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SonOfRage · 05-03-2001, 11:35 PM

Im tired of all the Jesus crap my father pushed on me as a kid. Now Im a man of 16yrs old, and ready to make my own decesions in life.

I want to see Jesus, I just dont want to live the Christ like lifestyle.

For all of you with me, here is a simple way to see Jesus.

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Gemini · 05-03-2001, 11:40 PM

Ummm the backs of my eye lids. But I was dizzy, does that count?

mischief · 05-03-2001, 11:40 PM

I see the inside of my eyelids. Fuck Bone, you killed off Diabetic, to bring in the "son of", stop it already. I woke up this morning and thought I was you.

SonOfRage · 05-03-2001, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mischief:
I see the inside of my eyelids. Fuck Bone, you killed off Diabetic, to bring in the "son of", stop it already. I woke up this morning and thought I was you.

Rage is Rage...nobody else. Im part of the Bone Posse...but Im me!

mischief · 05-03-2001, 11:44 PM

By the way "son of", I see papa's visiting over at Porncity right now.

SonOfRage · 05-03-2001, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mischief:
By the way "son of", I see papa's visiting over at Porncity right now.

My Father Passed away you stupid fuck.

SonOfRage · 05-03-2001, 11:48 PM

Why do Canadian Girls smell like fish?

mischief · 05-03-2001, 11:50 PM

I don't know why Canadian girls smell like fish, do you know why DiabeticRage is currently on line at Porncity, when he's supposed to be dead.

SonOfRage · 05-04-2001, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mischief:
I don't know why Canadian girls smell like fish, do you know why DiabeticRage is currently on line at Porncity, when he's supposed to be dead.

Hmmm...I didnt know that. I guess sombody lacks creativity when it comes to creating their own usernames. I think it's time that SonOfRage dies too. Im sick of posting mindless bullshit anyhoo.

See Ya...it's been nice

mischief · 05-04-2001, 12:04 AM

gotcha!

TemPer · 05-04-2001, 12:19 AM

im drunk u made me spin biatch =)
l8rz
btw i have a cross around my neck.. think about it.. have your own opinions but... how did this world start..
the answers are unknown to us
peace

Exxxotica · 05-04-2001, 12:46 AM

I think some guy in the sky said, BAM!
and created the Sun and Moon.
He wasnt satisfied, so BAM! He created Land and Water. He was board with this, so BAM! He created animals. He need sombody to govern them so he took dirt of the earth and created Man. Man need a companion, so BAM! woman was created. Then on the seventh day he rested.

So where the fuck do the rest of us come from? The Bible on mentions Cain, Able, and Seth. Are we to make judgments on where the rest of us came from? Sort of fill in the blanks the Bible left out? Yet so many people takethe Bible literaly. And to think that so many civilizations are based on a book with flaws. Our Westen Civilization is basicly based on Judeo-Christian beliefs...from an incomplete account of history?

So did God magicly create more people for Cain and Seth to procreate with? Or did they have incestious relations with their mother?

Are the different languages of the world really a result of the tower of Babel? I just dont get it. Man decides he doesnt want another great flood so he decides to build a tower to God. God doesnt like this, and causes great confusion amungst the people by disrupting their language, and creating foreign tounges?

If you really want to see God, the pic SonOfRage posted is your only bet.

MindWaste · 05-04-2001, 12:57 AM

I had the same question of incest and I think the person that I asked said somthing about god making wives for cain and able or somthing.. I never looked it to it after that..

If incest was the case then think about noah and his arch. The whole world flodded so the incest begins again. So really we are all third generation incest'ies..( if that is even a word)..

Just a thought..

[This message has been edited by MindWaste (edited 05-04-2001).]

Exxxotica · 05-04-2001, 01:17 AM

Yeah! Didnt think of that one!

I like the story about Noah right when they got off the ark. The first thing he did was go out and grow a vinyard...dude needed to get drunk! So he grows his vinyard, gets drunk...and doesnt he wander into the tent of his sons wife? Pretty rauchy stuff!

I use to be so board in church, that I would look through the Bible for all these crazy fucked up stories! There are so many of them!

