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There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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For the love of god, what does it take?
to get Fedex to RING THE FUCKING BELL?!
that rat bastard, I swear he has those damn door tags prewritten and just slaps that shit on as fast as he can and runs. I'm gonna set a big ass bear legtrap out there tomorrow. ![]() Regards, Amp
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Get a dog. A really vicious one.
Disregards, EQ |
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Location: asia
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If you dont mind them leaving the stuff on your porch, you can call fedex and put a release on file so they'll always leave your packages.
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I need a beer
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Release the ear raping lizards
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Regards, Amp
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sorry man its just not going to happen
make a big sign FED EX RING BELL |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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Don't be a player hater.
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I just spoke with my UPS and Fedex guy and told them where to leave it, now they do not even knock. I just open the door each day and check the location I designated. Worked like a charm.
Great for me cause my FedEx guy learned how to knock from the police acadamy and always arrived butt ass early in the morning, seemingly knowing when I had a late night before. |
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: MTL
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Happened to me this morning with the CD i've ordered....I swear I never heard anything!....
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mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation ![]() but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959 |
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ring my be-e-ell, ring my beeell, ding-dong!
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