Digital Cucumber: Introduction - GoFuckYourself.com

Digital Cucumber · 12-03-2020, 03:17 AM

"Introduce Yourself — create a new thread to say Hello," you say? Alright! I've spent some time working on this introduction since everything should be in order. Sorry if it came up longer than usual.

Digital Cucumber is a Canadian based creative agency specializing mostly in web and graphics design. Our team members are experienced with the adult industry, and I must say it's a vast experience: we've been involved working with dating sites, interactive tours, member areas, regular tours and so on.

We are currently working on our own projects, a couple of mainstream ones, and some for the adult industry: Dating and Tours. In case you are interested — I'll tell you everything after the presentation.

To bring some value to this introduction, we've prepared small clipart for you guys. Nothing fancy, just a little specific... But, we all know that Christmas is coming, and you need to do all these banners, pop-up windows, pop-under windows, whatever you have to, to sell and promote! So we've created this to share with you — it was fun to do, to be honest.

You can download it from our website or using this direct link to the zip archive:
digitalcucumber.com/files/shared/Digital-Cucumber-Christmas-2020.zip

Apart from funny material, we can be extremely serious! We can help you speed up your website, clean the shit out of it, do it fully responsive and operational on almost all the devices we've got today, even the Smart TVs. We offer outstanding graphic design of templates, headers, logotypes, join forms (1/2), banners, emails, gallery layouts, vector images, etc. We are proud to create: lazyload scripts, pop-ups, pop-unders. We'll happily fix your ElevatedX install and make it finally work the way you wanted to! We know what does NATS means! No bullshit!

Hit me up with any possible questions you have — I'll do my best to satisfy you.

Dating

The idea was to create something remarkable, something that we don't have on the market yet. Developed entirely from scratch, our web application can be used as a standalone engine or as a part of something bigger, with an integrated database. During the process, we kept in mind two words: "white label," "white label," "white label!"

And, yes, it is a white label ready dating system. It's tokenized and can be used in many different ways. Do you want to charge for a chat message? Please, do, just set a price! For a subscription? Go for it! Want to go crazy and set everything free? Well, who am I to say no? Do it already!

Our system will soon be open for beta testing, so we are welcome everyone to join us, in case you want to check it out! More than that, your opinion is so important, hence who can say something about such stuff as dating if not you guys, huh?

Here are some features of a web application we build:

full support of all modern browsers and phones;

neat responsive design;

variable based CSS styling;

core integrated token system;

the usual stuff: profiles, favourites, photo galleries and albums, blog engine for users, messages, winks, followers, likes and more;

absolutely remarkable chat with emoji support;

gift system to send a bouquet of roses to your bots love;

and we are working on the TikTok like videos for users as well.

User Profile

Photos and Albums

Favorites

Feel free to join the conversation! I will be happy to answer any of the questions you might have about our system and its development.

Tours

I've seen HTML-based tours hosted on multiple domains. Hundreds of domain names, all hardcoded, terrible, slow, outdated; I've seen great people failing to make a simple tube gallery; I've seen terrible player pages, terrible performance, terrible layouts... I can definitely tell you — I've seen a lot! And I asked myself — why? Well, that's why!

That's why we created a tour system of our own. It's clean, supports multiple domains, multiple tours for each domain — both in unlimited numbers.

Domains Listing

Tours Listing

System supports media categories for content distribution, which are made to be shared between different tours and domains.

Media Categories

Media Items

For now, it has five different templates to be used as previews. Multiply that by portrait, landscape or masonry layout. Every bit of preview can be easily changed in the admin interface, so it's up to you what colours and styling to use over there. Player pages and it's elements inherit the preview styling, or, in case you want to, player pages can be turned off and replaced with a join link.

Global Tour Settings

Tour Header Settings

Thumbnails Settings

Thumbnail Types

Footer Settings

The system supports our own small and very reliable lazy load, so you won't eat up all your clients' mobile traffic, as it happens sometimes.

In general, it's a tour constructor created by people who's been updating 160ish domains with bare hands!

And finally - hit me up with questions. I'll gladly answer everything you might ask.

CaptainHowdy · 12-03-2020, 03:21 AM

That is the most complete introduction I've ever seen around here, it almost feels kinda sketchy

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Welcome to the zoo.

Digital Cucumber · 12-03-2020, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That is the most complete introduction I've ever seen around here, it almost feels kinda sketchy

.

Ahha! I'm dying over here after this intro was finished

Quote:

Welcome to the zoo.

Merci!

CaptainHowdy · 12-17-2020, 05:38 PM

Bumpin' for more feedback . . .

sandman! · 12-17-2020, 07:04 PM

nice intro

Digital Cucumber · 06-09-2021, 12:34 AM

Oh thanks so much! We are so busy with development... But hey, our Tour system already has an encoding capability and dating development is going pretty well too

Anyone wants to be a tech partner?

yuu.design · 06-09-2021, 07:22 AM

Welcome to the zoo

Tim · 06-09-2021, 08:36 AM

Welcome

OneHungLo · 06-09-2021, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

it almost feels kinda sketchy

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When don't they?

