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nocostporn · 05-03-2003, 06:11 PM

I'm watching a friend of mines two year old daughter for the weekend and the only time I've had to deal with kids is on a short term hourly basis..But once you have to wake them up,spend all day and PUT them to sleep you understand what kind of hell parent hood is...The most sad part about it is is that she's an angel and I haven't had to yell all day but I'm still fuckin stressed...
How do you freaks do it? I was about to knock up my g/f soon but after this I don't think I could ever handle kids...even on a good day!

detoxed · 05-03-2003, 06:14 PM

haha kids are crazy

Kat - Fast · 05-03-2003, 06:16 PM

Evil demonspawn.

nocostporn · 05-03-2003, 06:20 PM

it sucks when the mans only sanctuary,the bathroom,is disturbed...I haven't been able to shit with the door closed all day

kelly · 05-03-2003, 06:22 PM

Just don't do it until you can take a kid around you 24/7, make sure you're well prepared for a new life.

nocostporn · 05-03-2003, 06:28 PM

I'm just going to adopt some 17 year old chinese girl...raise her for a year and then marry her when she turns 18

[Labret] · 05-03-2003, 06:31 PM

I am the oldest of a shitload of cousins and I spent a good portion of my childhood and teenage years babysitting fucking kids.

I would rather have a terminal illness than have children.

Why in gods name would you bring that upon yourself? Bring something into the world thats just gonna make your life a living hell. Eating your resources, dictating your time, and you want me to be responsible for it?

I cant beat it, I cant kill it, I have to live with it and bend to its will. Feed it, clothe it, make sure it doesnt die. Cant sell it. Just sit back and let it slowly kill you, like a terminal fucking disease.

I know people who havent had much exposure to children, and they think life is just gonna be peachy. You deserve the hell you make for yourself.

breeding... oh jesus, there is just no need for it anymore.

lamrobertson · 05-03-2003, 06:31 PM

lol my daughter is 21 months and its hard! She never stops all day. She gets up at between 4:30 and 5:30 each morning and goes all day.

When its your own kids its different! Every baby is different so you never know what yours might be like.

nocostporn · 05-03-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I am the oldest of a shitload of cousins and I spent a good portion of my childhood and teenage years babysitting fucking kids.

I would rather have a terminal illness than have children.

Why in gods name would you bring that upon yourself? Bring something into the world thats just gonna make your life a living hell. Eating your resources, dictating your time, and you want me to be responsible for it?

I cant beat it, I cant kill it, I have to live with it and bend to its will. Feed it, clothe it, make sure it doesnt die. Cant sell it. Just sit back and let it slowly kill you, like a terminal fucking disease.

I know people who havent had much exposure to children, and they think life is just gonna be peachy. You deserve the hell you make for yourself.

breeding... oh jesus, there is just no need for it anymore.

Now...break down marriage for me...because I don't want that either

[Labret] · 05-03-2003, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn

Now...break down marriage for me...because I don't want that either

Believe it or not, I still have some faith in marriage.

I think people are just too quick to jump in and marry the first thing that comes along.

Maybe Ill never get married. I am certainly in no rush. I dont think you should be allowed to marry before the age of 30. Nor should you be able to have children before the age of 30. Too many idiots marrying other idiot at 18 to 25 and just creating more idiots.

Marriage good idea, stupid people getting married, bad idea.

[Labret] · 05-03-2003, 07:14 PM

Its not because children will love you back. Its not when little suzy looks at you all happy you bought her some crap, caved into their wants. You spend 18 years buying another human beings love, who will only shit on you in the end and move away.

A good dog will love you more than any other human being ever will love your stinky dirty dork ass.

nocostporn · 05-03-2003, 07:27 PM

so i shouldn't be expecting a labret "awww look how cute my 67 1/2 week old baby is" thread anytime soon?

[Labret] · 05-03-2003, 07:57 PM

not if I can help it. I debate getting snipped just to make double sure.

