Do I look enough like a teacher? - GoFuckYourself.com

Danielle · 05-05-2003, 03:00 AM

I am working on a splash page for my amateur promotion school. Do I look enough like a teacher in this graphic?

http://www.amateursunited.com/splash1.jpg

Hugs,
Danielle

funkmaster · 05-05-2003, 03:03 AM

... I have never seen my teacher laying on a bed nakid !!

mule · 05-05-2003, 03:04 AM

No offense, but it looks like a hooker pretending to be a teacher

I'd say try a longer skirt, to create more of a contrast.

adamneve · 05-05-2003, 03:05 AM

can i go back to school?

SGS · 05-05-2003, 03:08 AM

Longer skirt, shoes rather than boots and then shoot it against something so that you can cut the image out properly.

KRL · 05-05-2003, 03:09 AM

Longer skirt.

Danielle · 05-05-2003, 03:13 AM

No offense taken! This is what I am looking for. Keep the opinions coming.

So far it is.....

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

SGS · 05-05-2003, 03:17 AM

Morter board and cape if you want it to look traditional?

Danielle · 05-05-2003, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by SGS
Morter board and cape if you want it to look traditional?

What is Morter board and cape?

Hugs,
Danielle

KRL · 05-05-2003, 03:22 AM

Hgh heel pumps would look better also.

Daen · 05-05-2003, 03:22 AM

As above + you are wearing too much make up.

Danielle · 05-05-2003, 03:31 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Hgh heel pumps would look better also.

I do have some gold Stilettos....Would that be better?

Hugs,
Danielle

European Lee · 05-05-2003, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by Danielle

What is Morter board and cape?

Hugs,
Danielle

Its what English school teachers typically wore years ago

The funny square shaped head garment and a cape you so often see in films that portray an English headmaster etc, much like the type of clothing the teachers in the Harry Potter film wore

Regards,

Lee

KRL · 05-05-2003, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by Danielle

I do have some gold Stilettos....Would that be better?

Hugs,
Danielle

Yes!!!

flashfreak · 05-05-2003, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by SGS
shoot it against something so that you can cut the image out properly.

Danielle · 05-05-2003, 03:48 AM

What is the best background to shoot against?

Hugs,
Danielle

SGS · 05-05-2003, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle

What is Morter board and cape?

Hugs,
Danielle

Sorry...

mule · 05-05-2003, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
What is the best background to shoot against?

Hugs,
Danielle

Just anything flat and even. Professionally, people use blue or green screens, but any colour that contrasts with your skin/hair/eyes/clothing is fine.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-05-2003, 06:55 AM

gold pumps are too "glam" looking... try plain black pumps with a nice set of stockings...skirt should be a bit shorter..but not mini...you want a sexy teacher look.. not a homely teacher look... have fun

kmanrox · 05-05-2003, 06:56 AM

you look more like a dominatrix imho

vegas2003 · 05-05-2003, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
I am working on a splash page for my amateur promotion school. Do I look enough like a teacher in this graphic?

http://www.amateursunited.com/splash1.jpg

Hugs,
Danielle

the boots don't work-you need to change to spiked heels

Jizar II · 05-05-2003, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by SGS

Sorry...

there you go!

jake2000xp · 05-05-2003, 09:26 AM

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... I have never seen my teacher laying on a bed nakid !!

I have, a few times... :o)

Buzz_Aziani · 05-05-2003, 09:45 AM

Damn.
None of my teachers looked that good

polish_aristocrat · 05-05-2003, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

I don';t think it's a good idea.
You SHOULD look sexy.

mean ellie · 05-05-2003, 10:09 AM

i vote for a shorter skirt
maybe some pantyhose
high heels
and face forward so we can see some cleavage!

and loosen up just a bit, have fun with it!..you look a bit stiff.

SleazyDream · 05-05-2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by funkmaster
... I have never seen my teacher laying on a bed nakid !!

obviously you went to the wrong schools....

lol

Marissa · 05-22-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
No offense taken! This is what I am looking for. Keep the opinions coming.

So far it is.....

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

Hi Danielle,
I would definitely wear a longer skirt, a blouse rather than a jacket and heels rather than boots and different color lipstick.....something more subtle than the red!

Best of luck

Design looks good so far!

GrimShawn · 05-22-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
No offense taken! This is what I am looking for. Keep the opinions coming.

So far it is.....

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

Lose the red lipstick and red nail polish

And stop trying to look innocent, look normal!

Maybe gain 100 lbs as well, most of my teachers were fat

FlyingIguana · 05-22-2003, 11:42 AM

teach me some cross hedging strategies naked and i'll be all over that ass

p00p · 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM

Lose the mullet.

Danny_C · 05-22-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by p00p
Lose the mullet.

I must have missed something. Where did you see a mullet?

I think you look like a great teacher. Don't change a thing!

jimmyf · 05-22-2003, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn

Maybe gain 100 lbs as well, most of my teachers were fat

I agree.

VirtuMike · 05-22-2003, 12:22 PM

I'd hit it.

Nysus · 05-22-2003, 12:37 PM

I don't think many teachers wear bright red lipstick... too bad though..

Cheers,
Matt

magicmike · 05-22-2003, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by jimmyf
I agree.

I agree too, one of my high school teachers was always trying to impress us or something, she was overweight yet always wore short skirts (for a teacher) and always had the top buttons of her blouse undone so her cleavage would be hanging out, and then she'd go and sit up on her desk with her legs spread open half the time.

Arg... just thinking about it now brings back some scary memories.

Although I went to a catholic HS and the girls back in my day always would wear their kilts so short that you could always see the shorts they wore underneath sticking out...

ahh, a much better memory.

Paul Markham · 05-22-2003, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
you look more like a dominatrix imho

That's the appeal. School teachers who dominated, yet were kind.

If you do it against a plain background make sure you back light it properly.

Then think more about the pose, you seem to be hiding behind your shoulder a little, *project yourself to the classroom*

Look up the film with Peter O'Toole "Goodbye Mr Chips" for the cape and mortar board, but that is over kill. IMHO

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Daen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 177	As above + you are wearing too much make up.

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mean ellie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 200	i vote for a shorter skirt maybe some pantyhose high heels and face forward so we can see some cleavage! and loosen up just a bit, have fun with it!..you look a bit stiff.

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