|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
|
#1 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
DOn't get arrested on your way to Montreal!
Just a little public service announcement for my friends traveling to Montreal for the show:
Had dinner with Alyssa (Max Cash) today and she was retelling a story of a friend who got into trouble with Canadian customs when they went through the files on his laptop and there were bondage photos on it. Lots of us here keep content for clients or our sites with us when we travel and you might want to think about what content is on your drive when you go. I'm sure the Canadian webmasters here could lend more advice on what is okay or not. But I figured I'd best mention something so no one has trouble.
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
Don't get caught with illiegal stuff, plain and simple.. or are they even allowed to see tru ur laptop? easy, open it up and unplug the power to the hard drive, and say it defective
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,794
|
So they got arrested for having the photos? 2 or 3 years back I had some content via mail confiscated by customs becuase it had a slight bondage theme, it's a big no no.
__________________
Adult Comics Club - Updated Bi-Daily. 60% Recurring Payouts. Exclusive Comic Content. |
|
|
|
|
|
#4 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
fisting?
play it safe, unplug the HD... and put a lil sticker over the screw holes so they'll think if they break it it fucks up the warentty, I don't tink they will open it?
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
|
That's funny. You're safer just FedEXing your laptop probably now and then FedExing it back.
What a fucking invasion of privacy.
__________________
from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** |
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,384
|
i thought canada was so open to porn
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The BP4L Bunker
Posts: 1,480
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 | |
|
Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
|
Quote:
I haven't been up to Canada for many years, but I remember the Canadian guys as being easier to deal with.
__________________
from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
Posts: 17,042
|
Bondage is illegal in Canada?
__________________
PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144 |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Okay where's all the canuck content experts????
All I know is that one guy got his shit taken because of the B&D on it and had to get out of trouble. This was before 9/11 for the person who mentioned that, by the way.
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
#14 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
Quote:
hmmm... I don't know the exact laws, so I won't start saying well i THINK this.. and THINK that..
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: midwest side, yo
Posts: 4,728
|
go through on one of hte smaller places, they don't check shit. at least, they used to not do so. went through with a 27' 5th wheel a couple years back, and we could have had 100 illegal immigrants in the trailer and they wouldn't have known. they were just like "anything to declare" we were like "no" and they were like "have a nice day". i think that was the dakotas or something, in that area..
__________________
<a href="http://www.iroc409.com/"><img src="http://www.iroc409.com/adv/120x60.gif" border=0></a> icq: 1 7 6 4 2 0 9 6 0 Gallery templates for ONLY $25! w00t! |
|
|
|
|
|
#16 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#17 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,743
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#18 | |
|
Fuck Checks, CASH only!
Join Date: May 2002
Location: New York City
Posts: 19,422
|
Quote:
__________________
![]() Spanking, Medical Fetish, Sleeping, Strap-on Anal Lesbians, Girls Fucking Guys, Handjob site REAL HOT, Shemales, Anal and Ass Licking sites 100% Real EXCLUSIVE with amazing retention, ccbill payouts, lots of content FREE FTP HOSTING Promote the largest and oldest member paid escort site, Converts 10 times better then any dating site, CCBill payouts ICQ# 158802076 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 843
|
I know in Toronto, chicks can walk around topless...
I didn't think they would strap you for having bondage on your computer. That's just dumb. |
|
|
|
|
|
#20 | |
|
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canuckastan
Posts: 776
|
Quote:
Yes and no. Nothing "offending to community standards" is allowed. Which means customs gets to do whatever they fuck they want. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#21 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,776
|
Not that easy to be precise.
Customs is one legal entity that will prohibit the entering of the merchandise. But you can produce in Canada what is prohibted to import... Once imported, customs rarely will go after the merchandise ( excluding drugs of course...). In fact, some provincial entity will approve stuff that could be deemed obscene by the customs. BTW it is worst going into the US with porn than the other way around. In Canada, we distribute movies that are all imported from the US, Europe, Orient .... legally. Here is a document from customs that should guide you: ![]()
__________________
I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
|
|
|
|
|
#23 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#24 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
I had made this same post elsewhere and someone had a simple but bright idea. Just take all the stuff and put it in a big zip file (password protected even). Simple enough. Name it something like tradeshow presentation videos or something else innocuous.
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
#25 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 3,472
|
cant you just put all your porn files in a locked folder that's buried sooo deep inside your system no one will even look in there?
C:\Program Files\Macromedia\Dreamweaver 4\Configuration\Behaviors\Actions\Set Text\porn files |
|
|
|
|
|
#26 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#27 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Houston
Posts: 5,651
|
why not just encrypt it?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#28 |
|
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback
Posts: 3,253
|
Why not just pop the fuckers in the head with your laptop, snatch some weed from the hippies two cars back and hightail it to S. Dakota?