Anyone here get snipped. How easy is it?

Mr Pheer · 05-03-2003, 10:26 PM

Labret... you have a very unique view of things

Mr Pheer · 05-03-2003, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
I'm watching a friend of mines two year old daughter for the weekend and the only time I've had to deal with kids is on a short term hourly basis..But once you have to wake them up,spend all day and PUT them to sleep you understand what kind of hell parent hood is...The most sad part about it is is that she's an angel and I haven't had to yell all day but I'm still fuckin stressed...
How do you freaks do it? I was about to knock up my g/f soon but after this I don't think I could ever handle kids...even on a good day!

I dont think anyone hates kids more than I do
I cant stand to be around kids.. it drives me fuckin nuts.. i look for any excuse to get away from kids. one time, I jumped in my car and left for 2 days because my cousin was coming over with her new baby.

Then i had a kid of my own. Some things changed.. its truely different when you have a kid of your own. I love my kid more than anything, hes just too damn cool. But i fuckin hate other kids.

quiet · 05-03-2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
not if I can help it. I debate getting snipped just to make double sure.

Anyone here get snipped. How easy is it?

i came close when i was still with my last gf. she was having some issues with the pill. came very close (had an appointment) but backed out at the last minute.

until recently, i would have told you there was no way i'd ever have kids. as in NEVER. i still don't want any, but i'm not quite so passionate about it anymore.

[Labret] · 05-03-2003, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by quiet

but i'm not quite so passionate about it anymore.

uh oh.

quiet · 05-03-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

uh oh.

ahaha. must spread genes.

SykkBoy · 05-04-2003, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by nocostporn
I'm watching a friend of mines two year old daughter for the weekend and the only time I've had to deal with kids is on a short term hourly basis..But once you have to wake them up,spend all day and PUT them to sleep you understand what kind of hell parent hood is...The most sad part about it is is that she's an angel and I haven't had to yell all day but I'm still fuckin stressed...
How do you freaks do it? I was about to knock up my g/f soon but after this I don't think I could ever handle kids...even on a good day!

...and I have THREE of them ;)))

I hated kids...until I had my own...now I'd do anything for them..they are the sole reason I probably haven't pumped a slug into my cold, dark brain...

titmowse · 05-04-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
I debate getting snipped just to make double sure.

still debating eh?

KRL · 05-04-2003, 01:31 AM

Once you have kids everything changes.

Jon Bon Jovi

Its true, the first 6 months are the worst. You get no sleep. Cleaning diapers. They shoot pee up in the air while you're changing them. They puke up food. Diarria leaks out of the diapers.

It was the grossest part. Then it starts to get better after the 2nd year. But you have to watch them like a hawk cause they can move around.

My sister has 6 kids, god bless her, one of her infants crawled outside a partially open patio door and went down the hill and into the lake. My sister was on the phone and thought he was on the living floor when she got off and she saw the door open and him floating face down in the pond behind their home and flipped out. Luckily he had just gone unconscious so the CPR revived him and he got to the hospital right away.

But yeh if you have kids you'll learn what life is all about real fast. Its the most frustrating, stressful thing you will ever experience in your life, yet its the most rewarding and fun at the same time.

I have one and would love to have one more, but got to find wife #3 first.

mule · 05-04-2003, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
not if I can help it. I debate getting snipped just to make double sure.

Anyone here get snipped. How easy is it?

I did. I totally share your views on having children, and have as a reference the hell I put my parents through when I was young.
The snipping part is pretty easy, the recovery wasn't very nice...it feels like you've been kicked in the nuts once the anaesthetic wears off, and continues to feel like that for about 3 days. On the other hand, that's a small price to pay, in my opinion.

Gutterboy · 05-04-2003, 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
breeding... oh jesus, there is just no need for it anymore.

All of my foolish friends who've bred hate it, but they refuse to admit it.

Its hilarious.

Rather than admit they've made the 18 year mistake and warn others off, they invent dumbass, lame excuses to justify their pathetic, miserable, breeder lives.

