How to survive a free falling elevator... - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 09-16-2018, 08:44 PM

I'm sure the thought has crossed your mind at least once...

How exactly do you survive an elevator that's free falling? Here are some ideas

CurrentlySober · 09-17-2018, 08:34 AM

I wish that would happen to me. It would be the perfect opperpoonity to shit myself legitimately before rescue personnel appear.

"Don't worry sir", they would say, as the smell and sight of my soiled pants greeted them... "Not to worry, that's perfectly understandable"...

Hah hah ! The joke would be on them, as I would have already soiled myself well before entering the elevator to begin with

overdose · 09-17-2018, 08:58 AM

conclusion: always take a self-inflating dinghy to the elevator with yourself

kmanrox · 09-17-2018, 11:51 AM

they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.

pimpmaster9000 · 09-17-2018, 12:32 PM

RyuLion · 09-17-2018, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.

Good to know!

2MuchMark · 09-17-2018, 12:57 PM

SBJ · 09-17-2018, 01:05 PM

In the end, they said the best way to survive is to take the stairs. So from now on, I'll take the elevator the 1st 10 floors then take the stairs haha.

$5 submissions · 09-18-2018, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.

Seriously???

adultchatpay · 09-18-2018, 06:43 PM

Cable breaks, emergency safety clamps failed.. 60th floor? = crushed motherfucker

TheDynasty · 09-18-2018, 06:51 PM

lay flat on ground prepare to die

$5 submissions · 09-18-2018, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDynasty

lay flat on ground prepare to die

Talk about a MOMENT OF TRUTH....

Look Chang · 09-18-2018, 11:55 PM

SBJ · 09-18-2018, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

but where do the women go? And do they hate women that much that they only do it to women?

CurrentlySober · 09-19-2018, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

And do they hate women that much that they only do it to women?

They only use women, because all the upskirt shots taken from below, appear on a different site altogether

2MuchMark · 09-19-2018, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

WTF? What a cruel joke to play on someone.

freecartoonporn · 09-19-2018, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

WTF? What a cruel joke to play on someone.

its all fun and games until someone like me or currentlysober comes in and shits/piss their pants.

PR_Glen · 09-19-2018, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Seriously???

the real question is how can you not know this?

I've fallen about 4 floors in an elevator, breaks kicked in. Was pretty scary but it was technically our fault so didn't stick around to ask questions.

rowan · 09-20-2018, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

WTF? What a cruel joke to play on someone.

Yeah, that is pretty fucked up, even as far as Japanese pranking shows go. Those faces are people who thought they were about to die.

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