	#2
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	Cool shit.

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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Humans are such easy prey.

05-16-2003, 01:26 PM	#4
Ian Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,259	Not exactly true. http://www.alaska.com/akcom/western/...-2120744c.html

05-16-2003, 01:27 PM	#5
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Scary.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	fuck the 7mm Mag Semi-auto i would have whipped out my cock and shot the bear with a stream of guido jizzz

05-19-2003, 01:41 PM	#8
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	anyone that knows anything about those big ass bruins knows that you never and i repeat never shoot a bear in the head with a pistol..i dont care how powerful it is.. they have the most amazing thick skulls that have taken shotgun blasts up close and not phased them..it pings off their skulls.. you always aim for the neck..maybe the heart.. They are some scary motherfuckers up close thats for sure. takes a Bear about 3 or 4 seconds to make 50 yard dash..that man was one quick shot...lol now who here has seen a Moose take out a Grizzly..now thats some crazy shit.

05-19-2003, 01:50 PM	#10
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	that picture of the "bears last meal" has been around on the internet for years.

05-19-2003, 01:55 PM	#11
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I only shoot something if its the last resort and is going to kill me. Everyone carries a gun in alalska..lots of people there with some crazy bear attack scars... half faces, limbs missing, parts of heads missing. My hubby hunts for food only (we need this for population control)..but i refuse to be OK with sport hunting..Bears are incredible creatures . a moose can kill a grizzly by their huge ass horns... unless the bear can get a grip on both horns at the same time and snap its neck..

05-19-2003, 02:09 PM	#15
Lange Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Beach Posts: 472	I lived in Alaska for seven years and Moose scared me more then any bear did...for the simple fact moose are everywhere...and love to stomp ya.