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CurrentlySober · 07-31-2019, 07:20 AM

My cock is so large, I need both hands to handle it properly. That means that when I take a piss at a urinal, my shorts fall down as both of my hands are too busy controlling and aiming my massive cock, to keep my shorts up...

SilentKnight · 07-31-2019, 09:18 AM

She'd insist on having kinky sex every day...greeting me at the door wearin' nothing but a smile and a cold beer in hand as I get home from work.

CurrentlySober · 07-31-2019, 09:25 AM

I'll drink to that

Bladewire · 07-31-2019, 09:34 AM

I have so much money that living just off the interest affords me a millionaire lifestyle but I can never know the exact amount of wealth I have because the interest accrues so much, in so many accounts, I can never keep track.

wehateporn · 07-31-2019, 10:32 AM

Bladewire keeps ignoring my threads

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07-31-2019, 09:18 AM	#2
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07-31-2019, 09:34 AM	#4
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