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SBJ · 09-17-2019, 04:00 AM

100 lucky GFYers

I love hearing how well some have made it. With hard work or outright stealing in some's past. You too can make money in porn.

Oracle Porn · 09-17-2019, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Had a friend mention GFY yesterday. It's almost 4:00am and too cold for me to sleep. I hobbled my broke as out of the gutter and stumbled into a 24hr Internet cafe hoping to score some Methadone, a free cup of joe and a 2 day old donut from the Dungeons & Dragons geek that works the graveyard shift.

Turns out somebody left their pre-paid Internet access card behind so I now find my pitiful self perusing said message board where I happened upon this mildly entertaining thread amongst the plethora of sewage that GFY has to offer. This place has become almost as bad as the garbage dumpster I camped out in this past Summer.

Too bad the warmer weather is fading. I'll either have to hop a rail car headed South outta Detroit for a warmer climate or I'll end up in another crappy highway offramp group tent camp where I'll again be forced to survive on more street rodents and cuddle with my fellow homeless or piss myself in order to keep warm.

On the bright side, my heroine addiction has been a blessing in disguise. I've lost a ton of weight and sold everything I once owned just to get that next fix. These days I have far less stress since I literally have nothing No responsibilities, no bills and not too many worries other than why my face itches after the rim job I gave to Rufus last month.

I'm glad to read that you're doing well for yourself these days SOS. It's also slightly uplifting to know that you actually still think about me and the times we once shared.

Kisses!

AaronM · 09-17-2019, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

such an uplifting story!

I might have to try the heroine diet you speak of..

If you do, please hook me up. I'm flat out of the good brownstone. I'd be sleeping like a baby in the bushes instead of surfing GFY if I had me some smack. Geek boy let me down on the methadone and I've eaten 3 donuts so far. I can already feel the fat building up around my neck.

King Mark · 09-17-2019, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

I don't usually. I think it's cocky and makes you look trashy. However, I'm making an exception to make baddog et all feel bad.

Think I'm broke if you like though, it's A-OK with me

I like your trolling style.

But that hand bro... looks like it never punched a face in its life.

CaptainHowdy · 09-17-2019, 04:22 AM

Time to post again on GFY . . .

King Mark · 09-17-2019, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Time to post again on GFY . . .

I had that watch in the early 90s. Freshest kid on the block for a week.

escorpio · 09-17-2019, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

1. You've always been on their dick, so I'm not really surprised here
2. Who says I'm not having fun? I just got back from traveling for 2 months... came back here to close a property deal, and then I'm heading back to continue traveling in a week or two... this also is pretty fun(ny) to me...... sound like a flex? It was. Hope it makes them that much more bitter

How exactly does one go about getting Eddie on their dick? Asking for a friend.

OldJeff · 09-17-2019, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

That watch screams "I watch Transformers every night and jerk off to Megan Fox". Is this Mark's watch?

Doesn't everyone ?

Just one question for this thread, who the fuck is son of sam ?

escorpio · 09-17-2019, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

That watch screams "I watch Transformers every night and jerk off to Megan Fox". Is this Mark's watch?

Only a nerd would jerk off to Megan in "Transformers."
"Jennifer's Body" is much better.

OldJeff · 09-17-2019, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Only a nerd would jerk off Megan in "Transformers."
"Jennifer's Body" is much better.

Fuck, I'm a nerd

sonofsam · 09-17-2019, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by King Mark

I like your trolling style.

But that hand bro... looks like it never punched a face in its life.

I don't think fighting is cool and I'm not a tough guy, and I'm old now so I don't even remember when the last time I even had to throw a punch since I don't really like clubs/bars or hang out with skids who are getting into fights as adults.

I have 130 stitches in my head from when I was younger and thought fighting was cool, courtesy of a bottle to the back of the head and a couple other fights and general clumsiness

I'm all about the love and good times.. aside from this thread.. or that time aaronm called me and said he was coming to vancouver to deal with me face to face, and then proceeded to no show and pretend like he never called me to begin with

guess it's hard to be a tough guy when you're fat and need your guns at all times...... like that alleged incident at the convention... eh aaron?

also aaron stop being cringey.. your over the top passive aggressiveness because in your mind you think you are doing really well (yeah, I was told about your trash gun modification business - it's not impressive, and you're still a broke bitch

EddyTheDog · 09-17-2019, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Had a friend mention GFY yesterday. It's almost 4:00am and too cold for me to sleep. I hobbled my broke as out of the gutter and stumbled into a 24hr Internet cafe hoping to score some Methadone, a free cup of joe and a 2 day old donut from the Dungeons & Dragons geek that works the graveyard shift.

Turns out somebody left their pre-paid Internet access card behind so I now find my pitiful self perusing said message board where I happened upon this mildly entertaining thread amongst the plethora of sewage that GFY has to offer. This place has become almost as bad as the garbage dumpster I camped out in this past Summer.

Too bad the warmer weather is fading. I'll either have to hop a rail car headed South outta Detroit for a warmer climate or I'll end up in another crappy highway offramp group tent camp where I'll again be forced to survive on more street rodents and cuddle with my fellow homeless or piss myself in order to keep warm.

