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sirkonstantine · 08-05-2020, 03:58 PM

Holy shit. No bars and clubs means no THOT that I can easily find. Trolling chicks on Seeking for free sex has resulted in 2 lays and 1 threat of violence... lol! Hinge is OK but it's not all fatties in my area. Tinder is the worse thing in my area. It was better in other areas. Bumble sucks!

Any tips?

GAMEFINEST · 08-05-2020, 08:13 PM

online is the best bet

Look Chang · 08-05-2020, 09:33 PM

Tip: During this time of covid, avoid all forms of oral sex. It seems that the safest position is doggy style ...

The Porn Nerd · 08-05-2020, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

Holy shit. No bars and clubs means no THOT that I can easily find. Trolling chicks on Seeking for free sex has resulted in 2 lays and 1 threat of violence... lol! Hinge is OK but it's not all fatties in my area. Tinder is the worse thing in my area. It was better in other areas. Bumble sucks!

Any tips?

Contact all your exes, that's what I did. Fucked two of them, then dumped them both because I remember how bat shit insane they both were/are.

What area are you in?

Mr Pheer · 08-05-2020, 11:15 PM

OMG thats a horrible idea

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 08-05-2020, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

then dumped them both because I remember how bat shit insane they both were/are.

I bet they talk the same shit about you

FapDude · 08-05-2020, 11:55 PM

COVID is the perfect excuse to Fap 24/7

RyuLion · 08-06-2020, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

Holy shit. No bars and clubs means no THOT that I can easily find. Trolling chicks on Seeking for free sex has resulted in 2 lays and 1 threat of violence... lol! Hinge is OK but it's not all fatties in my area. Tinder is the worse thing in my area. It was better in other areas. Bumble sucks!

Any tips?

At the park, I got the idea while jogging every day at Balboa Park here in San Diego.
Lots of em have picnics in groups during their lunch but sometimes alone, and they start seeing you run every day at the same time, smile at her/them then eventually make conversation about the weather, etc. (this can take anywhere from 3-4 weeks) It's not hard!

Patience is key, if they all put you on friend zone and think you're cool, they can still introduce you to their friend or even sister!

Plant several seeds..

davidCRM · 08-06-2020, 12:47 AM

y'all panicking, you can't walk up to drunk chicks any more, up to a point you reconcile with exes? dear god

tinder works here, as well as hitting up some of the acquintances who broke up recently

JesseQuinn · 08-06-2020, 01:25 AM

^^^lol, true say =)

think Ryu has prob the best advice re planting seeds

before I moved I just went down to the street to the gorgeous man I'd been innocently flirting with for over a year but hadn't hit yet as I was trying to save a relationship on life support. then that plug got pulled. we were together for 15 years and he was the only person I'd ever loved in 'that' way

think I stayed long enough to fall out of love so when we quit I moved on more easily than normal probably. just a guess, all this is new to me. I had never been in a capital R relationship before my soon to be ex husband, just wasn't interested

I'm far more batshit than he (new dude-he's almost obnoxiously well-balanced) but access to wicked sex problem solved. and he's still just an hour and half drive away now that I'm out of the city. really trying to maintain mental distance and be clear with him about that as I am NOT up for a relationship, but god damn he's fun. next visit on Sunday

is picking people up online for hook-ups actually effective? not asking for myself, last thing I want is to do more stuff online, just genuinely curious

CaptainHowdy · 08-06-2020, 01:42 PM

There's a gloryhole service in my area. The trick for me is that the wall isn't too thick.

notinmybackyard · 08-06-2020, 01:46 PM

Call a professional. If she won't come out because of the 'rona' then offer her another $50. (Or just call another professional)

Honestly,
Clubs are dead, online is bullshit and swinger clubs are filled with closet gay married men. Professionals are the best way to go. These days most will even do couples.

Rochard · 08-06-2020, 01:51 PM

How do I get laid during COVID? Usually I start by giving my wife a soft spanking...

ruff · 08-06-2020, 01:51 PM

You're gonna have to wear two masks in case one falls off.

Badaboom, I'll be here all week.

