I get angry when girls lie about knowing how to give head... - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 05-07-2003, 12:26 AM

Some of these girls act shy at first like it's really hard to fit in their mouth or it's too big or they might choke or it's their first time or they don't know what to do -- yadda yadda -- whatever... by the end they are chugging away like a champion... Once that happens I get angry because I feel lied to -- especially when it's clear they knew what to do all along and they had some secret motive for holding back the goods... Do chicks read this stuff in Cosmo? I can play games too if it comes to that...

Really it's just a BJ -- learn to do it right and I won't have to babysit your mouth... Sometimes I just like it when I don't have to concentrate on anything... Best I ever had was from from this Orlando girl I met on ICQ... We parked at some lake and I didn't have to do a thing -- all the way down she went -- all the way up and down fast -- no hesitation... she knew exactly what she was doing LOL... I'll never forget that night... I don't mind giving some instruction and I don't mind some teasing -- I just don't like being lied to... Drama queens in the bedroom are just annoying...

UnseenWorld · 05-07-2003, 12:28 AM

The first time this one chick gave me a "blow job," she blew on my dick. Talk about naive.

Kanoealoha · 05-07-2003, 12:29 AM

I hate when guys lie about size and knowing how to eat out...

Paul Markham · 05-07-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha
I hate when guys lie about size and knowing how to eat out...

Yes, like a guy never lied about how big and good he was.

Ironhorse · 05-07-2003, 12:41 AM

My first sex was with a 'virgin'. Of course you can guess the first thing she did? Sloppy juicy ass blowjob, she was licking like I was the last cock on the planet.

bilzbub · 05-07-2003, 12:42 AM

yeah like that never happens!! heh ..

but hay we just wanna get in yours pants, you know how it is..

Sarah_Jayne · 05-07-2003, 03:18 AM

you are all such considerate lovers

Carrie · 05-07-2003, 03:23 AM

Welcome to GFY. Leave your "I don't kiss and tell" habits at the door. Thank you very much.

Seriously though - I'm with Kanoe. EVERY guy says that he's the best oral sex artist in the world. Hint: if you see him joking with his buddies about doing the alphabet with his tongue, just move along. *rolls eyes*

fnet · 05-07-2003, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by Carrie
Welcome to GFY. Leave your "I don't kiss and tell" habits at the door. Thank you very much.

Seriously though - I'm with Kanoe. EVERY guy says that he's the best oral sex artist in the world. Hint: if you see him joking with his buddies about doing the alphabet with his tongue, just move along. *rolls eyes*

I'm probably worse than the lamest lesbian, but I can still force you to cum.

LadyMischief · 05-07-2003, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by Carrie
Welcome to GFY. Leave your "I don't kiss and tell" habits at the door. Thank you very much.

Seriously though - I'm with Kanoe. EVERY guy says that he's the best oral sex artist in the world. Hint: if you see him joking with his buddies about doing the alphabet with his tongue, just move along. *rolls eyes*

Haha this is ENTIRELY too true..

And as for you, TheFLY.. why bother complaining about it.. shut up and enjoy the head, no matter if she lied to you or not. You still have your dick in her mouth, do you not? :P

Undutchable · 05-07-2003, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by Carrie
Welcome to GFY. Leave your "I don't kiss and tell" habits at the door. Thank you very much.

Seriously though - I'm with Kanoe. EVERY guy says that he's the best oral sex artist in the world. Hint: if you see him joking with his buddies about doing the alphabet with his tongue, just move along. *rolls eyes*

Although I never actually tried doing that, I heard the alphabet thing really worked for a lot of women... Something about plenty variation?

Undutchable · 05-07-2003, 07:02 AM

By the way, Fly, could you possibly tone down that HPA sig of yours?

fnet · 05-07-2003, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by Undutchable

Although I never actually tried doing that, I heard the alphabet thing really worked for a lot of women... Something about plenty variation?

Variation is just one dimension though.

It's like music- pure variation is cacophany.

beavis · 05-07-2003, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
The first time this one chick gave me a "blow job," she blew on my dick. Talk about naive.

Thats gotta be the funniest thing I have heard all day....I mean in a while............because it's still early in the day.

I can just imagine it, her actually blowing on it...ha ha

gotta love it!

RyanExpress · 05-07-2003, 07:47 AM

The Fly...you have to give a helping hand if thigs arent going your way.

Little coaching...little less teeth.

Classic moment as a kid, I'm in one bush my buddies in another. Both getting one of our first hand jobs. I'll I hear out of the other bush was :don't twist it, it's not a bottle cap. Up and down it's a dick!" he never had a problem again with that girl.

Again point them in the right direction it can only get better. Anything more than a tip or two you might get a shut up...or blow yourself. so be constructive and also know some can not be taught.

Best of luck on your BJ adventures.

HairToStay · 05-07-2003, 08:14 AM

Not sure what kind of girls you're hooking up with but maybe you ought to be more selective

Why would I pretend I don't know what I'm doing? While I admit to doing reverse psychology quite often ("you're not man enough to push it all the way down for a while")

If these women are acting like it won't fit or they'll choke, are you packing 10"?

Joesho · 05-07-2003, 08:19 AM

ANY blow jobg is better than your own hand job ANY day!

TheFLY · 05-07-2003, 09:44 AM

You get a little clue here and there -- no big deal... this isn't my diary... the real juicy bits remain a mystery... but come on girls you have to admit the whole BJ issue can be complex.

I've had some really mind blowing BJ's -- and some really poor ones... Even if we aren't "in love" -- the best BJ's are when she doesn't have to think -- she just loves having it in her mouth -- I can feel she loves it -- I can see she loves it... and I can see she's not thinking about anything but enjoying it... No psychology necessary... Could I stay in a relationship with a girl like that? Would I be bored? No...

