Sex
 

So here is some things I've learned about sex....

1) Always have the video camera battery charged up.
2) Never cover your bodies with bottles of chocolate syrup. It looks like fun but your house will reek like chocolate for the next week.

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Sex...

Part of your body gets hard. You put it the wet hole of another person's body. You ram it back and forth like you're trying to stab her to death until clam chowder shoots out. Then you sleep, unless you have something important to do.

Agreed - Much better to use the real thing... :2 cents:

That's so wrong but looks so yummy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sex is a mad, mad master . . .

as long as its someone elses house

Please give us just one url where we can see you fucking like a champ back in the day & a timestamp to see where you are in the video