Ive been thinking about becoming a professional E-Sport player... - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 12-16-2019, 01:29 PM

Not because Im really 'that good' or anything (Riptide Renegades aside that is...) but I got to thinking that when they are in high stakes, live matches that go on for ages, they cant take bathroom breaks, so the most dedicated amongst them will shit themselves while playing...

As I frequently shit myself when playing, I figure that I'm halfway there already !

In Fact I also shat myself while typing this pooost, so that just proves how good I am

bean-aid · 12-16-2019, 02:45 PM

There was an article about a game player who died after like 72 hours of game play... you likely could have helped him because the cause of death I believe was poison from not pooping. It was around 5 years ago or so from recollection.

lock · 12-17-2019, 03:05 AM

If you were on the c64 and played commonwealth games you would be an athlete even with the one button.

juicik · 12-17-2019, 03:09 AM

commitment is not enough, just like in any sports

12-16-2019, 01:29 PM	#1
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12-16-2019, 02:45 PM	#2
bean-aid So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths Posts: 16,493	There was an article about a game player who died after like 72 hours of game play... you likely could have helped him because the cause of death I believe was poison from not pooping. It was around 5 years ago or so from recollection.