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Smegma · 05-07-2003, 07:38 PM

Tonight, I am sitting on the shiter taking a grumper reading a magazine minding my own fucking business, wife is downstairs with the kids.. when all of a sudden..

3 Pounding Knocks on the door...

BAM.. BAM.. BAM..

These are not just any kind of knocks.. they are full fist "let me in, I know my wife's in der'..." kinda knocks followed by someone excessively rining the door bell.

Then I hear.. Hey dude.. your house is on fire!

I pinch it off and run downstairs... run to the fucking door.. my wife is grabbing the kids.

Open the door.. and some PUNK FUCKING COLLEGE KID hands me a flyer selling STEAKS!

You know that kinda' mad you get where vision starts to get fuzzy.. fight or flight kicks in... and something else takes over... and your just along for the ride... kinda mad??? Welcome to my world 15 minutes ago.

I looked back at my wife... told her to go back inside and call the police.. I said it loud enough for this guy to here.

I close the door behind me and walk up to him and lay into him like a Drill Sergeant would lay into a new recruit.

Then this guy says "I gota make a buck old man, chill!"

At this point my neighbors were outside.. on my side non-the-less, some of them having this done to them a few minutes earlier. We have a mob around this kid 12 grown angry men and some punk kid when the cops roll up.

THEN this fucker tries to head-but me.. and run.. mistake.

I laid the smack down on him so hard the police had to tear me away. The poor guy pissed himself.

Long story short.. when the cops heard what he did (and he didn't deny it).. and saw him try and head-butt me.. they put in the report it was in self defense and hauled the guy off to Jail!

Life does have it's moments.. I'm sill pumped. More details later.

Gimmy · 05-07-2003, 07:41 PM

cops are still pigs

05-07-2003, 07:43 PM

The cops I know around here would have charged you with assault. Fuck tha police.

MuleScrote · 05-07-2003, 08:04 PM

LOL...good story!

But for some reason I was thinking the thread topic was heavy sarcasm

Digipimp · 05-07-2003, 08:08 PM

Nothing better than fucking someone up and not getting into any trouble.

sneaker · 05-07-2003, 08:14 PM

Some States it is a felony to cause an alarm by yelling fire.... And in some you can still shoot a person even in the back that sets the fire as they run away.

EscortBiz · 05-07-2003, 08:18 PM

in brooklyn he would be sliced up slowly and a peice mailed to his friends and family and im not kidding

aztecvision · 05-07-2003, 08:21 PM

FUCK DA COPS! SPECIALLY THE LAPD..

SpaceAce · 05-07-2003, 10:52 PM

You have to be making this story up. Do people that stupid actually exist?

SpaceAce

beemk · 05-08-2003, 01:37 AM

hahah great story, it amazes me how stupid some people are. did he really think someone was gonna buy steaks off of him after he said their house was on fire?

DarkJedi · 05-08-2003, 01:42 AM

you should have pulled him inside, pummel into a pulp and throw out the back door.

smack · 05-08-2003, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sneaker
Some States it is a felony to cause an alarm by yelling fire.... And in some you can still shoot a person even in the back that sets the fire as they run away.

i would like to move there.

"i swear to god officer i heard him yell fire! so i shot him."

Mr Pheer · 05-08-2003, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sneaker
Some States it is a felony to cause an alarm by yelling fire.... And in some you can still shoot a person even in the back that sets the fire as they run away.

that would be Texas
basicly the law says, it is a defense to prosecution to shoot someone if they are vandalizing your property, or property that you are in charge of, during the hours of darkness

its not legal, but its a "defense to prosecution" meaning you're gonna go to court over it, but will probably get off

Living For Today · 05-08-2003, 02:08 AM

pigs are hahahahas

Living For Today · 05-08-2003, 02:09 AM

C U N T S

Joe Sixpack · 05-08-2003, 02:10 AM

The police always want to take away your drugs and arrest you.

I don't like them.

Bobby Fissure · 05-08-2003, 02:37 AM

I kinda like The Police, although Sting's solo work is somewhat overrated.

Marie · 05-08-2003, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
I kinda like The Police, although Sting's solo work is somewhat overrated.

It's overrated yeah, but still good.

Triple 6 · 05-08-2003, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
The police always want to take away your drugs and arrest you.

I don't like them.

Not the bacon I know

05-07-2003, 07:38 PM	#1
Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	I Love The Police Tonight, I am sitting on the shiter taking a grumper reading a magazine minding my own fucking business, wife is downstairs with the kids.. when all of a sudden.. 3 Pounding Knocks on the door... BAM.. BAM.. BAM.. These are not just any kind of knocks.. they are full fist "let me in, I know my wife's in der'..." kinda knocks followed by someone excessively rining the door bell. Then I hear.. Hey dude.. your house is on fire! I pinch it off and run downstairs... run to the fucking door.. my wife is grabbing the kids. Open the door.. and some PUNK FUCKING COLLEGE KID hands me a flyer selling STEAKS! You know that kinda' mad you get where vision starts to get fuzzy.. fight or flight kicks in... and something else takes over... and your just along for the ride... kinda mad??? Welcome to my world 15 minutes ago. I looked back at my wife... told her to go back inside and call the police.. I said it loud enough for this guy to here. I close the door behind me and walk up to him and lay into him like a Drill Sergeant would lay into a new recruit. Then this guy says "I gota make a buck old man, chill!" At this point my neighbors were outside.. on my side non-the-less, some of them having this done to them a few minutes earlier. We have a mob around this kid 12 grown angry men and some punk kid when the cops roll up. THEN this fucker tries to head-but me.. and run.. mistake. I laid the smack down on him so hard the police had to tear me away. The poor guy pissed himself. Long story short.. when the cops heard what he did (and he didn't deny it).. and saw him try and head-butt me.. they put in the report it was in self defense and hauled the guy off to Jail! Life does have it's moments.. I'm sill pumped. More details later. __________________ <a href="http://www.jupiterhosting.com"><img src="http://www.jupiterhosting.com/banners/55x55.jupiter.gif" alt="" border="0" align=""></a>

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05-08-2003, 01:37 AM	#10
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	hahah great story, it amazes me how stupid some people are. did he really think someone was gonna buy steaks off of him after he said their house was on fire? __________________ I host with Vacares

05-07-2003, 07:41 PM	#2
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	cops are still pigs

05-07-2003, 07:43 PM	#3
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	The cops I know around here would have charged you with assault. Fuck tha police.

05-07-2003, 08:04 PM	#4
MuleScrote Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,601	LOL...good story! But for some reason I was thinking the thread topic was heavy sarcasm

05-07-2003, 08:14 PM	#6
sneaker So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 251	Some States it is a felony to cause an alarm by yelling fire.... And in some you can still shoot a person even in the back that sets the fire as they run away.

05-07-2003, 08:21 PM	#8
aztecvision Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 979	FUCK DA COPS! SPECIALLY THE LAPD..

05-07-2003, 10:52 PM	#9
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	You have to be making this story up. Do people that stupid actually exist? SpaceAce

05-08-2003, 01:42 AM	#11
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	you should have pulled him inside, pummel into a pulp and throw out the back door.

05-08-2003, 02:08 AM	#14
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	pigs are hahahahas

05-08-2003, 02:09 AM	#15
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	C U N T S

05-08-2003, 02:10 AM	#16
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	The police always want to take away your drugs and arrest you. I don't like them.

05-08-2003, 02:37 AM	#17
Bobby Fissure Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 380	I kinda like The Police, although Sting's solo work is somewhat overrated.