Med school joke
 

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first


anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the


surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor


started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have


two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted


by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled


back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and


stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his


students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but


eventually took>turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and


sucking on it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and


told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my


middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

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