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Old 05-02-2003, 12:11 AM   #1
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Who here would nail Lisa Marie Presley

I'm still on the fence with her.....I think after the whole MJ thing she was kind of wrecked for me.. then I heard her talk and she seems about as bright as a box of rocks!
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:13 AM   #2
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She's on Jay Leno right now.

...I have pretty low standards when it comes to women. I would, however, pass on her. She looks too much like Elvis.
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:14 AM   #3
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heh, I'm watching it now.. tha's what made me ask
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:17 AM   #4
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i owuld have a few years ago, but she kinda looks fat now?
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:42 AM   #5
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I'm a girl and I would do her. Probably because she looks like Elvis.
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:42 AM   #6
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She's on Jay Leno right now.

...I have pretty low standards when it comes to women. I would, however, pass on her. She looks too much like Elvis.
You don't fuck with the king!
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:50 AM   #8
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:58 AM   #9
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:00 AM   #10
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:02 AM   #11
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Discussed this before, time and time again.

I'd hit it.

Bone prone, no way you fucked her.

She only fucks whites. She even said so.

fact.
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I sure would if I knew her well enough, and her mom to. Together even



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Old 05-02-2003, 02:16 AM   #13
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If you knew her well enough? Since when do you have to know a woman to fuck her and her mother?
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:22 AM   #14
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Old 05-02-2003, 03:08 AM   #15
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:10 AM   #19
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absolutely.....thats a freakshow and a half man
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:26 AM   #21
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be hard not to think about her Dad...man, she looks too much like him.
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:28 AM   #22
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She looks a little too much like daddy to me.. So no I wouldn't..
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That was a nice ass shot in the MJ video though...
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:28 AM   #26
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would fuck her and her mom pref in graceland it self
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:33 AM   #28
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That was a nice ass shot in the MJ video though...
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:35 AM   #29
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I'd rather fuck Jamie Presley, but I wouldn't think twice about doing the King's daughter as well. Also the mother.
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Glad ya like it, and you too can be Herb Kornfield, This is the best name to use when telling the server at the resturant that you need a table, or when having people call the home or office for whatever they are pitching. Who's going to ask you if its real, lol

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Old 05-02-2003, 12:04 PM   #38
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I'de nail her

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not only is she pretty hot, she's Elvis' daughter and Michael Jackson's ex... that's pretty weird to start with!

so i'd fuck her as a goof!
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The was on leno lsat night, and she seems like a bitch with a realy bad attitude problem, ad she's got the same lip curl her dad had, and she sounds like him too, it was disturb me too much, and plus her singing sucks, I can do better on kareokee
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I'm still on the fence with her.....I think after the whole MJ thing she was kind of wrecked for me.. then I heard her talk and she seems about as bright as a box of rocks!

and that's a credit to the box of rocks.

and i wouldn't 'hit' lisa marie if she was the last woman on earth... talk about a dumb fuck.

elvis didn't leave much when he died. priscilla had all the brains and biz savvy to turn what little there was left into the gold mine it is today.

too bad that she didn't pass any of here brains(or her looks) onto her daughter.
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