Microsoft Develops Toilets With Internet Access & Toilet Paper With URL Ads
 

Bill Gates just can't get enough control over lives. Now he wants to be with us when we take a dump. And to top it off he's putting ads with site URL's on the frickin toilet paper.

:1orglaugh

Microsoft Plans Toilets With Web Access

SEATTLE -- Now on the way: "Surfing on the loo" with Internet access at portable toilets.

The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet -- a loo to the English -- with a wireless keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat.

There would also be a "Hotmail station" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line.

MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried.

"The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on the loo was the next natural step," MSN marketing manager Tracy Blacher said. "People used to reach for a book or mag(azine) when they were on the loo, but now they'll be logging on."

The device is expected to be in use at festivals this summer in Britain, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Tuesday. There's no word on if, or when, the iLoo will make its way across the pond.

Was tried before and failed.

Somehow the companies don't like the idea that people will wipe their asses with their name or URL or logo :1orglaugh

That is so very odd. But how long until you come across a plasma screen with a massive streak of shit across it? Within the first 4 hours, i'm guessing.

Old news. The E-Toilet revolutionized online shitting years ago.

What you American bastards think of next?! :thumbsup

Maybe using toilet paper with the competitors name & url on it will work better :)

Do you think condom with URL might be more better?

Website owner will feel that more people come to visit. Or, cum and then visit.?

We're working on that concept for a gay domain. :Graucho