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				Out of body, white light at end of tunnel solved.
			 
			Was listening to NPR radio yesterday and the US military was investigating why they were having a lot of crashes when training Air force pilots. There was like 9 crashes in one year so they started investigating what was going on. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Turns out in high G maneuvers the brain can "lose sense" of the body. At the edge of black out the brain can lose its contact with the body meaning your brain gets confused and doesn't know what is going on so it attempts to recreate what it believes is happening. This can last from just a few seconds to 30 seconds. In some people they might have about of body experance, other people might see the tunnel with the white light at the end others might experance some random encounter as your brain tries to recreate what it thinks is happening so it replays a memory.. Seems this is the same thing people see in near death experiences where they claim to be out of their body. Turns out it's just the brain not knowing what is going on not some Jesus experance. Thanks science. 
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		 And in Poland kids have 2 hours of religion a week in school within 8 years. They also being taught chemistry, math and physics all along.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Religion in school, Carl. 2 hours a week. 
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		 When you go through the light at the end of the tunnel, you find yourself in a hospital, naked, being smacked on the bottom by a doctor... You realise you cant do anything for yourself, nor talk or even eat solid food. All you are given is milk by some strange lady who takes you home and takes care of you.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Because you are in such an out of control situation, all you do is cry and cry but gradually you forget about your old life, and forget about the things you have forgotten how to to. So the lady re-teaches you how to walk, how to eat and then after a few years, sends you to school, so you can learn how to read and catch up on all the other stuff you have forgotten... Thats what the white light is - Your re-birth...  | 
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 Man, the cause of this effect is known for about 50 years in the real world. The one which is located outside of the USA. The effect known as "white light at end of tunnel" happens when a brain suffers of asphyxia. It may happen if someone will choke you or when a high G affects you and the blood (it's a red liquid which delivers oxygen) goes down from your brain to your legs. I'll tell you more. The same effect can be simulated by using of electromagnetic fields. But please don't tell that to the US scientists, because they will burn you as a warlock for this secret knowledge. P.S. The same applies to the so-called "out of body experience". You may still hear the sounds but don't see the picture since your eyes are closed, so the brain will create a picture for you like you see everything from above etc. When you sleep can you see in the dreams yourself as a 3rd person? Personally I can. This is exactly that happens to some people during a clinical death. The hart may stop, but the brain will be alive for up to about 30 minutes after that. We learn that in the school actually. Didn't I tell you that the US education sucks? 
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		 Thanks Trump. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I thought in the USA know it. I even see how some political movement lost signals from the brain)) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Mask has achievements. But this "scientific discovery" is just a bullshit, because it's a well-known fact, which I knew since the school (80s). 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 That's cool, I heard you can also control it by lowering your heart rate. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 And here is another secret for knowing of that you will be burned like a warlock. People can see the ghosts. Course if they are not drunk or high (schizophrenics don't count) but only in houses made of granite. Guess why? 
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 We've had this training since 1973 in America, but had to college since the forties, so we are well aware tha G-forces make you"see the light" ![]()  | 
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 ![]() ![]() ![]() So, Crocket recounts something he heard on NPR - no links to anything remotely saying this is some new knowledge gained by American scientists or anything like that. And still you jump on it like a rabid animal to push your anti-American agenda. ![]() ![]() ![]() Get a life. I think this is the RadioLab episode to which Crocket is referring. Incidentally, the brain is dead after about 8 minutes without oxygen. So much for your superior education. 
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		 It is well known in the US for many years and is not a new discovery.  You think you are so smart and superior but that is your stupidity showing thru.  Relax comrade. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 All cosmonauts do that since the beginning of 60's. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 Yeah, you even piss and shit accidentally and uncontrollably. Seems your brain works well. 
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		 Are you not taking shit on a regular basis? Are you saying you control shit if it wants out? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 And you don't? Sounds like you are like a horse which can not control when to piss or defecate (even my cat can control when to go to a toilet). You can't control your breathing rate etc? Hmm, ok then... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Just for your info. The heart rate can be controlled by your brain. Yes dude, the brain activity is also controllable because... (surprise!) that's your own brain. P.S. You don't have to be a superman like this guy, but +/- 10 heartbeats a minute is absolutely possible for anybody. Course if he's not a horse who even can't control the defecation process like you... 
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		 I've told you that there are many ways to reproduce it and they are known for at least a half of a century. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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