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blackmonsters 11-28-2020 09:43 AM

I'm 100% against Mike Tyson and Roy Jones fight
 
Both these guys bodies look about like mine and I'm in NO shape to fight a boxing match.
This is just crazy!

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/_g...fdb9689101e63e


:helpme:helpme:helpme

baddog 11-28-2020 09:55 AM

Did you see the rules?

If what I saw was real: eight 2 minute rounds, if any blood fight is over. No betting allowed

blackmonsters 11-28-2020 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22780693)
Did you see the rules?

If what I saw was real: eight 2 minute rounds, if any blood fight is over. No betting allowed

I didn't see the rules, I admit that.
But still, these dudes are nearly as old as your ass!

There are only two things on earth that are older than you : Dirt and air.

:1orglaugh

baddog 11-28-2020 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780700)
I didn't see the rules, I admit that.
But still, these dudes are nearly as old as your ass!

There are only two things on earth that are older than you : Dirt and air.

:1orglaugh

Those two make me look svelte.

No knockouts
No judges
No declared winner

blackmonsters 11-28-2020 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22780704)
Those two make me look svelte.

:1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22780704)
No knockouts

Ummm, how do they stop a knockout?
The ref jumps in front of the punch?

:warning

baddog 11-28-2020 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780711)
:1orglaugh




Ummm, how do they stop a knockout?
The ref jumps in front of the punch?

:warning

No one gets close enough? 6' social distancing?

blackmonsters 11-28-2020 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22780729)
No one gets close enough? 6' social distancing?

I give you 3 points out of 5 for that BS reply.

:1orglaugh

baddog 11-28-2020 11:42 AM

I am surprised there isn't a no biting rule.

GUNNER 11-28-2020 12:28 PM

I thought Tyson was busy making $500k a month and smoking 10 tons of weed at his 420 ranch :1orglaugh

PornoStar69 11-28-2020 01:13 PM

Watch the heavyweight fight between Daniel Dubois vs Joe Joyce on ESPN+USA - starts in less than 2 hours time.

ilnjscb 11-28-2020 01:16 PM

Go Jiuseppe!!

Scott McD 11-28-2020 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22780693)
Did you see the rules?

If what I saw was real: eight 2 minute rounds, if any blood fight is over. No betting allowed

An absolute farce.

Embarrassing to be honest this is even going ahead...

faxxaff 11-28-2020 01:40 PM

It's an exhibition, not a fight.

blackmonsters 11-28-2020 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by faxxaff (Post 22780775)
It's an exhibition, not a fight.


I think the will do an excellent job of exhibiting that they are fucking old.

:1orglaugh

slapass 11-28-2020 02:59 PM

They will gas out after one round. Not trying to be a jerk but just too hard at that age.

The Porn Nerd 11-28-2020 06:44 PM

I don't know which is sicker: this or a homeless fight between bums.

There's no PPV fee for watching bums under the bridge brawl so I guess I will go with homeless fights for now.

slapass 11-28-2020 07:51 PM

How do we watch it? I can’t find the POV even here in Brazil.

ruff 11-28-2020 08:33 PM

As always, it's about the money.

adultchatpay 11-28-2020 10:17 PM

Tyson is pummeling Jones at the moment

baddog 11-28-2020 11:35 PM

Pummeled to a draw.

Alex BongaCash 11-29-2020 01:54 AM

Actually, both are in a pretty good condition for their ages :thumbsup
It could be much worse at all.

adultchatpay 11-29-2020 01:57 AM

Well it's an exhibition nothing much to expect.

"IM NOT A GIANT, IM A BEGINNER" -TYSON

CurrentlySober 11-29-2020 05:36 AM



Quote:

Like two of my uncles fighting at the park...
Quote from commentator.

EddyTheDog 11-29-2020 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22781015)




Quote from commentator.

I just skipped through that - It's possible I missed the 'good' bits but it looked like they are just trying to hold each other up - Good money for a few minutes work out I expect...

ilnjscb 11-29-2020 08:17 AM

wtf happened to the Juiseppe Cusumano vs. Greg Corbin fight?

slapass 11-29-2020 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22781015)




Quote from commentator.

I heard that! 😂😂😂

baddog 11-29-2020 11:49 AM

Jones sure seemed at ease resting his ear against Tyson's mouth.

I will have to try to watch this throughout the day; sucks too much to waste 20 minutes at once.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 11-29-2020 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780683)
Both these guys bodies look about like mine and I'm in NO shape to fight a boxing match.
This is just crazy!

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/_g...fdb9689101e63e


:helpme:helpme:helpme

Have you seen Fedor in his day? Dumpy as can be, silent too, but BADASS!!!!!!!!

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Nt...514f23411b81a0

baddog 11-29-2020 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22781123)
Have you seen Fedor in his day? Dumpy as can be, silent too, but BADASS!!!!!!!!

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Nt...514f23411b81a0

MMA is not boxing.


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