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|  03-07-2020, 06:34 PM | #1 | 
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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				Fucking Ants!..
			 I woke up to a fucking takeover! - Millions seem to have moved in overnight - I have never seen anything like it - None yesterday at all... I just had to make lunch by holding the plate in my hands and trying to prep it that way - They have even moved into my keyboard - I hope they don't eat computers..... I have just sent the guy next door to the shop to get some sort of ant killer - God only knows what has caused this    ... | 
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|  03-07-2020, 07:21 PM | #2 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths 
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				 | ummmm... you have ant farms outside of your domicile... kill the ant farms | 
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|  03-07-2020, 07:25 PM | #3 | 
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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|  03-07-2020, 08:23 PM | #4 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths 
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				 | no... you don't know what you are doing... hike up your knickers... take off your socks... pour gasoline all around your house and light it on fire! | 
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|  03-07-2020, 08:40 PM | #5 | |
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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 OK - I am trying that now - The neighbors don't look happy, I live in an apartment - Idiots - They will thank me later... | |
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|  03-08-2020, 12:20 AM | #6 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2020 
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				 | dont kill ants bro, ant man would get angry! | 
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|  03-08-2020, 06:16 AM | #7 | 
| Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom 
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				 | i tried to fuck an ant once, but my dick is too small...   | 
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|  03-08-2020, 08:47 AM | #8 | |
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana 
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|  03-09-2020, 08:02 AM | #9 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2006 
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				 | works like a charm  | 
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|  03-09-2020, 12:06 PM | #10 | |
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. 
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 https://www.livescience.com/37720-cr...ectronics.html 
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|  03-09-2020, 12:20 PM | #11 | |
| Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna 
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|  03-09-2020, 12:56 PM | #12 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. 
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				 | See some wisdom in it . . . 
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|  03-09-2020, 01:42 PM | #13 | 
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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				 | These are the fuckers I have - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_ant - Immigrants - I should have known - lol... | 
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|  03-09-2020, 09:44 PM | #14 | 
| Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium 
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				 | We've always used this stuff - works well. Gotta find out how and where they're getting in first. Then lay a small trail of this stuff and it'll do the rest. Keep pets away from it though.  | 
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|  03-09-2020, 09:48 PM | #15 | |
| Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role:  Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... 
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 Little fuckers don't know what hit them  ..... | |
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|  03-09-2020, 10:32 PM | #16 | 
| I have a plan B Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts 
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				 | Get some honey and pour it all-around your neighbor's doors and windows. No more ants and it works every time. | 
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|  03-10-2020, 07:27 AM | #17 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: St. Louis, Missouri 
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				 |  This is what i use in the kitchen when they start coming around. 
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|  03-12-2020, 06:23 AM | #18 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless 
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				 | Personally I have never tried fucking an ant. But Im glad that you are branching out and trying new things. 
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|  03-12-2020, 08:51 AM | #19 | |
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. 
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