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What really pisses you off!!! your rant of the day thread
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I hate the pretentious planned community super Mom's who drive around in a huge fucking SUV who do not work and yet feel they are on a level above everyone. They sit in packs comparing material things and can be found on any given day at a strip mall Chili's or Outback Steak house where they will dress in whatever the latest cool thing to be wearing for a 21 year old girl is. They drench themselves in jewelry and keep going on about what activities my child is n or what lessons my child is taking. And how they went to this particular store to get this or that store to buy that and how Pottery Barn is just a too "Track Home " for their taste. Always being passive aggressive with one another and name kids after soap operas and most of the time at least in my neck of the woods The Latin house keeper is the one that is actually raising the kids because super Mom is too busy working out like an Olympic athlete to keep a perfect figure for the other hyenas she has to try and keep pace with. It certainly is not for Fraternity Frank the college sweetheart who busts his ass at the office everyday only to be ignored at home and bored to tears with superficial stories of how the annual masquerade party at tom and Katy's house may have some wink wink the green stuff there like we use to do in college. Then the Super family self destructs right about the time Courtney, Cassidy and Caitlin enter Jr. High when Dad gets caught banging the 28 year old Para legal and then Miss wonderful trots down to get a divorce taking half, a steady income and a place to live. Gets some new boobs and then gets a job as a bithchy make up counter lady at Bloomingdale?s all the while her friends make fun of her behind her back Welcome to the suburbs of California America |
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I like. Welcome to the burbs anywhere. Women are stupid.
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People that don't use the Enter key piss me off.
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I hate slow drivers that slow down when u flash your lights cause their doing 65km/h on the highway in the left lane
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I hate fat chicks with attitudes
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I know this is a radical departure from Chiwechapek North Dakota and you are hmmm let me guess....."An Actor!" but the here in the real world those girls date guys that own the bars not work at them.....now can I get Newcastle Trevor! |
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anyone who's sober when I'm drinking - and I don't drink often
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I hate people with those handicapped parking stickers. I don't get it. What makes them think they should get preferential treatment? Why should some gimp in a chair get some parking sticker, he's on wheels, it's not like he has to walk a long ways.
Geez. And then they always get to but in line at the amusement parks, too. What's this shit? ![]()
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there are only four spaces at most of them and one of them you cant use |
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Was she the gal I met in Vegas and sat by with ya during Internext at that exclusive dinner up in the Foundation room??
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Here is one for you, I have a friend of mine that his woman says I am a bad person for what I do in porn, and in gods eye this is wrong and that I am Morley corrupt.
This is also the same woman that asked me to hook her up with another girl to have sex with for her man, which I did gotta help a friend in need. Man I just hate crap like this oh I am a bad person but you were fine with this when I was getting your pussy licked. |
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Blonde 5'8" big chest long legs pretty girl was at one time a great time I loved every minute of my time with her then we moved to a new neighborhood and she lost her mind suddenly she was entitled to everything check this one out
Avery and Lexy are going to Rio for Carnaval we should do something like that instead of going to someplace lame like seeing your family back in Michigan..... That was the one of the blows that ended it |
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just bought a new Tahoe on money made from getting people whacked on vitamin V |
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Progressive insurance commercials
Spider monkeys Conservative talk show hosts who only see one side of the picture Liberal talk show hosts who only see one side of the picture Contingency attorneys stupid rules reasonable rules liars That new honda SUV that looks like someone kicked it's ass up between it's shoulders Old people driving...I live in florida...go figure... limericks asparagus lurkers...(oh shit, never mind) hairy pussy arrogant minimum wage workers people who wear too much cologne/perfume and finally...people who REALLY DON'T KNOW how stupid they are no sig |
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They are women. This shouldnt suprise you man. IF this is the same gal I met you with in Vegas she seemed real nice. I swear if ya bring the bank home they'll become like that as they grow with you. What you are talking about isnt abnormal at all man! In fact it would be abnormal if she wasnt like that. Money does strange shit bro I tell ya. IF you didnt want it this way you should have had your cash hiddden or in a seprate account where she couldnt see it. Its sooo easy to get spoiled.
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I know exactly how stupid I am by the way...lol |
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I mean after all we picked em, and they were sculpted into this behavior and attitude becasue of us. If we were some burger flipper they wouldnt be like this. Hmmm come to think of it, if we were burger flippers I dont think they'd be around.
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ANyhow jim snap out of it.
If she doesnt cheat on you, and if she's home when you walk in the door with open arms, and if she's the gal I remeber you with thatt makes you look good, quit yo bitchin. Lay the smack down (not literally) and correct yo woman, but dont be suprised that she is the way that she is. IF you are thinking of leaving her and finding a new woman you really think she's bee any better. Its a game you cant win man. Trust me.
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I'm moving to Montana and buying guns
Thanks for the words BP version 2.0 is the one that works out anyway....besides i have been partial to brunettes lately. |
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Fuck man, you sound like my Cousin Diabetic Rage after he left his woman. Be careful and try and not go tooo crazy bud.
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I hate it when people think just because I'm the chick I don't do anything but raise kids, clean house and talk lots.
I hate it when I'm overwhelmed because of above-stated duties, PLUS the jobs from my business and get no help. I hate being taken for granted. I hate ranting. |
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dutch people
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Good advise....I am off to have a Newcastle and watch the sun set on the ocean and chill to some Audioslave
Go on and save yourself............ peace to all |
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getting shit faced in vegas and being beligerant...LOL....I know I have spent many a day making apologies the next day!!! |
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You gotta love Calabasas Mom's right Jim?
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I hate when people leave toast crumbs in the butter dish
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but it turned out to be a mixed blessing!!! everything happens for a reason
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I just hate people that get in my way when i am driving my big ass suv on the way to spend my husbands hard earned money shopping in juniors dept of macy's for myself ...
just joking.. i make my own hard earned money that pays for my suv , its the only reliable thing that gets me to the mountains to snowboard. Guys got to watch out when you spoil a chick, some can get real used to it and then the damage is done..its hard to be humble after being used to a certain lifestyle... i spoil myself sometimes with things like trips to alaska climbing and camping..you might fit in there, everyone carrys a gun with them...and its reaaaaaal purty. |
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My dream vacation is off the coast in a danzi pinned splashing a dirty martini pitcher on myself while trying to keep my cuban lit and telling my young female companions
"Dont worry about what my name is we will figure out what to call me later" please pass me the olives |
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