The entitlement mentality is common, like they are doing society such a big fucking favor by crapping out yet another sprog that they deserve all sorts of special treatment just for breeding. The worst part is when they reach the stage of having to make breeding out to be some supreme and holy act of self sacrifice to make themselves feel better.

"I didn't know what sacrifice was before XXXX came along!"

"But its worth it because my children are the fyoooooooooootuuuuuuuuure"

hahahahahahahahaha, riiiiiiiiight.

Gutterboy · 05-04-2003, 02:12 AM

http://www.cybercomm.net/~flamingo/b...roll_bingo.htm

Breeder Bingo

[Labret] · 05-04-2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by mule

that's a small price to pay, in my opinion.

amen.

steffie · 05-04-2003, 11:54 AM

I have 6 rug-rats LOL

You learn to adapt
You learn to sleep with one eye open
You learn to be patient and take everything with a sense of humor
You learn to not have sex when you want to

I have learned a lot from my kids over the past 23 years

The most I learned was that I wouldn't want to be without them, that holidays and get-togethers are nothing without them.

That unless you want to die alone and live a boring life, you should have kids to make your life more colorful and interesting

Ok, gotta go beat a few of them

LOL

Tipsy · 05-04-2003, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

Its true, the first 6 months are the worst. You get no sleep. Cleaning diapers. They shoot pee up in the air while you're changing them. They puke up food. Diarria leaks out of the diapers.

I'm one of the lucky ones I suppose. In 3 1/2 months she's puked so rarely I could count the times on one hand. Daipers have only leaked once. Girls make a puddle rather than shoot which is no prob. if you're quick changing them. She sleeps between 10-13 hours a night.

On the never having them part it's been said but is no less true. Other people kids are a scary pain in the ass. Once you have your own though yours become the best thing since sliced bread

Everyone elses stay a scary pain in the ass.

cherrylula · 05-04-2003, 12:16 PM

Not sure if I will ever have kids, however I surely don't want to die alone. But still, party and live for today.

Wilbo · 05-04-2003, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
not if I can help it. I debate getting snipped just to make double sure.

Anyone here get snipped. How easy is it?

I got married for the 1st time and had my first kid at the age of 40. I'm glad I waited that long, now I have MUCH more patience.

I also got snipped about a year ago. It didn't hurt too much, sore for a few days. I just remember the nurse helping the doctor during the surgery was a hottie and it took all my self control not to make a joke about testing it out when the procedure was finished

Carrie · 05-04-2003, 12:27 PM

Kids are BOTH the best and worst things that could ever happen to you.
But for some reason, you end up liking it. I think it's a loss of sanity that does it.

They really are different; my two are as different as night and day. One is a gentle, loving little old soul, and the other... well the other is just like me. LOL

mule · 05-04-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by steffie
I have 6 rug-rats LOL

You learn to adapt
You learn to sleep with one eye open
You learn to be patient and take everything with a sense of humor
You learn to not have sex when you want to

I have learned a lot from my kids over the past 23 years

The most I learned was that I wouldn't want to be without them, that holidays and get-togethers are nothing without them.

That unless you want to die alone and live a boring life, you should have kids to make your life more colorful and interesting

Ok, gotta go beat a few of them

LOL

Effort justification

Gutterboy · 05-04-2003, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by steffie
That unless you want to die alone and live a boring life, you should have kids to make your life more colorful and interesting

Looks like the bingo card needs to be revised

05-03-2003, 06:11 PM	#1
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	new found respect for parents I'm watching a friend of mines two year old daughter for the weekend and the only time I've had to deal with kids is on a short term hourly basis..But once you have to wake them up,spend all day and PUT them to sleep you understand what kind of hell parent hood is...The most sad part about it is is that she's an angel and I haven't had to yell all day but I'm still fuckin stressed... How do you freaks do it? I was about to knock up my g/f soon but after this I don't think I could ever handle kids...even on a good day! __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

