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Scott McD · 03-17-2021, 09:04 AM

I've never been this pale looking in 15 years

I bet the first (next) vacation i take i will get burned alive. Usually i always make sure i have a decent base tan before i go anywhere.

Klen · 03-17-2021, 02:54 PM

Like cheddar cheese pale or even paler ?

MaDalton · 03-17-2021, 03:34 PM

you're scottish, you're not supposed to be tanned

Scott McD · 03-17-2021, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Klen

Like cheddar cheese pale or even paler ?

Paler

Scott McD · 03-17-2021, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you're scottish, you're not supposed to be tanned

I am Scottish but i have had a tan for over 15 years now. And by a tan i mean, a TAN !!!

I'll find some pics brb....

NatalieK · 03-18-2021, 04:04 PM

funny you say about getting burnt the first time you get to go on holiday again...

i´ve been working so much and the winter sun, it´s a little chilly, lovely to sit enjoying a glass of wine, or lunch, but not sunbathing. Anyway, last weekend was the first time it reached 24c so i laid in it for a few hours, i´m seriously red and have been in agony since!

At least now topped up lol :thumbups

pornmasta · 03-18-2021, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you're scottish, you're not supposed to be tanned

Scott, do you speak like Sean Connery ?

Applebite Media · 03-20-2021, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I bet the first (next) vacation i take i will get burned alive. Usually i always make sure i have a decent base tan before i go anywhere.

Never heard that from a guy before

Scott McD · 03-20-2021, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

Scott, do you speak like Sean Connery ?

Yesh! Well shometimesh.

I must say, you're a shite for shore eyesh...

Scott McD · 03-20-2021, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Applebite Media

Never heard that from a guy before

We have like 10 months or more of shit weather.

It makes sense to have a "base tan". Too many people born here think they can go abroad for 14 days and take the blistering heat and be fine. Yet 2 days into their vacation they are like lobsters

I also found out the hard way years ago. Never again...

Applebite Media · 03-21-2021, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

We have like 10 months or more of shit weather.

It makes sense to have a "base tan". Too many people born here think they can go abroad for 14 days and take the blistering heat and be fine. Yet 2 days into their vacation they are like lobsters

I also found out the hard way years ago. Never again...

I'm really white for an Italian... the reddish hair does not tan... I burn no matter what. Really sucked in AZ in the summer riding a motorcycle... LOL. I have always been a vampire, shy-ed away from the sun. Moving to AZ scared me seeing the older population so wrinkled from years of sun exposure.

Be careful!

Mickey_ · 03-21-2021, 04:10 PM

Look on the bright side, you’ll likely live longer.

Also, what MaDalton said.

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