MASTURBATION WORKS HONEY! Actually, I was using a turkey baster.. but hey, who's counting, right?

me and my friend were doing a 3some on a girl, i was fucking her doggy style while she was sucking his dick, my dick slipped out and i put it in the wrong whole and it hurt her so bad she bit his dick

No, I believe he was referring to your description of high fives.. Since threesomes are very normal in jact's life (I know, I'm one of the women in em), it's just not that damn exciting anymore. The high five thing well.. Frankly if he was doing that shit over me I'd have kicked his ass to the curb. He's a pretty big loser though, mustn't he be. I'll be sure to tell his girlfriends, maybe they'll come looking for a real man like you, eh?

OUUUUUUUUUCH!!! Dude that would suck!

Funny though, if only morbidly so :P

God knows I'm trying.....but I'm not very successfull with that
yet. But hell even if I don't succeed. Those days are behind me.
I was young, single and crazy. It was fun while it lasted but I
do love my wife to death and I wouldn't want to change her for
anything in the world.

DynaMite :-)

Yea, I've always dreamed of fucking a woman from behind and staring at her mouth with some dudes dick in it.

Not for me sorry. I'll stick to 2 or more women. Blah.

The girl was too busy sucking cock and taking my big shaft to realize we were high fiveing. Its ok you dont have to believe me.

The more I hear you talk, the less and less I believe that you have a 'big shaft'.

If you've got it, POST IT! Prove you aren't a sorry little teenager with small-minded fantasies.

:eek2


you're such a good wife!! OMG! That's the way to go girl! :thumbsup

of course, it's just for the sex, cuz you both love eachothers, but it's great to see women open to that stuff.

Anyone else wondering how anyone shagged with any sort of vigor from behind would stay still enough to have an ashtray on her back? Also wondering why the fuck was so bad that high fiving was more fun than gripping hard and ramming it deeper.

Still, anything goes in a good fantasy I suppose.

This is a funny thread :)

Thats only part of the story.

You could send her to me.. I have a habit of changing good women into carpetmunchers lol. At least, adding to their love of dick :)

Probably more true to say your average adult has enough experience in life to not be impressed by it. This is even more true on an adult WM board where many of the people are involved in more extreme stuff on almost a daily basis.

AHhhh so you couldn't reach your own back to pat it. Were you giving your friend the reacharound with the OTHER hand? I knew it!

I'm the kinky one in the relationship lol. No, really, I enjoy sharing my man, but only if I get to watch.

Yeah I was thinking that too... When I fuck, you would be lucky to keep a rodeo rider on my back, let alone a fucking ashtray.

Oh she loves dick......she just doesn't like my dick to explore other
women. She kinda claimed it exclusively for her.......but I guess
it's worth the try. I'm bringing her to the show in Miami. Let's
hook up and if it doesn't work out we can at least have a nice
dinner ;-)

DynaMite

Amen.

Lol I would if I was going to Florida! Timetable/children/mainstream work will now allow.. Going to Cybernet though? :)


And She doesn't have to share your dick, but she can share a little of umm.. herself :)

Nopes I have to skip Cybernet, I'm still in Europe will move to
the Bahamas in August and will attend more US/CANADA shows
once we're there. I'm sure we'll bump into eachother somewhere
sooner or later....;-)

DynaMite

Quite sure :) Make sure to bring the wife :)

LOL I will :-)))

DynaMite :thumbsup

Who needs to pay for an adult personals subscription when you have GFY! :)

Sounds pretty funny but she was actually so excited I was giving her my cock that she didnt care about the action upstairs.

She must have been excited.. How long was the ashtray there again?

hahaha too true. And of course Asuna needs to pop in here somewhere and say he's gonna whisk me away or something lol.

Just long enough to flick the ashes of our joint once or twice.

Where's he whisking you away to? If it's somewhere exotic then maybe if I put a skirt on and a little makeup he'd whisk me away there too?

Mind you - knowing my luck he's from Sibera or somewhere equally shitty.

I don't know if he'd whisk you away, but I'd sure as hell like to see pics of you in makeup and a skirt! hahaha.

dead fuck, eh?

I think the wife threw them away. You'll have to trust me when I say you really wouldn't want to. They scared me and I was the one in the pictures :)

Fucking hahahahahahahahahaha won't work when I click a smiley :( :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No, she pretty much fucked me good.

With an ashtray on her back? no. sorry. thanks for playing (again).

heh, did you slap his ass too?

Sounds like a boring fuck.

Your having a hard time with this ashtray thing arent you? I can tell you we had an ashtray on her back and passed a joint back and forth while I jammed her from behind and my buddy got a good suckin'. When the action picked up the ashtray got put on the bed. You havent had much wild sex have you?

Haha Montreal.. :)

Apparently you don't have much for comparison? Doesn't really sound like a fantastic fuck to me.

Only with an ape. She was hot. My buddy and I fucked her at once. We high fived eachother while she sucked back his goo. It only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was a wild time. then the zookeepers kicked us out. those bastards! my girlfriend! i wanted to see my girlfriend!

-- This has been an exerpt from Pete's LiveJournal.