![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Triple OG nigga on GFY
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in the BP4L family compound
Posts: 27,296
|
![]() I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Living the life of diamonds and guns
Posts: 505
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
trying to turn a hoe into a housewife?
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 | |
Triple OG nigga on GFY
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in the BP4L family compound
Posts: 27,296
|
Quote:
just trying to teach a bitch to be a bitch..and learn her place ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Nomad
Posts: 5,196
|
fuckin hoes be putting there fingers all my paint too, i just waxed that shit woman!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Nomad
Posts: 5,196
|
btw im
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 999
|
Them hoes used to slamming the raggedy door on they mama's Monte Carlo and the rusty screen door on they house. You gotta check em or they'll never learn. Also, like in Bronx Tale...if I let you in the car and walk around to my door and she didn't unlock it, that's the sign of a selfish bitch and grounds for immediate dismissal!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Triple OG nigga on GFY
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in the BP4L family compound
Posts: 27,296
|
I just want to know wtf is up with slammin doors hard as hell? If I did that shit she would be whinin and complainin..I think they are naturally use to shutting cabinets and refrigs when they are cookin food
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
BP4L OT DL
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: BP4L Swap Meet
Posts: 13,481
|
Next time one of them fucks up you gotta donkey punch her!
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
Posts: 11,856
|
What is it with women who pretend they are rice pudding?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Living the life of diamonds and guns
Posts: 505
|
Tell her next time she slamms the door, no more rides in the big fly truck.. the hoe can walk her ass around
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Heranus
Posts: 5,560
|
you need to get a caddy
"Me and you, your momma and your cousin too Rollin down the strip on vogues Comin up slammin Cadillac doz "Outkast you can slam a caddy door and hear that beautiful sound ![]()
__________________
It IS what it IS |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 1,054
|
Open and close the car door for her. Problem solved.
![]()
__________________
Looking for PHP/MySQL solutions? Check out Cyboriginal - custom scripts, installation services and more. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
|
Next time remember to say these words slowly before she tries to get in the car...
"Follow me, you can park in my driveway." Why are you letting these auxillary hoes touch your floor mat? You slippin foo!
__________________
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
CLICK HERE
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 20,829
|
what you're not a gentleman and got the door for her?
kidding, mabye shes one of those girls who had a chump ass boyfriend that got the door for her all the time and now that you're not doing it shes mad and is subliminally trying to tell you by slamming your door.
__________________
I host with Vacares |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | |
I love to racism, bro!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA! USA! USA!
Posts: 23,128
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
Unvaxxed, still alive. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas,
Posts: 8,370
|
give da door test from bronx tale
__________________
AVN Nominated Camming Couple |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Mesosphere
Posts: 2,926
|
Women that slam car doors drive '73 Pintos.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
|
hmmm and i thought women that slammed car doors drove big ass 4 wheel drive trucks...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: knee deep in dirty diapers
Posts: 1,960
|
Quote:
now I open the door for her |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
|
maybe put her hand or foot in there and tell her to slam it shut..lol
my hubby yells at me about slamming the doors too...i try to be nice to my Denali..i really do. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 |
Is on the 1
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Philly Burbs
Posts: 4,996
|
I just tell her that I'd like to be able to use these doors in the future.
Also, I open and close the doors for Mrs Korfield, and yes, she then unlocks my side and usually turns the truck on for me as well |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 | |
Orgasms N Such!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Oakville, Ontario
Posts: 18,135
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Southern California
Posts: 1,060
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands
Posts: 1,572
|
If ya slam hard enough you can make the glass drop and break LOL
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 | |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
Posts: 60,840
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
![]() Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In the walls of your house.
Posts: 3,985
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Far far away...
Posts: 843
|
Quote:
Thats the way to do it! ![]()
__________________
Big Hugs to ALL! PattyeCake* Make MORE with your sites with Rabbit's Reviews!! AND don't forget!!!! Help a Child |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 | |
Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 19
|
Quote:
I thought you'd say a 82' olds 98 regency |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |