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blackmonsters · 11-28-2020, 09:43 AM

Both these guys bodies look about like mine and I'm in NO shape to fight a boxing match.
This is just crazy!

baddog · 11-28-2020, 09:55 AM

Did you see the rules?

If what I saw was real: eight 2 minute rounds, if any blood fight is over. No betting allowed

blackmonsters · 11-28-2020, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Did you see the rules?

If what I saw was real: eight 2 minute rounds, if any blood fight is over. No betting allowed

I didn't see the rules, I admit that.
But still, these dudes are nearly as old as your ass!

There are only two things on earth that are older than you : Dirt and air.

baddog · 11-28-2020, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I didn't see the rules, I admit that.
But still, these dudes are nearly as old as your ass!

There are only two things on earth that are older than you : Dirt and air.

Those two make me look svelte.

No knockouts
No judges
No declared winner

blackmonsters · 11-28-2020, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Those two make me look svelte.

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Originally Posted by baddog

No knockouts

Ummm, how do they stop a knockout?
The ref jumps in front of the punch?

baddog · 11-28-2020, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Ummm, how do they stop a knockout?
The ref jumps in front of the punch?

No one gets close enough? 6' social distancing?

blackmonsters · 11-28-2020, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

No one gets close enough? 6' social distancing?

I give you 3 points out of 5 for that BS reply.

baddog · 11-28-2020, 11:42 AM

I am surprised there isn't a no biting rule.

GUNNER · 11-28-2020, 12:28 PM

I thought Tyson was busy making $500k a month and smoking 10 tons of weed at his 420 ranch

PornoStar69 · 11-28-2020, 01:13 PM

Watch the heavyweight fight between Daniel Dubois vs Joe Joyce on ESPN+USA - starts in less than 2 hours time.

ilnjscb · 11-28-2020, 01:16 PM

Go Jiuseppe!!

Scott McD · 11-28-2020, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Did you see the rules?

If what I saw was real: eight 2 minute rounds, if any blood fight is over. No betting allowed

An absolute farce.

Embarrassing to be honest this is even going ahead...

faxxaff · 11-28-2020, 01:40 PM

It's an exhibition, not a fight.

blackmonsters · 11-28-2020, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by faxxaff

It's an exhibition, not a fight.

I think the will do an excellent job of exhibiting that they are fucking old.

slapass · 11-28-2020, 02:59 PM

They will gas out after one round. Not trying to be a jerk but just too hard at that age.

The Porn Nerd · 11-28-2020, 06:44 PM

I don't know which is sicker: this or a homeless fight between bums.

There's no PPV fee for watching bums under the bridge brawl so I guess I will go with homeless fights for now.

slapass · 11-28-2020, 07:51 PM

How do we watch it? I can’t find the POV even here in Brazil.

ruff · 11-28-2020, 08:33 PM

As always, it's about the money.

adultchatpay · 11-28-2020, 10:17 PM

Tyson is pummeling Jones at the moment

baddog · 11-28-2020, 11:35 PM

Pummeled to a draw.

Alex BongaCash · 11-29-2020, 01:54 AM

Actually, both are in a pretty good condition for their ages

It could be much worse at all.

adultchatpay · 11-29-2020, 01:57 AM

Well it's an exhibition nothing much to expect.

"IM NOT A GIANT, IM A BEGINNER" -TYSON

CurrentlySober · 11-29-2020, 05:36 AM

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Like two of my uncles fighting at the park...

Quote from commentator.

EddyTheDog · 11-29-2020, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Quote from commentator.

I just skipped through that - It's possible I missed the 'good' bits but it looked like they are just trying to hold each other up - Good money for a few minutes work out I expect...

ilnjscb · 11-29-2020, 08:17 AM

wtf happened to the Juiseppe Cusumano vs. Greg Corbin fight?

slapass · 11-29-2020, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Quote from commentator.

I heard that! 😂😂😂

baddog · 11-29-2020, 11:49 AM

Jones sure seemed at ease resting his ear against Tyson's mouth.

I will have to try to watch this throughout the day; sucks too much to waste 20 minutes at once.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 11-29-2020, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Both these guys bodies look about like mine and I'm in NO shape to fight a boxing match.
This is just crazy!

Have you seen Fedor in his day? Dumpy as can be, silent too, but BADASS!!!!!!!!

baddog · 11-29-2020, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Have you seen Fedor in his day? Dumpy as can be, silent too, but BADASS!!!!!!!!

MMA is not boxing.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I am surprised there isn't a no biting rule.

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11-29-2020, 11:49 AM	#27
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Jones sure seemed at ease resting his ear against Tyson's mouth. I will have to try to watch this throughout the day; sucks too much to waste 20 minutes at once.