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Pipecrew · 05-14-2003, 10:06 PM

HARLEM SPELLING BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel -

I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

2. Dictate -

My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -

I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody needsda get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose -

If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -

I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -

My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -

I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel -

Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine -

There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -

When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq -

When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain -

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -

I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income -

I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

d0se · 05-14-2003, 10:09 PM

oh no thats racist

aflex · 05-14-2003, 10:10 PM

rofl im dien.. gotta print that for a friend

PostWhore · 05-14-2003, 11:02 PM

AngelAllgood · 05-14-2003, 11:07 PM

Brad Mitchell · 05-14-2003, 11:26 PM

That's only racist if you don't like black people or if you're a bleeding liberal... otherwise, that's some funny shit.

Brad

05-14-2003, 10:06 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Harlem Spelling Bee HARLEM SPELLING BEE Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody. 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody needsda get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

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Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,813	That's only racist if you don't like black people or if you're a bleeding liberal... otherwise, that's some funny shit. Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

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d0se Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 1,225	oh no thats racist

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