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06-08-2019, 02:39 PM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Sex
So here is some things I've learned about sex....
1) Always have the video camera battery charged up. 2) Never cover your bodies with bottles of chocolate syrup. It looks like fun but your house will reek like chocolate for the next week. Add your own.
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06-08-2019, 03:18 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Part of your body gets hard. You put it the wet hole of another person's body. You ram it back and forth like you're trying to stab her to death until clam chowder shoots out. Then you sleep, unless you have something important to do.
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06-08-2019, 03:28 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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06-08-2019, 03:51 PM
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06-08-2019, 04:33 PM
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StraightBro
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06-08-2019, 05:24 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Sex is a mad, mad master . . .
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06-08-2019, 06:12 PM
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Make STACK$
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as long as its someone elses house
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06-08-2019, 06:24 PM
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StraightBro
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06-08-2019, 11:11 PM
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