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Danielle 05-05-2003 03:00 AM

Do I look enough like a teacher?
 
I am working on a splash page for my amateur promotion school. Do I look enough like a teacher in this graphic?

http://www.amateursunited.com/splash1.jpg

Hugs,
Danielle

funkmaster 05-05-2003 03:03 AM

... I have never seen my teacher laying on a bed nakid !!

mule 05-05-2003 03:04 AM

No offense, but it looks like a hooker pretending to be a teacher :)
I'd say try a longer skirt, to create more of a contrast.

adamneve 05-05-2003 03:05 AM

can i go back to school?
:Graucho

SGS 05-05-2003 03:08 AM

Longer skirt, shoes rather than boots and then shoot it against something so that you can cut the image out properly.

KRL 05-05-2003 03:09 AM

Longer skirt.

Danielle 05-05-2003 03:13 AM

No offense taken! This is what I am looking for. Keep the opinions coming.

So far it is.....

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

SGS 05-05-2003 03:17 AM

Morter board and cape if you want it to look traditional?

Danielle 05-05-2003 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SGS
Morter board and cape if you want it to look traditional?
What is Morter board and cape?

Hugs,
Danielle

KRL 05-05-2003 03:22 AM

Hgh heel pumps would look better also.

Daen 05-05-2003 03:22 AM

As above + you are wearing too much make up.

Danielle 05-05-2003 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hgh heel pumps would look better also.
I do have some gold Stilettos....Would that be better?

Hugs,
Danielle

European Lee 05-05-2003 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle


What is Morter board and cape?

Hugs,
Danielle

Its what English school teachers typically wore years ago :)

The funny square shaped head garment and a cape you so often see in films that portray an English headmaster etc, much like the type of clothing the teachers in the Harry Potter film wore :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

KRL 05-05-2003 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle


I do have some gold Stilettos....Would that be better?

Hugs,
Danielle

Yes!!!

flashfreak 05-05-2003 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SGS
shoot it against something so that you can cut the image out properly.

Danielle 05-05-2003 03:48 AM

What is the best background to shoot against?

Hugs,
Danielle

SGS 05-05-2003 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle


What is Morter board and cape?

Hugs,
Danielle

Sorry...

http://www.ladybwear.com/images/fullsize/yesmiss.jpg

mule 05-05-2003 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
What is the best background to shoot against?

Hugs,
Danielle

Just anything flat and even. Professionally, people use blue or green screens, but any colour that contrasts with your skin/hair/eyes/clothing is fine.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-05-2003 06:55 AM

gold pumps are too "glam" looking... try plain black pumps with a nice set of stockings...skirt should be a bit shorter..but not mini...you want a sexy teacher look.. not a homely teacher look... have fun

kmanrox 05-05-2003 06:56 AM

you look more like a dominatrix imho

vegas2003 05-05-2003 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
I am working on a splash page for my amateur promotion school. Do I look enough like a teacher in this graphic?

http://www.amateursunited.com/splash1.jpg

Hugs,
Danielle

the boots don't work-you need to change to spiked heels

Jizar II 05-05-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SGS


Sorry...

http://www.ladybwear.com/images/fullsize/yesmiss.jpg

there you go! :thumbsup

jake2000xp 05-05-2003 09:26 AM

Quote:

... I have never seen my teacher laying on a bed nakid !!
I have, a few times... :o)

Buzz_Aziani 05-05-2003 09:45 AM

Damn.
None of my teachers looked that good

polish_aristocrat 05-05-2003 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

I don';t think it's a good idea.
You SHOULD look sexy.

mean ellie 05-05-2003 10:09 AM

i vote for a shorter skirt
maybe some pantyhose
high heels
and face forward so we can see some cleavage!

and loosen up just a bit, have fun with it!..you look a bit stiff.

SleazyDream 05-05-2003 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... I have never seen my teacher laying on a bed nakid !!
obviously you went to the wrong schools....

lol

Marissa 05-22-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
No offense taken! This is what I am looking for. Keep the opinions coming.

So far it is.....

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

Hi Danielle,
I would definitely wear a longer skirt, a blouse rather than a jacket and heels rather than boots and different color lipstick.....something more subtle than the red!

Best of luck :)

Design looks good so far!

GrimShawn 05-22-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
No offense taken! This is what I am looking for. Keep the opinions coming.

So far it is.....

1. Longer skirt.
2. shoes and not boots.

Hugs,
Danielle

Lose the red lipstick and red nail polish

And stop trying to look innocent, look normal!

Maybe gain 100 lbs as well, most of my teachers were fat

FlyingIguana 05-22-2003 11:42 AM

teach me some cross hedging strategies naked and i'll be all over that ass :thumbsup

p00p 05-22-2003 11:43 AM

Lose the mullet. :2 cents:

Danny_C 05-22-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
Lose the mullet. :2 cents:
I must have missed something. Where did you see a mullet?

I think you look like a great teacher. Don't change a thing!

jimmyf 05-22-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn


Maybe gain 100 lbs as well, most of my teachers were fat

I agree.:1orglaugh

VirtuMike 05-22-2003 12:22 PM

I'd hit it.

Nysus 05-22-2003 12:37 PM

I don't think many teachers wear bright red lipstick... too bad though.. :)

Cheers,
Matt

magicmike 05-22-2003 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
I agree.:1orglaugh

:)

I agree too, one of my high school teachers was always trying to impress us or something, she was overweight yet always wore short skirts (for a teacher) and always had the top buttons of her blouse undone so her cleavage would be hanging out, and then she'd go and sit up on her desk with her legs spread open half the time.

Arg... just thinking about it now brings back some scary memories.

Although I went to a catholic HS and the girls back in my day always would wear their kilts so short that you could always see the shorts they wore underneath sticking out...

ahh, a much better memory.

:Graucho

Paul Markham 05-22-2003 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
you look more like a dominatrix imho
That's the appeal. School teachers who dominated, yet were kind.

If you do it against a plain background make sure you back light it properly.

Then think more about the pose, you seem to be hiding behind your shoulder a little, *project yourself to the classroom*

Look up the film with Peter O'Toole "Goodbye Mr Chips" for the cape and mortar board, but that is over kill. IMHO


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