Would you put your Dick into this Machine ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Corleone · 05-10-2003, 01:32 PM

thats for penis enlargement ;) would you put your dick into it? ;)

FATPad · 05-10-2003, 01:34 PM

It looks like some sort of toilet for handicapped people.

asuna · 05-10-2003, 01:34 PM

btw why did u add me to icq?

Corleone · 05-10-2003, 01:37 PM

dunno asuna.. adding & deleting alot of People / day ;) maybe you've written something interesting for me on another thread

Corleone · 05-10-2003, 01:39 PM

this machine scares me a little bit ;)

JayJay · 05-10-2003, 01:40 PM

Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive

Gutterboy · 05-10-2003, 01:42 PM

It looks like a medieval torture device.

TheFLY · 05-10-2003, 02:12 PM

I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated... I'm sure there are lots of speculated factors -- and probably there are some factors to determine penis size that science will never explain... As for this machine -- I'd think that a more natural approach would be useful... personally I do not need any assistance -- but if I really did -- and I came the the conclusion that a machine would be the best option -- I would probably construct my own device based on all the information at hand... And then market it to pathetic losers who probably would greatly appreciate my inventiveness -- by having additional size...

You GOT to imagine that anyone who goes to such great lengths to build a "penis machine" like this... PROBABLY had some short-comings with his own penis... So regardless -- you are buying a machine that a guy with a small dick designed... Do you really want to buy anything from a guy with a small dick?

jact · 05-10-2003, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
btw why did u add me to icq?

Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis?

dapproid · 05-10-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by jact

Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis?

Hohoho

Corleone · 05-10-2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact

Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis?

haha yeah that was the reason ;) so do you want an enlargement or not? ;)

Fatum · 05-10-2003, 03:31 PM

Would I?
Hell NO !!!

strobi · 05-10-2003, 03:43 PM

Looks like cybernetic implants for my cat!

Rictor · 05-10-2003, 03:44 PM

Not that machine.

I'll put it in the first robotic Real Doll they come out with tho.

Android wife is the wife for me.

Corleone · 05-10-2003, 04:30 PM

another good method

05-10-2003, 04:40 PM

Na Malzeit

Monique Niccole · 05-10-2003, 04:44 PM

Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that.

Kanoealoha · 05-10-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated...

mmm...on wed at my health class my teacher was sayinghow testosterone (sp) is killed by alcohol...so I was thinking...the earlier you drink the more likely your dick doesn't grow to its full potential maybe huh...

mmm just a random ass thought on a boring ass Saturday

hottoddy · 05-10-2003, 04:57 PM

It looks kinda like the device used to make Dwarf children a little taller. They repeatedly break the femur bones and then crank the knobs. Over time, you can be a whole 2-4 inches taller - fun !

Kick Ass Chat · 05-10-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
It looks like some sort of toilet for handicapped people.

LMAO....

cold_ice · 05-10-2003, 07:05 PM

Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.

Porn Mickey · 05-12-2003, 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by JayJay
Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive

Corleone · 05-12-2003, 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.

hehe ;) i bet they already have that at home ;)

i'll buy this too :D want a gigantor monster penis ;)

gornyhuy · 05-12-2003, 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha

mmm...on wed at my health class my teacher was sayinghow testosterone (sp) is killed by alcohol...so I was thinking...the earlier you drink the more likely your dick doesn't grow to its full potential maybe huh...

mmm just a random ass thought on a boring ass Saturday

Nope, that ain't it... Igotta thimble dick and I never had a drop to drink until well after puberty.

Lykos · 05-12-2003, 06:13 AM

NO WAY

LadyMischief · 05-12-2003, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by Afrekete
Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that.

A more true statement has never been made!

05-10-2003, 01:32 PM	#1
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	Would you put your Dick into this Machine ? thats for penis enlargement ;) would you put your dick into it? ;)

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05-10-2003, 01:34 PM	#3
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	btw why did u add me to icq? __________________

05-12-2003, 06:13 AM	#25
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	NO WAY __________________

05-10-2003, 01:37 PM	#4
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	dunno asuna.. adding & deleting alot of People / day ;) maybe you've written something interesting for me on another thread

05-10-2003, 01:39 PM	#5
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	this machine scares me a little bit ;)

05-10-2003, 01:40 PM	#6
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive

05-10-2003, 01:42 PM	#7
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	It looks like a medieval torture device.

05-10-2003, 02:12 PM	#8
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated... I'm sure there are lots of speculated factors -- and probably there are some factors to determine penis size that science will never explain... As for this machine -- I'd think that a more natural approach would be useful... personally I do not need any assistance -- but if I really did -- and I came the the conclusion that a machine would be the best option -- I would probably construct my own device based on all the information at hand... And then market it to pathetic losers who probably would greatly appreciate my inventiveness -- by having additional size... You GOT to imagine that anyone who goes to such great lengths to build a "penis machine" like this... PROBABLY had some short-comings with his own penis... So regardless -- you are buying a machine that a guy with a small dick designed... Do you really want to buy anything from a guy with a small dick?

05-10-2003, 03:31 PM	#12
Fatum Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 404 Posts: 459	Would I? Hell NO !!!

05-10-2003, 03:43 PM	#13
strobi Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Belgium Posts: 7,383	Looks like cybernetic implants for my cat!

05-10-2003, 03:44 PM	#14
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Not that machine. I'll put it in the first robotic Real Doll they come out with tho. Android wife is the wife for me.

05-10-2003, 04:30 PM	#15
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	another good method

05-10-2003, 04:40 PM	#16
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Na Malzeit

05-10-2003, 04:44 PM	#17
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that.

05-10-2003, 04:57 PM	#19
hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,048	It looks kinda like the device used to make Dwarf children a little taller. They repeatedly break the femur bones and then crank the knobs. Over time, you can be a whole 2-4 inches taller - fun !

05-10-2003, 07:05 PM	#21
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.