One of my favorite all time stories was when the 2 angels disguised as travelrs visited Lot in the city of Sodom. (I think it was Sodom)
If you look in the King James Version...it says...the men of the city came to the door of the house demanding that Lot give up the travelers so they could have sex with them!
Lot refused...and sent out his maid servant to them instead. They raped and killed her! Then Lot cut her into 12 pieces and sent each of the pieces to the 12 tribes of Isreal.

FUCKED UP STUFF!!!!

Web_Mistress · 05-04-2001, 01:22 AM

Yea, but back then, you didn't have to worry about the gene pool, their was a layer of "water" in the athmosphere that kept out a lot of the radiation. Not as many genetic mutations.

And Adam lived like 900+ years...you could have a LOT of kids in 900 years.

I have recently watched a series of video tapes by a guy who was a science teacher for 15 years, and now teaches creation science. It was great....he explained a lot of things from the bible using scientific principals, something I could relate to.

Anywhoo, anyone interested check out his site www.drdino.com The most fascinating part was there are places where there are human footprints and dinosaur footprints found in the same levels of rocks...proof of their co-existence. But a lot of that isn't shown on TV, or written in books because it goes contrary to evolution, and if you go contrary to that, and your a scientist, you loose your funding. Cool stuff. http://www.drdino.com/SeminarVideo/P...anTogether.ram This is a mini movie that shows slides and talks about the human and dinosaur footprints that were found together.

Don't get me wrong, its 1:00am, and I'm not a bible thumper, but this guy really made me rethink some things.

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MindWaste · 05-04-2001, 01:29 AM

Actually, If you count the time that adam was in the garden then he was alive for many many years..

Exxxotica · 05-04-2001, 01:47 AM

I dont see why dinosaurs couldnt have been alive with man? They are just another extinct species.

MindWaste · 05-04-2001, 01:49 AM

Web Mistress kind sounds like an episode of the flinstones I saw the other day.. Heh..

Damn that Dino..

Pornwolf · 05-06-2003, 12:31 AM

I think it's only fair to bump a few of Sonofrage's greatest hits as a warm GFY style welcome back.

SonOfRage · 05-06-2003, 12:36 AM

hehehe....

now stare at that Jesus pic... it's freaky as hell!

05-03-2001, 11:35 PM	#1
SonOfRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack? Posts: 632	Cum See Jesus Im tired of all the Jesus crap my father pushed on me as a kid. Now Im a man of 16yrs old, and ready to make my own decesions in life. I want to see Jesus, I just dont want to live the Christ like lifestyle. For all of you with me, here is a simple way to see Jesus. -------------- Just helping webmaster and webmistresses see the light.

05-06-2003, 12:31 AM	#19
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I think it's only fair to bump a few of Sonofrage's greatest hits as a warm GFY style welcome back. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

05-03-2001, 11:40 PM	#2
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Ummm the backs of my eye lids. But I was dizzy, does that count?

05-03-2001, 11:40 PM	#3
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	I see the inside of my eyelids. Fuck Bone, you killed off Diabetic, to bring in the "son of", stop it already. I woke up this morning and thought I was you.

05-03-2001, 11:44 PM	#5
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	By the way "son of", I see papa's visiting over at Porncity right now.

05-03-2001, 11:48 PM	#7
SonOfRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack? Posts: 632	Why do Canadian Girls smell like fish?

05-03-2001, 11:50 PM	#8
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	I don't know why Canadian girls smell like fish, do you know why DiabeticRage is currently on line at Porncity, when he's supposed to be dead.

05-04-2001, 12:04 AM	#10
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	gotcha!

