Harlem Spelling Bee
 

HARLEM SPELLING BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.


1. Hotel -

I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.



2. Dictate -

My girfriend say my dictate good.



3. Catacomb -

I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody needsda get that catacomb.



4. Foreclose -

If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.



5. Rectum -

I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.



6. Disappointment -

My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.



7. Penis -

I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.



8. Israel -

Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".



9. Undermine -

There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.



10. Acoustic -

When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.



11. Iraq -

When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.



12. Stain -

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"



13. Fortify -

I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."



14. Income -

I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

oh no thats racist :(

rofl im dien.. gotta print that for a friend

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That's only racist if you don't like black people or if you're a bleeding liberal... otherwise, that's some funny shit.

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Brad