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				You like McDonald's? Use the touchscreens to order?
			 
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		 Never, fortunately. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 That is exactly why I would not use a McDonald's touch screen, or remotes at hotels without cleaning myself, that is disgusting 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Problem however is that I have seen staff assist customers who are unsure how to use the touchscreens and after helping them, they return to the counter/prep areas. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Pretty sure there is feces everywhere you go in public.  Door handles, elevator buttons, hand rails, car handles in uber. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 I use Wawa and Sheetz touch screens all the time. But I also was born and raised in NYC, gotta grab them shit bars when there's no seats left on the train and all the doors have somebody leaning on them already. I barely ever get sick. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 The place with the most germs is your mouth and a woman's vajayjay. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Think that's bad, look up the tests they did on bar limes. Bartender comes out of washroom after having a fresh poo. Then cuts up the limes that go in all the drinks. Enjoy your poo cocktail. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Unless your immune system is seriously weakened the touch screens are no threat for a normal person. I sense a kind of hysteria in these type of articles. We were not made to live in sterile conditions.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 100% - It's not a bad thing at all - Ever notice how the sickest kids often come the cleanest homes? - A visit to McDonald's would do them a favor... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Where's Currently Sober? I value his opinion on subjects like these. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Sounds like the racial problem to me. UK is full of migrants. Clean that mess and then try again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 its's like double dipping at those meat samples at the deli  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Precisely why CurrentlySober is always in such a great mood. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Yep, they once made test of smoothies in popular places in town and most of them were positive on feces. Basicly, you cant avoid it , you can find it even on mobile phone. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 They should start paying those touchscreens more per hour and maybe they will be cleaner.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Will knuckles work? I know feces is bad to get anywhere on my skin, but I'd rather have it on a knuckle than a fingertip. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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