For the love of god, what does it take?
 

to get Fedex to RING THE FUCKING BELL?!
that rat bastard, I swear he has those damn door tags prewritten and just slaps that shit on as fast as he can and runs.

I'm gonna set a big ass bear legtrap out there tomorrow.

:ak47:

Regards,

Amp

Get a dog. A really vicious one.


Disregards,

EQ

If you dont mind them leaving the stuff on your porch, you can call fedex and put a release on file so they'll always leave your packages.

Release the ear raping lizards :glugglug

Regards,

Spunky1

hmmm.... that's sounds like the plan man.

Regards,

Amp

sorry man its just not going to happen

make a big sign


FED EX RING BELL

Don't be a player hater.

UPS and Fedex both do that shit to me. It's really annoying. If you accept a lot of mail/packages, I have found it more convenient to have a mailboxes etc mailbox and just accept packages there. Then I can pick them up at my leisure.

I just spoke with my UPS and Fedex guy and told them where to leave it, now they do not even knock. I just open the door each day and check the location I designated. Worked like a charm.

Great for me cause my FedEx guy learned how to knock from the police acadamy and always arrived butt ass early in the morning, seemingly knowing when I had a late night before.

Happened to me this morning with the CD i've ordered....I swear I never heard anything!....

ring my be-e-ell, ring my beeell, ding-dong! :rainfro