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Homer: You know, they call them fingers but they don't fing. The bus driver: hah yeah Homer: Oh wait there they go. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
Homer sits Bart in the middle of the freeway in a chair, facing a Laramee ad with a picture of a volupuous woman smoking a cigarette...(after Homer thinks Bart may be Gay)
HOMER: Does that ad make you want a woman? BART: No, but I could really go for a smoke. |
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Marge: You have the right to remain silent.
Homer: I choose to wave that right.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
Pop Quiz for the real fans...
In the episode where homer gets fat so he can work at home, they visit dr. nick riveria. He makes some suggestions about how to get fatter quicker (eg. eating pop tarts instead of toast).. etc. What suggestion does bart make, that makes him say "hey little boy, did you go to hollywood upstairs medical school too?" :-) Steve |
Homer trying to get Marge to donate her uterus for money....
"C'mon Marge, it's a uterUS not a uterYOU" LOL |
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King Size Homer is one of my favorite episodes :)
Homer: I'm looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work. Salesman: Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer, computer magazine columnist, something with computers? Homer: Well, I use a computer. Salesman: [quiet] Yeah, what's the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking. [loud] Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes.. Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu. Homer: "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk , Catarl, and Pig-Up. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. Aww...no time for that now, the computer's starting. "Check core temperature, yes slash no." Y-E-S "Core temperature normal." Hmph. Not too shabby. "Vent radioactive gas." N-O "Venting prevents explosi-on." Heeheee...whoa, this is hard. Where's my Tab? Okay, then, Y-E-S, vent the stupid gas. (gas gets released in a farm and destroys some corn) Farmer: Oh, no! The corn. Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke. |
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Ok, in the same episode, name the 3 overlooked food groups that dr nick talks about Steve |
more King Size Homer
Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad? Marge: Hmmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how. Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency. Lisa: Dad, what are you doing down there? Homer: Washing my fat guy hat, honey. Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. Bart: And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.. My girlfriend refuses to watch the Simpsons with me because I recite the whole episodes while watching them. |
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Homer: [quiet, from far] No you won't! Rex Banner: Yes, I will! Homer: Won't! i love that part! Homer: Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. Marge: Why do you have so many bowling balls? Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long! And then the scene where his stills keep exploding and he's in bed going "KABOOM! KABLOOEY!" Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am? Moe: Um... uhh... the best damn pet shop in town! |
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You're a one man simpsons-a-thon :-) Steve |
Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy? Homer: Don't mind if i do! *goes crazy* <EMBED src="http://www.captainevil.com/gfy/gocrazy.wav" hidden=true autostart=true loop=false><NOEMBED><BGSOUND src="http://www.captainevil.com/gfy/gocrazy.wav"></NOEMBED> |
I won a Simpsons trivia contest here on a local station. I got more pts. because I didn't use multiple choice. Its the all-time greatest show ever...no question.
Best Episodes for me: 1. Homer's Phobia 2. Krusty gets Kancelled 3. Whacking Day 3. You only movie twice 5. 22 Short Films about Springfield I'm a loser:thumbsup |
Homer vs the 18th amendment.
thats the name I was looking for |
Moe: This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?
Beat it, Ive got no room for cheapskapes! |
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Best thread EVER!!
Fav episode, well one of them.... Homer's heart surgery. Dr Nick: (enters the O.R., does his "HI every-bo-dy!" thing) he pulls on a latex glove and says "These gloves came FREE with my toilet brush!" The last thing Homer sees before he goes under is Dr Nick's face above him, as Dr Nick points down at Homer's chest cavity and says "What the hell is that??" Later, Moe and Barney are visiting Homer in his hospital room. Moe has brought him a beer, Homer thanks him, and a second later Moe says "Ah, you know Homer that beer ain't free" |
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no tv and no beer make home somehting something
marge : go crazy home : dont mind if i do askdjfsjb marge : aaaahhhh |
How bout homer gets a gun
Homer comes home, marge close your eyes I have a suprise for you... see marge opening eyes and homer has gun pointed at her. |
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I always try to catch the begining (if they don't cut it out) where Bart is writing on the chalk board... 'I will not hang doughnuts off my person' :1orglaugh |
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This is one of the best threads ever. =)
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A quote a chalkboard caught tonight;
'I don't have power of attorney over first graders' |
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my fave episode is the one with homer and mr burns when they get trapped in the cabin together
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Ned flanders imagines moving to hollywood...
Rod Flanders: Hey daddy baby! We're movie producers now! Tod Flanders: And we're JEWISH!! Ned: AAAAAAAAAAARGH |
homer: if something goes wrong, blame the guy who doesn't speak english
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I LOVED the two last night, esp. the one that ended with them singing the Canadian anthem because the American one was too warlike. K, the cop's son gets carried away by a wolf, and as he's being carried over a hill, he says, 'Your breath smells like dead bunnies." That's my new favourite. An old standby is the S-M-R-T song :)
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http://pornoflixxx.com/simpsons.htm
A lot of simpsons quotes in wav files, plus some other junk. My daughter got me a blow-up Homer punching doll that says stuff when you hit him. Too cool. Is it just me, or do the new episodes just seem to be lacking? |
my personal favorite quote...
Homer, in the car with ned in the episode where they become best friend - " NED FLANDERS IS MY BEST FRIEND! AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT" Karl to Lenny - "What did he just say?" Lenny to Karl - "I don't know, something about being gay" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- also, in the newer episode where they go to "Efcot Center" they are riding a ride which simulates a new electronic car, and the ride says, "I don't go fast, I can't go far, and if you drive me, people will think you are gay." |
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It amazes me that after a decade that show is still funny as shit. And Bart is still 9.
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Best episode ever: The chilli eating competition, Homer starts his fear and loathing /quest for soul mate saga and wakes up in a sandtrap on a golf course.
Best quote ever: (Marge) Homer; Mr Smithers called and said that if your not in work tomorrow then dont bother going in on Monday. (Homer) WooHoo 4 day weekend!!! |
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The show still has slapstick potential but I don't go out of my way to watch it, anymore, and when I do it's never quite as satisfying as it used to be. Now, the good stuff. Almost anything Ralph Wiggum says is hilarious. My personal favorites are: "Daddy says I'm <B>this</B> close to sleeping in the yard." "I bent my Wookie." "My knob tastes funny." From the newer episodes, the one where Marge got a boob job was really stupid but had a funny quote. Marge is yelling at the doctor about giving her the accidental boob job and when she threatens to tell Homer, the doctor says, "Ah, yes, your husband. I'm sure he's going to be furious," in that goofy accent. Very funny. My vote for best episode is split between the Hank Scorpio episode and Whacking Day. SpaceAce |
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