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Corleone 05-10-2003 01:32 PM

Would you put your Dick into this Machine ?
 
http://www.penis.de/Deutsch/Das_Gera...ster_gross.jpg

thats for penis enlargement ;) would you put your dick into it? ;)

FATPad 05-10-2003 01:34 PM

It looks like some sort of toilet for handicapped people.

asuna 05-10-2003 01:34 PM

btw why did u add me to icq?

Corleone 05-10-2003 01:37 PM

dunno asuna.. adding & deleting alot of People / day ;) maybe you've written something interesting for me on another thread

Corleone 05-10-2003 01:39 PM

this machine scares me a little bit ;)

JayJay 05-10-2003 01:40 PM

Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive

Gutterboy 05-10-2003 01:42 PM

It looks like a medieval torture device.

TheFLY 05-10-2003 02:12 PM

I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated... I'm sure there are lots of speculated factors -- and probably there are some factors to determine penis size that science will never explain... As for this machine -- I'd think that a more natural approach would be useful... personally I do not need any assistance -- but if I really did -- and I came the the conclusion that a machine would be the best option -- I would probably construct my own device based on all the information at hand... And then market it to pathetic losers who probably would greatly appreciate my inventiveness -- by having additional size...

You GOT to imagine that anyone who goes to such great lengths to build a "penis machine" like this... PROBABLY had some short-comings with his own penis... So regardless -- you are buying a machine that a guy with a small dick designed... Do you really want to buy anything from a guy with a small dick? :2 cents:

jact 05-10-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
btw why did u add me to icq?
Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis? :1orglaugh

dapproid 05-10-2003 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact


Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis? :1orglaugh

Hohoho:1orglaugh

Corleone 05-10-2003 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact


Maybe he wanted to enlarge your penis? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haha yeah that was the reason ;) so do you want an enlargement or not? ;)

Fatum 05-10-2003 03:31 PM

Would I?
Hell NO !!!

strobi 05-10-2003 03:43 PM

Looks like cybernetic implants for my cat!

Rictor 05-10-2003 03:44 PM

Not that machine.

I'll put it in the first robotic Real Doll they come out with tho.

Android wife is the wife for me.

Corleone 05-10-2003 04:30 PM

http://www.penis.de/Deutsch/Funktion.../a_Dehnung.jpg

another good method :1orglaugh

X37375787 05-10-2003 04:40 PM

Na Malzeit :eyecrazy

Monique Niccole 05-10-2003 04:44 PM

Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that. :winkwink:

Kanoealoha 05-10-2003 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
I'm not sure if penis size is based entirely on genetics -- or maybe it is due to your sex drive at an early age -- physical fitness, diet, how often you masturbated...

mmm...on wed at my health class my teacher was sayinghow testosterone (sp) is killed by alcohol...so I was thinking...the earlier you drink the more likely your dick doesn't grow to its full potential maybe huh...

mmm just a random ass thought on a boring ass Saturday

hottoddy 05-10-2003 04:57 PM

It looks kinda like the device used to make Dwarf children a little taller. They repeatedly break the femur bones and then crank the knobs. Over time, you can be a whole 2-4 inches taller - fun !

Kick Ass Chat 05-10-2003 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
It looks like some sort of toilet for handicapped people.
LMAO....:1orglaugh

cold_ice 05-10-2003 07:05 PM

Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.:helpme

Porn Mickey 05-12-2003 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
Wow man my dick wouldn't even fit in that thing its fucking massive
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Corleone 05-12-2003 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
Its funny how everyone here is like "fuck no I would never do that" but if they had that shit at home i doubt they would ever take it off.:helpme
hehe ;) i bet they already have that at home ;)

i'll buy this too :D want a gigantor monster penis ;)

gornyhuy 05-12-2003 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha



mmm...on wed at my health class my teacher was sayinghow testosterone (sp) is killed by alcohol...so I was thinking...the earlier you drink the more likely your dick doesn't grow to its full potential maybe huh...

mmm just a random ass thought on a boring ass Saturday


Nope, that ain't it... Igotta thimble dick and I never had a drop to drink until well after puberty.

:thumbsup

Lykos 05-12-2003 06:13 AM

NO WAY:thumbsup

LadyMischief 05-12-2003 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrekete
Oh come on...some of you guys have put your dicks into much worse than that. :winkwink:
A more true statement has never been made! :)
:1orglaugh


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