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Old 04-25-2003, 12:10 AM   #1
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:mad what is it with women who slam car doors?

I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:11 AM   #2
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:12 AM   #3
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trying to turn a hoe into a housewife?
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:13 AM   #4
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trying to turn a hoe into a housewife?

just trying to teach a bitch to be a bitch..and learn her place
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:16 AM   #5
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fuckin hoes be putting there fingers all my paint too, i just waxed that shit woman!
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:17 AM   #6
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btw im so don't take me seriously
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:17 AM   #7
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Them hoes used to slamming the raggedy door on they mama's Monte Carlo and the rusty screen door on they house. You gotta check em or they'll never learn. Also, like in Bronx Tale...if I let you in the car and walk around to my door and she didn't unlock it, that's the sign of a selfish bitch and grounds for immediate dismissal!
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:18 AM   #8
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I just want to know wtf is up with slammin doors hard as hell? If I did that shit she would be whinin and complainin..I think they are naturally use to shutting cabinets and refrigs when they are cookin food
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:18 AM   #9
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Next time one of them fucks up you gotta donkey punch her!
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:19 AM   #10
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:21 AM   #11
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Tell her next time she slamms the door, no more rides in the big fly truck.. the hoe can walk her ass around
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:22 AM   #12
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you need to get a caddy

"Me and you, your momma and your cousin too
Rollin down the strip on vogues
Comin up slammin Cadillac doz "Outkast

you can slam a caddy door and hear that beautiful sound
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Old 04-25-2003, 12:23 AM   #13
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Open and close the car door for her. Problem solved.


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Old 04-25-2003, 12:51 AM   #14
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Next time remember to say these words slowly before she tries to get in the car...

"Follow me, you can park in my driveway."

Why are you letting these auxillary hoes touch your floor mat? You slippin foo!
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:12 AM   #15
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what you're not a gentleman and got the door for her?


kidding, mabye shes one of those girls who had a chump ass boyfriend that got the door for her all the time and now that you're not doing it shes mad and is subliminally trying to tell you by slamming your door.
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Old 04-25-2003, 01:59 AM   #16
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Open and close the car door for her. Problem solved.


I always do it to let the bitches know I'm a true gentlemen with manners and shit.
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Old 04-25-2003, 02:01 AM   #17
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give da door test from bronx tale
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Old 04-25-2003, 04:49 AM   #18
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Women that slam car doors drive '73 Pintos.
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Old 04-25-2003, 06:58 AM   #19
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hmmm and i thought women that slammed car doors drove big ass 4 wheel drive trucks...
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:07 AM   #20
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hmmm and i thought women that slammed car doors drove big ass 4 wheel drive trucks...
no way, my girl used to slam my car door all the time, I think it's one of the only things I ever spazz on her about. So I go and slam her car doors but she just laughs at me.....She drives a hyundai with dents on every corner!

now I open the door for her
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Old 04-25-2003, 07:40 AM   #21
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maybe put her hand or foot in there and tell her to slam it shut..lol

my hubby yells at me about slamming the doors too...i try to be nice to my Denali..i really do.
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:18 AM   #22
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I just tell her that I'd like to be able to use these doors in the future.

Also, I open and close the doors for Mrs Korfield, and yes, she then unlocks my side and usually turns the truck on for me as well
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I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!
I don't slam car doors.. I love nice cars wayyyyyyyy too much.. sometimes I'm nicer to a guy's ride than to them :P
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I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!
i know alot of guys that do it too
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If ya slam hard enough you can make the glass drop and break LOL
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i know alot of guys that do it too
i was thinking the same shit.

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I thought you'd say a 82' olds 98 regency
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