Not because Im really 'that good' or anything (Riptide Renegades aside that is...) but I got to thinking that when they are in high stakes, live matches that go on for ages, they cant take bathroom breaks, so the most dedicated amongst them will shit themselves while playing...
As I frequently shit myself when playing, I figure that I'm halfway there already !
In Fact I also shat myself while typing this pooost, so that just proves how good I am
