Fucking Ants!..
 

I woke up to a fucking takeover! - Millions seem to have moved in overnight - I have never seen anything like it - None yesterday at all...

I just had to make lunch by holding the plate in my hands and trying to prep it that way - They have even moved into my keyboard - I hope they don't eat computers.....

I have just sent the guy next door to the shop to get some sort of ant killer - God only knows what has caused this:helpme:helpme:helpme...

ummmm... you have ant farms outside of your domicile... kill the ant farms

Yeah - I am getting some of that bait stuff as well - They take it to the nest and it kills all of them in the nest - They are minute - Like about 3mm long, but the fuckers bite!..

no... you don't know what you are doing... hike up your knickers... take off your socks... pour gasoline all around your house and light it on fire!

OK - I am trying that now - The neighbors don't look happy, I live in an apartment - Idiots - They will thank me later...

dont kill ants bro, ant man would get angry!

i tried to fuck an ant once, but my dick is too small... :(

I had ants really bad out in the hills.... I use this.. works great... find the trail where they come in and keep the area sprayed every few days.... and watch out... this stuff is slippery on the floor. swing by in an hour or so and wipe it up.... I like it because it's not poisonous to peeps


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works like a charm

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They will if they are Crazy Ants.
https://www.livescience.com/37720-cr...ectronics.html

That is crazy

See some wisdom in it . . .

These are the fuckers I have - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentine_ant - Immigrants - I should have known - lol...

We've always used this stuff - works well.

Gotta find out how and where they're getting in first. Then lay a small trail of this stuff and it'll do the rest.

Keep pets away from it though.


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That's what I got - It takes a few days to start working so I got some spray as well - Went for the nuclear option...

Little fuckers don't know what hit them:ak47:.....

Get some honey and pour it all-around your neighbor's doors and windows. No more ants and it works every time.

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This is what i use in the kitchen when they start coming around.

Personally I have never tried fucking an ant. But Im glad that you are branching out and trying new things.

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