Just 4 Fun - Problems that you WISH that you had... I'll go first...
 

My cock is so large, I need both hands to handle it properly. That means that when I take a piss at a urinal, my shorts fall down as both of my hands are too busy controlling and aiming my massive cock, to keep my shorts up... :(

She'd insist on having kinky sex every day...greeting me at the door wearin' nothing but a smile and a cold beer in hand as I get home from work.


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I'll drink to that :thumbsup

I have so much money that living just off the interest affords me a millionaire lifestyle but I can never know the exact amount of wealth I have because the interest accrues so much, in so many accounts, I can never keep track.

Bladewire keeps ignoring my threads