On the bright side, my heroine addiction has been a blessing in disguise. I've lost a ton of weight and sold everything I once owned just to get that next fix. These days I have far less stress since I literally have nothing No responsibilities, no bills and not too many worries other than why my face itches after the rim job I gave to Rufus last month.

I'm glad to read that you're doing well for yourself these days SOS. It's also slightly uplifting to know that you actually still think about me and the times we once shared.

Kisses!

And I thought American's didn't do sarcasm...

SBJ · 09-17-2019, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Only a nerd would jerk off to Megan in "Transformers."
"Jennifer's Body" is much better.

This is true but i meant they would watch Transformers daily..

I too have the movie Jennifer's body and that movie is so much better on mute lol.

trevesty · 09-17-2019, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I sold the hosting, but always made it clear to our customers that goodgirl was the SEO expert, and there is no denying she was. She actually came up with the idea, I had the connections to get the 100+ Class C's.

I can tell.

That strategy only works now (and then) if using different providers entirely. Class C's from the same provider doesn't really work to hide a footprint, if that's your goal (and that's the only reasonable reason to spend extra money on different IP's). Even then, you should only use that strategy for building a PBN; not money sites.

The only benefit to different IP's for each individual website is a marginal gain in loading time.

trevesty · 09-17-2019, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Wrong again; there were no hosting companies that had that many C ranges available. I got them from 4 or 5 different hosting companies.

Who do you think I was a white-label for?

trevesty · 09-17-2019, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Diomed

People that have money don't talk like this.. Repeatedly.

Didn't you make this same exact thread six months ago?

I'd normally agree with you, but I know a couple people (in our industry) with tons of cash who talk like this often. He may be one of those types.

It's usually the started out broke as fuck and ended up rich types who talk like this IMO.

ilnjscb · 09-17-2019, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

ahhhh a man with taste

ps. I know time is wrong. I don't set the time on any of my watches.. who checks their watch for the time anyways?

Only entering this thread to heap praise upon the casio calculator watch, which was my dearest possession as a young child. It had a rudimentary game on it and everything.

Kittens · 09-17-2019, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

are there many good people here? when money dries up people change...it was fun when money was growing on trees, sure. but now? everybody keeps their cards close, not that i blame anyone, its only natural.

Lot of solid people still on this board, they're just not the ones nuts everyone road in the hayday of the board.

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Originally Posted by Diomed

People that have money don't talk like this.. Repeatedly.

Didn't you make this same exact thread six months ago?

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Sorry SOS. You really are coming across as a total dick head...

If I had that sort of money I wouldn't be here arguing with the 'riff raff'. I would be having fun.....

You say others here have an ego problem. Seriously?..

Pretty sad.....

I like you. You where always a cocky little bastard. But even I think you are full of shit...

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Originally Posted by trevesty

I'd normally agree with you, but I know a couple people (in our industry) with tons of cash who talk like this often. He may be one of those types.

It's usually the started out broke as fuck and ended up rich types who talk like this IMO.

Like Trevor said.. Some people aren't humble enough and want to flex their shit, doesn't make them broke.

2MuchMark · 09-17-2019, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

That watch screams "I watch Transformers every night and jerk off to Megan Fox". Is this Mark's watch?

I'm not a fan of that watch....

...BUT!! I fucking LOVE the first Transformers movie. Megan Fox was fucking drop-dead sexy every second she was on screen. Say what you want about Michael Bay but fuck me he knows how to make a fun movie. Let's just say I need some personal alone time during or after the movie. ok during.

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Only a nerd would jerk off to Megan in "Transformers."
"Jennifer's Body" is much better.

No robots, no cool cinematography, no 'splosions, no nut.

Sly · 09-17-2019, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Only entering this thread to heap praise upon the casio calculator watch, which was my dearest possession as a young child. It had a rudimentary game on it and everything.

We played Street Fighter in class on a watch in first grade, LOL.

You guys remember graphing calculators in high school playing games like Dope Wars?

2MuchMark · 09-17-2019, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I sold the hosting, but always made it clear to our customers that goodgirl was the SEO expert, and there is no denying she was. She actually came up with the idea, I had the connections to get the 100+ Class C's.

According to this post:
https://gfy.com/gfy-educational-seri...explained.html

The title of your post is "GFY Educational Series: SEO Hosting Explained". It is written by you. You list yourself including your real name as the author.

The last line at says

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About the author:

Lloyd "baddog" Brown is Director of Business Development for The Thin White Line - Got Web Host, a premier provider of multiple Class C hosting and the leader in SEO hosting services. Brown?s portfolio includes more than 12 years of Internet marketing experience.

There is no mention of "Goodgirl" or anyone else.

CaptainHowdy · 09-17-2019, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by King Mark

I had that watch in the early 90s. Freshest kid on the block for a week.

escorpio · 09-17-2019, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

This is true but i meant they would watch Transformers daily..

I too have the movie Jennifer's body and that movie is so much better on mute lol.

Unmute that shit, bro! You're missing some primo jerk dialogue!