05-04-2001, 12:19 AM	#11
TemPer Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 15	im drunk u made me spin biatch =) l8rz btw i have a cross around my neck.. think about it.. have your own opinions but... how did this world start.. the answers are unknown to us peace

05-04-2001, 12:46 AM	#12
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I think some guy in the sky said, BAM! and created the Sun and Moon. He wasnt satisfied, so BAM! He created Land and Water. He was board with this, so BAM! He created animals. He need sombody to govern them so he took dirt of the earth and created Man. Man need a companion, so BAM! woman was created. Then on the seventh day he rested. So where the fuck do the rest of us come from? The Bible on mentions Cain, Able, and Seth. Are we to make judgments on where the rest of us came from? Sort of fill in the blanks the Bible left out? Yet so many people takethe Bible literaly. And to think that so many civilizations are based on a book with flaws. Our Westen Civilization is basicly based on Judeo-Christian beliefs...from an incomplete account of history? So did God magicly create more people for Cain and Seth to procreate with? Or did they have incestious relations with their mother? Are the different languages of the world really a result of the tower of Babel? I just dont get it. Man decides he doesnt want another great flood so he decides to build a tower to God. God doesnt like this, and causes great confusion amungst the people by disrupting their language, and creating foreign tounges? If you really want to see God, the pic SonOfRage posted is your only bet.

05-04-2001, 12:57 AM	#13
MindWaste Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tac Town Posts: 3,662	I had the same question of incest and I think the person that I asked said somthing about god making wives for cain and able or somthing.. I never looked it to it after that.. If incest was the case then think about noah and his arch. The whole world flodded so the incest begins again. So really we are all third generation incest'ies..( if that is even a word).. Just a thought.. [This message has been edited by MindWaste (edited 05-04-2001).]

05-04-2001, 01:17 AM	#14
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Yeah! Didnt think of that one! I like the story about Noah right when they got off the ark. The first thing he did was go out and grow a vinyard...dude needed to get drunk! So he grows his vinyard, gets drunk...and doesnt he wander into the tent of his sons wife? Pretty rauchy stuff! I use to be so board in church, that I would look through the Bible for all these crazy fucked up stories! There are so many of them! One of my favorite all time stories was when the 2 angels disguised as travelrs visited Lot in the city of Sodom. (I think it was Sodom) If you look in the King James Version...it says...the men of the city came to the door of the house demanding that Lot give up the travelers so they could have sex with them! Lot refused...and sent out his maid servant to them instead. They raped and killed her! Then Lot cut her into 12 pieces and sent each of the pieces to the 12 tribes of Isreal. FUCKED UP STUFF!!!!

05-04-2001, 01:22 AM	#15
Web_Mistress Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 374	Yea, but back then, you didn't have to worry about the gene pool, their was a layer of "water" in the athmosphere that kept out a lot of the radiation. Not as many genetic mutations. And Adam lived like 900+ years...you could have a LOT of kids in 900 years. I have recently watched a series of video tapes by a guy who was a science teacher for 15 years, and now teaches creation science. It was great....he explained a lot of things from the bible using scientific principals, something I could relate to. Anywhoo, anyone interested check out his site www.drdino.com The most fascinating part was there are places where there are human footprints and dinosaur footprints found in the same levels of rocks...proof of their co-existence. But a lot of that isn't shown on TV, or written in books because it goes contrary to evolution, and if you go contrary to that, and your a scientist, you loose your funding. Cool stuff. http://www.drdino.com/SeminarVideo/P...anTogether.ram This is a mini movie that shows slides and talks about the human and dinosaur footprints that were found together. Don't get me wrong, its 1:00am, and I'm not a bible thumper, but this guy really made me rethink some things. ------------------ ~Every time I call myself Webmistress, I feel I should be in spike heels with a whip~ KICK ASS content and sponsor Oliver Klozov ~ Quality babes Free Net Pass isprime quality hosting

05-04-2001, 01:29 AM	#16
MindWaste Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tac Town Posts: 3,662	Actually, If you count the time that adam was in the garden then he was alive for many many years..

05-04-2001, 01:47 AM	#17
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I dont see why dinosaurs couldnt have been alive with man? They are just another extinct species.

05-04-2001, 01:49 AM	#18
MindWaste Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tac Town Posts: 3,662	Web Mistress kind sounds like an episode of the flinstones I saw the other day.. Heh.. Damn that Dino..

05-06-2003, 12:36 AM	#20
SonOfRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack? Posts: 632	hehehe.... now stare at that Jesus pic... it's freaky as hell!