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Rex · 05-02-2003, 08:47 AM

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first

anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the

surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor

started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have

two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted

by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled

back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and

stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his

students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but

eventually took>turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and

sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and

told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my

middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

Jakke PNG · 05-02-2003, 08:51 AM

05-02-2003, 08:47 AM	#1
Rex Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 2,241	Med school joke First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took>turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. __________________ I don't own RexMag anymore.

05-02-2003, 08:51 AM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	<img src=http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/images/smilies/1orglaugh.gif> __________________ ..and I'm off.