Simple solution. Or, just don't put porn files on the computer you take with you. |
|
|
|
|
|
#29 |
|
Pixel Pusher
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 7,093
|
Why don't you just put a bios password on the laptop. End of problem.
__________________
[email protected] |
|
|
|
|
|
#30 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#31 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Free Speech Land
Posts: 9,484
|
So much for free speech in Canada.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#32 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 2,025
|
right, zip it, rename the file 001tmp.dat
you guys cant hide files? What good are you?
__________________
LiveBucks / Privatefeeds - Giving you money since 1999 Up to 50% Commission! 25% Webmaster Referal Powered by Gamma |
|
|
|
|
|
#33 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: heh?
Posts: 609
|
i heard you can put a "disclaimer" page when you laptop boot up saying they can't go thru your email and some stuff and it is endorsed bu the UN. The best is to call your lawyer and get an advice on that.
This topic is of interest not only if your are traveling to Canada - but if your travelling to US from Canada or anywhere in the world. I would recommend encrypting your personal file, business file and email with PGP or similar encryption. |
|
|
|
|
|
#34 |
|
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
customs will seize content that has fisting, 2 or more cocks in one hole, and most bondage stuff if it looks like the girl is in ANY pain or discomfort whatsoever.
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
|
|
|
|
|
#35 | |
|
FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: FUBARLAND
Posts: 67,374
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
![]() FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#36 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: God's right hand
Posts: 19,791
|
who brings a laptop to shows?
__________________
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#37 | |
|
Pixel Pusher
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 7,093
|
Quote:
__________________
[email protected] |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#38 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,776
|
Quote:
If I would of say NO, I wouldn't be writing this now, I would be in Gantanamo Bay resort ...
__________________
I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#39 |
|
Reach for those stars!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 17,991
|
As far as general rules in Canada go:
1) Violence is sometimes obscene 2) Degradation of women is usually obscene 3) Violence combined with degradation of women is ALWAYS obscene Also, for bondage... if you have both hands tied, you cannot have penetration. You can pee, but not ON someone. The 'victim' of the bondage cannot show physical wounding, like welts or anything from the bondage. That's what I've found in my own perusal of the Criminal Code and various cases over the years. I love having access to a college library. Yes, the Canadian guys do search cars, and they can be butt-heads about things. I've gotten more flak from them coming home than I do from the American customs guys entering the states (driving through). Just for GOD'S SAKE don't bring any firearms with you. I bring my laptop with me whenever I go flying or driving to the states (other than day trips). At the airport I used to have to plug it in and turn it on, but now they just swab it for explosives and x-ray it. Driving through, they make sure it's not new and being smuggled. Twice I had to turn it on, and both times we had photography equipment with us. They sat down with my boyfriend and made him show them the pictures, which they then waved through. NOTE: That was the American customs that did that to us. Hope that helps! |
|
|
|
|
|
#40 |
|
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: shell beach
Posts: 7,938
|
.... why not put it all on a PGP disk, it asks for a passphrase before it can get mounted.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#41 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
We digress though. Uploading to a server... zip file with innocuous name, etc... a few good solutions presented here. The point being I wanted to mention to anyone before they ended up with a big headache that could have been avoided.
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#42 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Norway
Posts: 110
|
I use the "hide partitions" function in PartitionMagic to hide data.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#43 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,833
|
Quote:
__________________
Retired Pornosticator |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#44 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: JustPorno
Posts: 2,384
|
Zip it up, and don't tell em that you are going to a porn convention
From experience I usually just tell customs guys that I'm going on vacation... unless I'm bringing stuff that makes it obvious that its not a vacation - but then shipping stuff down is way easier. When you tell em your going to a trade show for business then they have all sorts of questions, or think you are trying to work illegaly. I've never been pulled over for a more thourough search except when I tell em I'm going for some work purpose.
__________________
Just Porno with both classic and mobile porn versions. Gay Porn Our mega gay site tranny porn |
|
|
|
|
|
#45 |
|
MFBA
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PNW
Posts: 7,230
|
well when your 20 like me you get fucked with both ways, but im a citizen of both countries. i tell them to kiss my ass and let me in.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#46 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 7,020
|
Quote:
There is a book store in Vancouver called Little Sisters, they generally provide material for the gay and lesbian communtiy. They have been fighting with Canadian Customs FOREVER regarding books and magazines being obsene. Actually, there is a movie losely based on it called 'Better than Chocolate' excellent movie Canada Customs sucks ass when it comes to shit like that, they have the power to say no, so they abuse it and nothing happens. They are all wanking off somewhere in a corner with all of the confiscated material And to those of you, who say don't tell the password bwahahaha they will just take your laptop, and that's the end of that!
__________________
AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor |
|
|
|
|