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TDF 04-25-2003 12:10 AM

what is it with women who slam car doors?
 
I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!:1orglaugh :feels-hot :feels-hot

Dj Furious 04-25-2003 12:11 AM

:1orglaugh

asuna 04-25-2003 12:12 AM

trying to turn a hoe into a housewife?

TDF 04-25-2003 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
trying to turn a hoe into a housewife?

just trying to teach a bitch to be a bitch..and learn her place:ak47: :ak47: :ak47:

ztik 04-25-2003 12:16 AM

fuckin hoes be putting there fingers all my paint too, i just waxed that shit woman!

ztik 04-25-2003 12:17 AM

btw im :drinkup so don't take me seriously

rdunn404 04-25-2003 12:17 AM

Them hoes used to slamming the raggedy door on they mama's Monte Carlo and the rusty screen door on they house. You gotta check em or they'll never learn. Also, like in Bronx Tale...if I let you in the car and walk around to my door and she didn't unlock it, that's the sign of a selfish bitch and grounds for immediate dismissal!

TDF 04-25-2003 12:18 AM

I just want to know wtf is up with slammin doors hard as hell? If I did that shit she would be whinin and complainin..I think they are naturally use to shutting cabinets and refrigs when they are cookin food

Digipimp 04-25-2003 12:18 AM

Next time one of them fucks up you gotta donkey punch her!

TheFLY 04-25-2003 12:19 AM

What is it with women who pretend they are rice pudding?

Dj Furious 04-25-2003 12:21 AM

Tell her next time she slamms the door, no more rides in the big fly truck.. the hoe can walk her ass around:)

69pornlinks 04-25-2003 12:22 AM

you need to get a caddy

"Me and you, your momma and your cousin too
Rollin down the strip on vogues
Comin up slammin Cadillac doz "Outkast

you can slam a caddy door and hear that beautiful sound:thumbsup

Mishi 04-25-2003 12:23 AM

Open and close the car door for her. Problem solved.


:smokin

Pornwolf 04-25-2003 12:51 AM

Next time remember to say these words slowly before she tries to get in the car...

"Follow me, you can park in my driveway."

Why are you letting these auxillary hoes touch your floor mat? You slippin foo!

beemk 04-25-2003 01:12 AM

what you're not a gentleman and got the door for her?


kidding, mabye shes one of those girls who had a chump ass boyfriend that got the door for her all the time and now that you're not doing it shes mad and is subliminally trying to tell you by slamming your door.

escorpio 04-25-2003 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mishi
Open and close the car door for her. Problem solved.


:smokin

I always do it to let the bitches know I'm a true gentlemen with manners and shit.:winkwink:

DirtyDanza 04-25-2003 02:01 AM

give da door test from bronx tale

ThunderBalls 04-25-2003 04:49 AM

Women that slam car doors drive '73 Pintos.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-25-2003 06:58 AM

hmmm and i thought women that slammed car doors drove big ass 4 wheel drive trucks... :1orglaugh

PR_Phil 04-25-2003 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
hmmm and i thought women that slammed car doors drove big ass 4 wheel drive trucks... :1orglaugh
no way, my girl used to slam my car door all the time, I think it's one of the only things I ever spazz on her about. So I go and slam her car doors but she just laughs at me.....She drives a hyundai with dents on every corner!

now I open the door for her

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-25-2003 07:40 AM

maybe put her hand or foot in there and tell her to slam it shut..lol

my hubby yells at me about slamming the doors too...i try to be nice to my Denali..i really do.

Herb Kornfield 04-25-2003 08:18 AM

I just tell her that I'd like to be able to use these doors in the future.

Also, I open and close the doors for Mrs Korfield, and yes, she then unlocks my side and usually turns the truck on for me as well

LadyMischief 04-25-2003 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!:1orglaugh :feels-hot :feels-hot
I don't slam car doors.. I love nice cars wayyyyyyyy too much.. sometimes I'm nicer to a guy's ride than to them :P

beemk 04-25-2003 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NWPhil
now I open the door for her

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KrazieSweets 04-25-2003 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
I swear bitches must think doors grow on trees..that shit is expensive ho! Dont slam my trucks doors!!:1orglaugh :feels-hot :feels-hot
i know alot of guys that do it too

Dopy 04-25-2003 04:46 PM

If ya slam hard enough you can make the glass drop and break LOL

Fletch XXX 04-25-2003 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazieSweets
i know alot of guys that do it too
i was thinking the same shit.

:glugglug

NetRodent 04-25-2003 04:48 PM

:1orglaugh

PattyeCake* 04-25-2003 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mishi
Open and close the car door for her. Problem solved.


:smokin


Thats the way to do it! :thumbsup

VegasGirl 05-13-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls
Women that slam car doors drive '73 Pintos.




I thought you'd say a 82' olds 98 regency


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