ANAL PASTE · 06-09-2021, 01:19 PM

Wasn't there a "digital strawberry" before? Romania I believe.

fuzebox · 06-09-2021, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE

Wasn't there a "digital strawberry" before? Romania I believe.

Bitter Strawberry the CPA network?

Jazzix · 06-09-2021, 03:05 PM

Welcome! but...

TLDR = Too Long Didn't Read

sarettah · 06-09-2021, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digital Cucumber

Oh thanks so much! We are so busy with development... But hey, our Tour system already has an encoding capability and dating development is going pretty well too

Anyone wants to be a tech partner?

Only took you 6 months to get back here. Makes us all feel so special.

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nikki99 · 06-10-2021, 07:37 AM

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zijlstravideo · 06-10-2021, 09:15 AM

Welcome mr Pickle Dick

KyleC · 06-13-2021, 08:10 PM

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sunvape · 06-13-2021, 11:17 PM

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12-03-2020, 03:17 AM	#1
Digital Cucumber Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Canada Posts: 5	Digital Cucumber: Introduction "Introduce Yourself — create a new thread to say Hello," you say? Alright! I've spent some time working on this introduction since everything should be in order. Sorry if it came up longer than usual. Digital Cucumber is a Canadian based creative agency specializing mostly in web and graphics design. Our team members are experienced with the adult industry, and I must say it's a vast experience: we've been involved working with dating sites, interactive tours, member areas, regular tours and so on. We are currently working on our own projects, a couple of mainstream ones, and some for the adult industry: Dating and Tours. In case you are interested — I'll tell you everything after the presentation. To bring some value to this introduction, we've prepared small clipart for you guys. Nothing fancy, just a little specific... But, we all know that Christmas is coming, and you need to do all these banners, pop-up windows, pop-under windows, whatever you have to, to sell and promote! So we've created this to share with you — it was fun to do, to be honest. You can download it from our website or using this direct link to the zip archive: *digitalcucumber.com/files/shared/Digital-Cucumber-Christmas-2020.zip* Apart from funny material, we can be extremely serious! We can help you speed up your website, clean the shit out of it, do it fully responsive and operational on almost all the devices we've got today, even the Smart TVs. We offer outstanding graphic design of templates, headers, logotypes, join forms (1/2), banners, emails, gallery layouts, vector images, etc. We are proud to create: lazyload scripts, pop-ups, pop-unders. We'll happily fix your ElevatedX install and make it finally work the way you wanted to! We know what does NATS means! No bullshit! Hit me up with any possible questions you have — I'll do my best to satisfy you. Dating The idea was to create something remarkable, something that we don't have on the market yet. Developed entirely from scratch, our web application can be used as a standalone engine or as a part of something bigger, with an integrated database. During the process, we kept in mind two words: "white label," "white label," "white label!" And, yes, it is a white label ready dating system. It's tokenized and can be used in many different ways. Do you want to charge for a chat message? Please, do, just set a price! For a subscription? Go for it! Want to go crazy and set everything free? Well, who am I to say no? Do it already! Our system will soon be open for beta testing, so we are welcome everyone to join us, in case you want to check it out! More than that, your opinion is so important, hence who can say something about such stuff as dating if not you guys, huh? Here are some features of a web application we build: full support of all modern browsers and phones; neat responsive design; variable based CSS styling; core integrated token system; the usual stuff: profiles, favourites, photo galleries and albums, blog engine for users, messages, winks, followers, likes and more; absolutely remarkable chat with emoji support; gift system to send a bouquet of roses to your bots love; and we are working on the TikTok like videos for users as well. User Profile Photos and Albums Favorites Feel free to join the conversation! I will be happy to answer any of the questions you might have about our system and its development. Tours I've seen HTML-based tours hosted on multiple domains. Hundreds of domain names, all hardcoded, terrible, slow, outdated; I've seen great people failing to make a simple tube gallery; I've seen terrible player pages, terrible performance, terrible layouts... I can definitely tell you — I've seen a lot! And I asked myself — why? Well, that's why! That's why we created a tour system of our own. It's clean, supports multiple domains, multiple tours for each domain — both in unlimited numbers. Domains Listing Tours Listing System supports media categories for content distribution, which are made to be shared between different tours and domains. Media Categories Media Items For now, it has five different templates to be used as previews. Multiply that by portrait, landscape or masonry layout. Every bit of preview can be easily changed in the admin interface, so it's up to you what colours and styling to use over there. Player pages and it's elements inherit the preview styling, or, in case you want to, player pages can be turned off and replaced with a join link. Global Tour Settings Tour Header Settings Thumbnails Settings Thumbnail Types Footer Settings The system supports our own small and very reliable lazy load, so you won't eat up all your clients' mobile traffic, as it happens sometimes. In general, it's a tour constructor created by people who's been updating 160ish domains with bare hands! And finally - hit me up with questions. I'll gladly answer everything you might ask.

12-03-2020, 03:21 AM	#2
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12-17-2020, 05:38 PM	#4
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06-09-2021, 12:34 AM	#6
Digital Cucumber Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Canada Posts: 5	Oh thanks so much! We are so busy with development... But hey, our Tour system already has an encoding capability and dating development is going pretty well too Anyone wants to be a tech partner?

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