Microsoft Develops Toilets With Internet Access & Toilet Paper With URL Ads - GoFuckYourself.com

KRL · 05-07-2003, 05:59 AM

Bill Gates just can't get enough control over lives. Now he wants to be with us when we take a dump. And to top it off he's putting ads with site URL's on the frickin toilet paper.

Microsoft Plans Toilets With Web Access

SEATTLE -- Now on the way: "Surfing on the loo" with Internet access at portable toilets.

The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet -- a loo to the English -- with a wireless keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat.

There would also be a "Hotmail station" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line.

MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried.

"The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on the loo was the next natural step," MSN marketing manager Tracy Blacher said. "People used to reach for a book or mag(azine) when they were on the loo, but now they'll be logging on."

The device is expected to be in use at festivals this summer in Britain, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Tuesday. There's no word on if, or when, the iLoo will make its way across the pond.

andi_germany · 05-07-2003, 06:06 AM

Was tried before and failed.

Somehow the companies don't like the idea that people will wipe their asses with their name or URL or logo

chodadog · 05-07-2003, 06:07 AM

That is so very odd. But how long until you come across a plasma screen with a massive streak of shit across it? Within the first 4 hours, i'm guessing.

twistyneck · 05-07-2003, 06:07 AM

Old news. The E-Toilet revolutionized online shitting years ago.

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-07-2003, 06:09 AM

What you American bastards think of next?!

Undutchable · 05-07-2003, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andi_germany
Was tried before and failed.

Somehow the companies don't like the idea that people will wipe their asses with their name or URL or logo

Maybe using toilet paper with the competitors name & url on it will work better

Kapitan Ivanov · 05-07-2003, 06:15 AM

Do you think condom with URL might be more better?

Website owner will feel that more people come to visit. Or, cum and then visit.?

KRL · 05-07-2003, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Do you think condom with URL might be more better?

Website owner will feel that more people come to visit. Or, cum and then visit.?

We're working on that concept for a gay domain.

05-07-2003, 05:59 AM	#1
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Microsoft Develops Toilets With Internet Access & Toilet Paper With URL Ads Bill Gates just can't get enough control over lives. Now he wants to be with us when we take a dump. And to top it off he's putting ads with site URL's on the frickin toilet paper. Microsoft Plans Toilets With Web Access SEATTLE -- Now on the way: "Surfing on the loo" with Internet access at portable toilets. The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet -- a loo to the English -- with a wireless keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat. There would also be a "Hotmail station" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line. MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried. "The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on the loo was the next natural step," MSN marketing manager Tracy Blacher said. "People used to reach for a book or mag(azine) when they were on the loo, but now they'll be logging on." The device is expected to be in use at festivals this summer in Britain, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Tuesday. There's no word on if, or when, the iLoo will make its way across the pond. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

05-07-2003, 06:07 AM	#3
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	That is so very odd. But how long until you come across a plasma screen with a massive streak of shit across it? Within the first 4 hours, i'm guessing. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

05-07-2003, 06:06 AM	#2
andi_germany Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 768	Was tried before and failed. Somehow the companies don't like the idea that people will wipe their asses with their name or URL or logo

05-07-2003, 06:07 AM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Old news. The E-Toilet revolutionized online shitting years ago.

05-07-2003, 06:09 AM	#5
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