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TheFLY · 05-07-2003, 12:26 AM

Some of these girls act shy at first like it's really hard to fit in their mouth or it's too big or they might choke or it's their first time or they don't know what to do -- yadda yadda -- whatever... by the end they are chugging away like a champion... Once that happens I get angry because I feel lied to -- especially when it's clear they knew what to do all along and they had some secret motive for holding back the goods... Do chicks read this stuff in Cosmo? I can play games too if it comes to that...

Really it's just a BJ -- learn to do it right and I won't have to babysit your mouth... Sometimes I just like it when I don't have to concentrate on anything... Best I ever had was from from this Orlando girl I met on ICQ... We parked at some lake and I didn't have to do a thing -- all the way down she went -- all the way up and down fast -- no hesitation... she knew exactly what she was doing LOL... I'll never forget that night... I don't mind giving some instruction and I don't mind some teasing -- I just don't like being lied to... Drama queens in the bedroom are just annoying...

05-07-2003, 12:26 AM
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I get angry when girls lie about knowing how to give head... Some of these girls act shy at first like it's really hard to fit in their mouth or it's too big or they might choke or it's their first time or they don't know what to do -- yadda yadda -- whatever... by the end they are chugging away like a champion... Once that happens I get angry because I feel lied to -- especially when it's clear they knew what to do all along and they had some secret motive for holding back the goods... Do chicks read this stuff in Cosmo? I can play games too if it comes to that... Really it's just a BJ -- learn to do it right and I won't have to babysit your mouth... Sometimes I just like it when I don't have to concentrate on anything... Best I ever had was from from this Orlando girl I met on ICQ... We parked at some lake and I didn't have to do a thing -- all the way down she went -- all the way up and down fast -- no hesitation... she knew exactly what she was doing LOL... I'll never forget that night... I don't mind giving some instruction and I don't mind some teasing -- I just don't like being lied to... Drama queens in the bedroom are just annoying...