SBJ · 09-17-2019, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Unmute that shit, bro! You're missing some primo jerk dialogue!

LMFAO! nice!!

blackmonsters · 09-17-2019, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

I don't usually. I think it's cocky and makes you look trashy. However, I'm making an exception to make baddog et all feel bad.

Think I'm broke if you like though, it's A-OK with me

Ferus · 09-17-2019, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I lolled

sonofsam · 09-17-2019, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by trevesty

I'd normally agree with you, but I know a couple people (in our industry) with tons of cash who talk like this often. He may be one of those types.

It's usually the started out broke as fuck and ended up rich types who talk like this IMO.

I know what you're referring to and call that new money syndrome. I did start broke as fuck but I never talk like this.. the one reason I'm flexing on those guys is because I want them to feel bad for being the pieces of shit they are

In general I never talk about money and cant stand people who do... its classless

I only know a couple of GFYers in real life.. one before I even got into adult and one that one of my mainstream companies does business with, so I don't care if I come across as tasteless here if I can make those broke losers feel like the failures that they are hahaha

CaptainHowdy · 09-17-2019, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

In general I never talk about money and cant stand people who do... its classless

Pauperis est numerare pecus

. . .

ilnjscb · 09-17-2019, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

We played Street Fighter in class on a watch in first grade, LOL.

You guys remember graphing calculators in high school playing games like Dope Wars?

Dude I programmed mine to do a sex chat subroutine - sad, but it taught me to code.

2MuchMark · 09-18-2019, 12:48 PM

So Baddog are you still a SEO Server thingamajig expert?

Mr Pheer · 09-19-2019, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

I can make those broke losers feel like the failures that they are hahaha

You can't make someone feel like a loser if they don't give a fuck about your opinion to begin with. But you can sure make yourself look like one.

Figure it out.

sonofsam · 09-19-2019, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

You can't make someone feel like a loser if they don't give a fuck about your opinion to begin with. But you can sure make yourself look like one.

Figure it out.

Nice armchair psychoanalysis..

I'm sure someone who invests so much of his time (when he could still afford bus fare) to attend conventions he had no business being at, so he could take pictures with hot women to upload on GFY to look cool doesn't care at all about their image on GFY.. Totally doesn't care for being outted as being the broke loser he is with their super humble personality on here.... You're a genius... have you ever considered being a guest analysis on Dr. Phil?

I don't care about my image on here, and never gave in to the bro club circle jerk that went on, so your opinion is as relevant to me as baddogs as far as I'm concerned..

How'd baddogs dick taste btw? As one would imagine a 70 year old hobos dick would taste? You're usually one of the first people to come to his aid whenever anything is said about it him so I imagine you you would know. Did this thread hit a nerve with you as well? Guess the whole bot net thing isn't going too well for you, and you're in the same broker loser category as them?

Klen · 09-19-2019, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Nice armchair psychoanalysis..

I'm sure someone who invests so much of his time (when he could still afford bus fare) to attend conventions he had no business being at, so he could take pictures with hot women to upload on GFY to look cool doesn't care at all about their image on GFY.. Totally doesn't care for being outted as being the broke loser he is with their super humble personality on here.... You're a genius... have you ever considered being a guest analysis on Dr. Phil?

I don't care about my image on here, and never gave in to the bro club circle jerk that went on, so your opinion is as relevant to me as baddogs as far as I'm concerned..

How'd baddogs dick taste btw? As one would imagine a 70 year old hobos dick would taste? You're usually one of the first people to come to his aid whenever anything is said about it him so I imagine you you would know. Did this thread hit a nerve with you as well? Guess the whole bot net thing isn't going too well for you, and you're in the same broker loser category as them?

Mr.pheer is actually baller, just for the record.

CaptainHowdy · 09-19-2019, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Mr.pheer is actually baller, just for the record.

. . .

sonofsam · 09-19-2019, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Mr.pheer is actually baller, just for the record.

According to who? It's all relative.. I don't care if he made a couple million from his chat bots pushing dating sites

Tasty1 · 09-19-2019, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

ahhhh a man with taste

ps. I know time is wrong. I don't set the time on any of my watches.. who checks their watch for the time anyways?

I had one of those long time ago.

Tasty1 · 09-19-2019, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

I don't usually. I think it's cocky and makes you look trashy. However, I'm making an exception to make baddog et all feel bad.

Think I'm broke if you like though, it's A-OK with me

Bought one of those also in Thailand long time ago.

Spunky · 09-19-2019, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Mr.pheer loves Mandingo cock, just for the record.

I wouldn't bend over in front of him. I just don't trust him

Klen · 09-19-2019, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

According to who? It's all relative.. I don't care if he made a couple million from his chat bots pushing dating sites

According to... Mr.pheer ?

Kittens · 09-20-2019, 08:59 AM

We're all baller on this blessed day!

sonofsam · 09-20-2019, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittens

We're all baller on this blessed day!

Ken M is a legend

Kittens · 09-23-2019, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Ken M is a legend

You're a legend, pookiebear.

MatureKing · 09-23-2019, 07:22 AM

Hey Jimbo what you can tell about such loser like me?

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