Would you rather jerkoff in the corner?

He's had some fucking incredible sex. Trust me, I helped with it. If that was me getting it from both sides, you'd have to fucking krazyglue the ashtray to my ass for it to stay there. If you can PUT something there, and have it stay, at ALL, either she's not moving, or you're not.

Pete, the Lady part might have tipped you off that she doesn't have a penis to jerk off.

Probably not, I'm a chick and I generally don't jerk off. I finger myself, play with my clit, but jerking off, no, my strap-on just doesn't need that kind of love.

Bugger - I knew it'd be somehwhere as nasty as Sibera. I'll stay where I am then and wait for a rich arab with dodgy tastes to come along.

Whilst on the subject anyone know of any rich arabs into hairy bear transvestite mature plumpers?

Pete might be interested.

Do you suck cock and take it up the ass?

haha I was gonna say something like that myself, but I didn't want to upset my Montreal pals lol.

DEFINITELY not if you're looking for an ashtray holder.

LOL

hey pete, we'll be in toronto shooting and we need a stunt cock with a big shaft, since you say you've got one we'll give ya a ring, ok? no high fives during the shoot though.

It was just begging to be said. :)

Only real drawback I can see about living there is getting processing sorted.

My shaft is about the size of a good sized tree trunk. Not sure if you could find a story line to fit me in.

http://www.ecoteach.com/graphics/Hol...lants%2052.jpg

Like those?!?!

I believe you pete.

I think the chick was so huge that pete was knocking out the pussy and her back was just sort of jiggling. Thus the back could accomadate the ashtray.

I've freaked a few chicks that could scare off some wilderbeasts in my day.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No, Like these!
http://www.petespics.com/redwoodforest.jpg

i've seen those pictures :Graucho

Pete - give it up dude, JACT's got you by a lifetime's amount of pussy.

and a 3 way is hardly a gangbang. I've my share of 3 ways and wouldn't dream of calling it a gangbang

ha
ha

Actually they are mine...was going to be exposed on Jerry Springer but what the hell.

my internet cock is this big...

who cares? really? who cares about YOUR cock? seriously WHO cares?

Everyone cares.

"everyone" must be gay code for "nobody really"

Must be cool guy