NatalieK · 08-06-2020, 04:11 PM

Here in Spain, the girls are back on the streets working on the corner of roundabouts and on the quiet end of the roads....

plenty of sex available where ever you want it.

NatalieK · 08-06-2020, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Professionals are the best way to go. These days most will even do couples.

I enjoyed a couple come to me for a paid session earlier this year! It was fun, girl girl for the majority of the hour, he wanted to watch his wife with another women and she wanted to be with another woman. We shared his dick orally and he fucked his wife until he cum.

A great session, both were very sexy, a good looking couple in their early 40´s

The Porn Nerd · 08-06-2020, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing

I bet they talk the same shit about you

Probably but who cares now?
I pumped and dumped them bro.

sirkonstantine · 08-06-2020, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

^^^lol, true say =)

think Ryu has prob the best advice re planting seeds

before I moved I just went down to the street to the gorgeous man I'd been innocently flirting with for over a year but hadn't hit yet as I was trying to save a relationship on life support. then that plug got pulled. we were together for 15 years and he was the only person I'd ever loved in 'that' way

think I stayed long enough to fall out of love so when we quit I moved on more easily than normal probably. just a guess, all this is new to me. I had never been in a capital R relationship before my soon to be ex husband, just wasn't interested

I'm far more batshit than he (new dude-he's almost obnoxiously well-balanced) but access to wicked sex problem solved. and he's still just an hour and half drive away now that I'm out of the city. really trying to maintain mental distance and be clear with him about that as I am NOT up for a relationship, but god damn he's fun. next visit on Sunday

is picking people up online for hook-ups actually effective? not asking for myself, last thing I want is to do more stuff online, just genuinely curious

Yeah, I need to start keeping chicks as friends for the secondary and tertiary lays. I've been disregarding that lately.

Is picking up people online effective? Yes it is... I think I've had 30 or 40 lays via online total. Nothing crazy but also nothing minor either. You really have to have fun with it, as it is a numbers game. You can actually download your data off of Tinder and it'll show you how many profiles you seen, how many right swipes you did and how many of them resulted in messages. If you make it "work" then it can become a second job; that's why you have to make it a game. That's also why nothing meaningful comes out of Tinder. haha.

The girls on Hinge are more relationship minded, which is nice. It's also a lot easier to start a relationship with them too.

I have no success on Bumble.

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Probably but who cares now?
I pumped and dumped them bro.

Do they fall for the same trick over and over again?

KyleC · 08-06-2020, 08:05 PM

Fucking my hands.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 08-06-2020, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Probably but who cares now?
I pumped and dumped them bro.

The Porn Nerd · 08-06-2020, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

Yeah, I need to start keeping chicks as friends for the secondary and tertiary lays. I've been disregarding that lately.

Is picking up people online effective? Yes it is... I think I've had 30 or 40 lays via online total. Nothing crazy but also nothing minor either. You really have to have fun with it, as it is a numbers game. You can actually download your data off of Tinder and it'll show you how many profiles you seen, how many right swipes you did and how many of them resulted in messages. If you make it "work" then it can become a second job; that's why you have to make it a game. That's also why nothing meaningful comes out of Tinder. haha.

The girls on Hinge are more relationship minded, which is nice. It's also a lot easier to start a relationship with them too.

I have no success on Bumble.

Do they fall for the same trick over and over again?

Well these were exes so do not really qualify. BUT I found both of them - years apart, of course - on Match. LOL Both are "recovering" (functioning?) alcoholics but honestly two of the hottest girls I have ever dated. But both are batshit insane. Serious damaged goods. Both in their late thirties, never married, nuts.

As for Tinder I got kicked off there. LOL I said "no fatties" on my profile! hahaha!! I saw a video on YT recently where the guy said 80% of the girls on Tinder are 6's and 5's while the guys were also at the bottom in terms of looks. So basically it's a shit show of ugly people trying to hook up. I would stick with the Big 3 of Match, POF and OKC.

Marmok · 08-06-2020, 10:23 PM

Lucky those who have antibodies in the body and get sick covid19 he can not! Such a person has nothing to fear.

CurrentlySober · 08-07-2020, 07:27 AM

Same way as before covid tbf...

and just to clarify, I don't use that cartoon to indicate 'By Force' or 'Rape' or anything unpleasant like that...

