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Yeah! Didnt think of that one!
I like the story about Noah right when they got off the ark. The first thing he did was go out and grow a vinyard...dude needed to get drunk! So he grows his vinyard, gets drunk...and doesnt he wander into the tent of his sons wife? Pretty rauchy stuff!
I use to be so board in church, that I would look through the Bible for all these crazy fucked up stories! There are so many of them!
One of my favorite all time stories was when the 2 angels disguised as travelrs visited Lot in the city of Sodom. (I think it was Sodom)
If you look in the King James Version...it says...the men of the city came to the door of the house demanding that Lot give up the travelers so they could have sex with them!
Lot refused...and sent out his maid servant to them instead. They raped and killed her! Then Lot cut her into 12 pieces and sent each of the pieces to the 12 tribes of Isreal.
FUCKED UP STUFF!!!!
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