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05-03-2003, 06:28 PM	#6
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	I'm just going to adopt some 17 year old chinese girl...raise her for a year and then marry her when she turns 18 __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

05-03-2003, 07:27 PM	#12
nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	so i shouldn't be expecting a labret "awww look how cute my 67 1/2 week old baby is" thread anytime soon? __________________ CashTheChecks.com -coming soon- "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters" ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

05-03-2003, 06:14 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	haha kids are crazy

05-03-2003, 06:16 PM	#3
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05-03-2003, 06:31 PM	#7
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I am the oldest of a shitload of cousins and I spent a good portion of my childhood and teenage years babysitting fucking kids. I would rather have a terminal illness than have children. Why in gods name would you bring that upon yourself? Bring something into the world thats just gonna make your life a living hell. Eating your resources, dictating your time, and you want me to be responsible for it? I cant beat it, I cant kill it, I have to live with it and bend to its will. Feed it, clothe it, make sure it doesnt die. Cant sell it. Just sit back and let it slowly kill you, like a terminal fucking disease. I know people who havent had much exposure to children, and they think life is just gonna be peachy. You deserve the hell you make for yourself. breeding... oh jesus, there is just no need for it anymore.

05-03-2003, 06:31 PM	#8
lamrobertson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 475	lol my daughter is 21 months and its hard! She never stops all day. She gets up at between 4:30 and 5:30 each morning and goes all day. When its your own kids its different! Every baby is different so you never know what yours might be like.

05-03-2003, 07:14 PM	#11
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Its not because children will love you back. Its not when little suzy looks at you all happy you bought her some crap, caved into their wants. You spend 18 years buying another human beings love, who will only shit on you in the end and move away. A good dog will love you more than any other human being ever will love your stinky dirty dork ass.

05-03-2003, 07:57 PM	#13
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	not if I can help it. I debate getting snipped just to make double sure. Anyone here get snipped. How easy is it?

05-03-2003, 10:26 PM	#14
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,257	Labret... you have a very unique view of things __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

05-04-2003, 01:31 AM	#21
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Once you have kids everything changes. Jon Bon Jovi Its true, the first 6 months are the worst. You get no sleep. Cleaning diapers. They shoot pee up in the air while you're changing them. They puke up food. Diarria leaks out of the diapers. It was the grossest part. Then it starts to get better after the 2nd year. But you have to watch them like a hawk cause they can move around. My sister has 6 kids, god bless her, one of her infants crawled outside a partially open patio door and went down the hill and into the lake. My sister was on the phone and thought he was on the living floor when she got off and she saw the door open and him floating face down in the pond behind their home and flipped out. Luckily he had just gone unconscious so the CPR revived him and he got to the hospital right away. But yeh if you have kids you'll learn what life is all about real fast. Its the most frustrating, stressful thing you will ever experience in your life, yet its the most rewarding and fun at the same time. I have one and would love to have one more, but got to find wife #3 first. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	http://www.cybercomm.net/~flamingo/b...roll_bingo.htm Breeder Bingo

05-04-2003, 11:54 AM	#26
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I have 6 rug-rats LOL You learn to adapt You learn to sleep with one eye open You learn to be patient and take everything with a sense of humor You learn to not have sex when you want to I have learned a lot from my kids over the past 23 years The most I learned was that I wouldn't want to be without them, that holidays and get-togethers are nothing without them. That unless you want to die alone and live a boring life, you should have kids to make your life more colorful and interesting Ok, gotta go beat a few of them LOL __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

05-04-2003, 12:16 PM	#28
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Not sure if I will ever have kids, however I surely don't want to die alone. But still, party and live for today.

05-04-2003, 12:27 PM	#30
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Kids are BOTH the best and worst things that could ever happen to you. But for some reason, you end up liking it. I think it's a loss of sanity that does it. They really are different; my two are as different as night and day. One is a gentle, loving little old soul, and the other... well the other is just like me. LOL