I simply mean that the last time I got laid was back in the stone age...

yuu.design · 08-07-2020, 09:02 AM

I'm not sure if i'm lucky living with my girlfriend or not during the lockdow :P
but i think it's an advantage about not having to deal with figuting out how to get laid :P

ruff · 08-07-2020, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yuu

I'm not sure if i'm lucky living with my girlfriend or not during the lockdow :P
but i think it's an advantage about not having to deal with figuting out how to get laid :P

Does she know how to cook?

george MH · 08-12-2020, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

At the park, I got the idea while jogging every day at Balboa Park here in San Diego.
Lots of em have picnics in groups during their lunch but sometimes alone, and they start seeing you run every day at the same time, smile at her/them then eventually make conversation about the weather, etc. (this can take anywhere from 3-4 weeks) It's not hard!

Patience is key, if they all put you on friend zone and think you're cool, they can still introduce you to their friend or even sister!

Plant several seeds..

Planning for sex

Tasty1 · 08-13-2020, 01:42 AM

Look for an anti-mouthmask and lockdown movement and join them.

TheLegacy · 08-13-2020, 08:02 AM

Well this certainly is a plus for those of us who are marriage or has a livin GF.

Outside of that - sexbot's - enjoy

jovideos · 08-13-2020, 01:45 PM

If you do not have a girlfriend I wouldnt risk it..lube & porn are always your friend

Spunky · 08-13-2020, 11:24 PM

I leave fliers at the Walmart parking lot

INever · 08-18-2020, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

^^^lol, true say =)

think Ryu has prob the best advice re planting seeds

before I moved I just went down to the street to the gorgeous man I'd been innocently flirting with for over a year but hadn't hit yet as I was trying to save a relationship on life support. then that plug got pulled. we were together for 15 years and he was the only person I'd ever loved in 'that' way

think I stayed long enough to fall out of love so when we quit I moved on more easily than normal probably. just a guess, all this is new to me. I had never been in a capital R relationship before my soon to be ex husband, just wasn't interested

I'm far more batshit than he (new dude-he's almost obnoxiously well-balanced) but access to wicked sex problem solved. and he's still just an hour and half drive away now that I'm out of the city. really trying to maintain mental distance and be clear with him about that as I am NOT up for a relationship, but god damn he's fun. next visit on Sunday

is picking people up online for hook-ups actually effective? not asking for myself, last thing I want is to do more stuff online, just genuinely curious

Online where the potential dates read the words...over the years I'd advertise for exactly what i wanted. And get it.

These days...just remembering those days.

just a punk · 08-19-2020, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

Holy shit. No bars and clubs means no THOT that I can easily find. Trolling chicks on Seeking for free sex has resulted in 2 lays and 1 threat of violence... lol! Hinge is OK but it's not all fatties in my area. Tinder is the worse thing in my area. It was better in other areas. Bumble sucks!

Any tips?

Come to Moscow. Everything is working: pubs, mainstream clubs, free sex clubs, brothels and striptease clubs. Plus thousands and thousands of individual prostitutes (those haven't stopped working even for a day). So you will find your love according to your tastes ;)

P.S. I'm a married man and I'm a misanthrope (I don't like people), so I'm not into this, but anybody else have a super-mega-wide choice here. Free or paid, as you wish.

notinmybackyard · 08-19-2020, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tasty1

Look for an anti-mouthmask and lockdown movement and join them.

Don't laugh because you're actually on to something.

Since this mask bullshit started we've gotten a lot more clients with deeper pockets that are far more serious about doing business. Not one of them has shown up to a meeting with a mask or pulled the distance crap.

Granted that none of us have discussed masks or Covid so obviously I don't know their official position on the issue. But as Ayn Rand made it clear, real businessmen don't give a shit about what the government says or does.

It's just that now it seems like the dead weight has finally sunk to the bottom of the ocean leaving more for the sharks to feed.

Screwed Up · 08-19-2020, 07:04 AM

Tinder. It's pretty easy if you know how to talk. Don't be boring.
If you don't, outsource it. Like anything in business. Treat your life as a business and success will come out of it.

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