This is the real root of the problem I think with most girls... I'm attracted to intelligent, intellectual women -- they challenge their existance -- they challenge me... I can talk to them forever... but in my experience so far it's these intellectial girls who take too much brain activity into the bedroom... Intent is the saboteur of pleasure... just clear your mind and let Buddha be your guide...

Can a woman's refined psychology be more pleasurable than a virgin's unthinking innocence and unperverted joy? People are going to think about sex -- but the quality of thought needs to come into question...

There are some very sexy pornstars that fake innocence very well -- in the end it's weak... In reality they are giving a "performance" -- but don't you think the key to a good performance is to forget that you are a performer...? If you know about acting -- you must *become* the character... Pretending to be innocent is deception!

Deception is very unattractive -- to me at least... The best sex is pure and REAL... even if she has been with many guys -- she is still pure to me if there is no act... be real! Sex is raw... you are vulnerable -- you are naked... there are no more secrets... you are bare -- void of emotional facades... I want to see everything -- I can feel all your problems... let them go -- let me help you let them go. You are transparent to me... Now I am aroused...

Put up a wall in front of me with some fake ass act -- that's just lame... and I won't be calling you back

05-07-2003, 12:26 AM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I get angry when girls lie about knowing how to give head... Some of these girls act shy at first like it's really hard to fit in their mouth or it's too big or they might choke or it's their first time or they don't know what to do -- yadda yadda -- whatever... by the end they are chugging away like a champion... Once that happens I get angry because I feel lied to -- especially when it's clear they knew what to do all along and they had some secret motive for holding back the goods... Do chicks read this stuff in Cosmo? I can play games too if it comes to that... Really it's just a BJ -- learn to do it right and I won't have to babysit your mouth... Sometimes I just like it when I don't have to concentrate on anything... Best I ever had was from from this Orlando girl I met on ICQ... We parked at some lake and I didn't have to do a thing -- all the way down she went -- all the way up and down fast -- no hesitation... she knew exactly what she was doing LOL... I'll never forget that night... I don't mind giving some instruction and I don't mind some teasing -- I just don't like being lied to... Drama queens in the bedroom are just annoying...

05-07-2003, 12:28 AM	#2
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	The first time this one chick gave me a "blow job," she blew on my dick. Talk about naive. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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05-07-2003, 03:23 AM	#8
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Welcome to GFY. Leave your "I don't kiss and tell" habits at the door. Thank you very much. Seriously though - I'm with Kanoe. EVERY guy says that he's the best oral sex artist in the world. Hint: if you see him joking with his buddies about doing the alphabet with his tongue, just move along. rolls eyes

05-07-2003, 07:02 AM	#12
Undutchable Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,217	By the way, Fly, could you possibly tone down that HPA sig of yours?

05-07-2003, 07:47 AM	#15
RyanExpress Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 114	The Fly...you have to give a helping hand if thigs arent going your way. Little coaching...little less teeth. Classic moment as a kid, I'm in one bush my buddies in another. Both getting one of our first hand jobs. I'll I hear out of the other bush was :don't twist it, it's not a bottle cap. Up and down it's a dick!" he never had a problem again with that girl. Again point them in the right direction it can only get better. Anything more than a tip or two you might get a shut up...or blow yourself. so be constructive and also know some can not be taught. Best of luck on your BJ adventures. __________________ Ry ICQ:303 591 040 http://www.ExpressSubmit.net Need with your SE Traffic? Where we put u FIRST for only 's

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HairToStay Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Southcoast, Mass. Posts: 1,521	Not sure what kind of girls you're hooking up with but maybe you ought to be more selective Why would I pretend I don't know what I'm doing? While I admit to doing reverse psychology quite often ("you're not man enough to push it all the way down for a while") If these women are acting like it won't fit or they'll choke, are you packing 10"? __________________ Make bank by giving your surfers free pics every day and it costs you NOTHING! Use POTD Sponsors to find adult sponsors in more than 75 niches who offer a POTD feature!

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05-07-2003, 09:44 AM	#18
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	You get a little clue here and there -- no big deal... this isn't my diary... the real juicy bits remain a mystery... but come on girls you have to admit the whole BJ issue can be complex. I've had some really mind blowing BJ's -- and some really poor ones... Even if we aren't "in love" -- the best BJ's are when she doesn't have to think -- she just loves having it in her mouth -- I can feel she loves it -- I can see she loves it... and I can see she's not thinking about anything but enjoying it... No psychology necessary... Could I stay in a relationship with a girl like that? Would I be bored? No... This is the real root of the problem I think with most girls... I'm attracted to intelligent, intellectual women -- they challenge their existance -- they challenge me... I can talk to them forever... but in my experience so far it's these intellectial girls who take too much brain activity into the bedroom... Intent is the saboteur of pleasure... just clear your mind and let Buddha be your guide... Can a woman's refined psychology be more pleasurable than a virgin's unthinking innocence and unperverted joy? People are going to think about sex -- but the quality of thought needs to come into question... There are some very sexy pornstars that fake innocence very well -- in the end it's weak... In reality they are giving a "performance" -- but don't you think the key to a good performance is to forget that you are a performer...? If you know about acting -- you must become the character... Pretending to be innocent is deception! Deception is very unattractive -- to me at least... The best sex is pure and REAL... even if she has been with many guys -- she is still pure to me if there is no act... be real! Sex is raw... you are vulnerable -- you are naked... there are no more secrets... you are bare -- void of emotional facades... I want to see everything -- I can feel all your problems... let them go -- let me help you let them go. You are transparent to me... Now I am aroused... Put up a wall in front of me with some fake ass act -- that's just lame... and I won't be calling you back