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Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2003, 12:02 PM

it just keeps getting better.....

what's next?

BVF · 04-30-2003, 12:04 PM

what did you do to him? say hello? and how did he react??

AaronM · 04-30-2003, 12:04 PM

WTF is boneprone doing in Maui?

woodman · 04-30-2003, 12:04 PM

maybe he was Thai and sent by kman to say hello.

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2003, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
what did you do to him? say hello? and how did he react??

exactly what I did... I was on the deck and he was below.... caught him fucking with my phone lines. Said "hello?" and he ran down the street....

dantheman · 04-30-2003, 12:05 PM

get used to it, your in the family now, you'll be shadowed for life

Mr. Jim · 04-30-2003, 12:06 PM

A trip to Wal-Mart for a pump action Shotgun is what should be next.

I know there are a bunch of tree huggers around this place but there is no excuse......repeat hat...THERE IS NO EXCUSE! for another person to walk into a home where you are sleeping, children playing, things you worked very hard to purchase are all right there.

I would have ended him right there

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2003, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
A trip to Wal-Mart for a pump action Shotgun is what should be next.

I know there are a bunch of tree huggers around this place but there is no excuse......repeat hat...THERE IS NO EXCUSE! for another person to walk into a home where you are sleeping, children playing, things you worked very hard to purchase are all right there.

I would have ended him right there

the next fucker I catch sneaking around here better have a damn good reason.... cuz he's gonna be met by Mr 9mm.

booker · 04-30-2003, 12:08 PM

Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with his hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing his underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing his backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in his ear. With any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as he putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into his earring, bouncing intensely in his rearview, and finally making contact with his eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning his retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as he is blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as he screams no one can help or hear him because they don?t know what?s going on since the weed whacker sound of his shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed he are by attaching that automotive abnormality to his stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however his pathetic looking $11,000 car which he wants to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since he is blinded, and as his car plunges off the side of a cliff while he screams in the purest form of terror while knowing he has lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of his time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing his "game" on sweet innocent underage girls he eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into his poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making his mother hate him, and his poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of his pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than he ever was, like the occasion when he was hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning him impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from his girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by his earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while his consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy his bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at his funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around his coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2003, 12:09 PM

indeed.

Machete_ · 04-30-2003, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

the next fucker I catch sneaking around here better have a damn good reason.... cuz he's gonna be met by Mr 9mm.

stop talking about your penis

booker · 04-30-2003, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
indeed.

Glad you agree.

smack · 04-30-2003, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his ........ I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

why don't you tell us how you really feel?

boneprone · 04-30-2003, 12:12 PM

It was the BP4L Secret Agent Orange.
Since becoming BP4L I have assigned some background protection for ya.

Get used to it.

Its the lifestyle of the family.

KingK7 · 04-30-2003, 12:13 PM

He is probably #10... VC
They dug tunnels to your house.

Either that, or all that drinking/snorting is causing you to "see" things.

http://www.aamaui.org

foe · 04-30-2003, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with his hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing his underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing his backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in his ear. With any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as he putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into his earring, bouncing intensely in his rearview, and finally making contact with his eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning his retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as he is blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as he screams no one can help or hear him because they don?t know what?s going on since the weed whacker sound of his shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed he are by attaching that automotive abnormality to his stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however his pathetic looking $11,000 car which he wants to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since he is blinded, and as his car plunges off the side of a cliff while he screams in the purest form of terror while knowing he has lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of his time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing his "game" on sweet innocent underage girls he eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into his poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making his mother hate him, and his poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of his pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than he ever was, like the occasion when he was hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning him impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from his girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by his earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while his consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy his bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at his funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around his coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

You lost me after a couple of words

Gutterboy · 04-30-2003, 12:16 PM

In case you need to communicate with him:

http://www.engrish.com

Exxxotica · 04-30-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with his hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing his underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing his backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in his ear. With any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as he putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into his earring, bouncing intensely in his rearview, and finally making contact with his eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning his retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as he is blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as he screams no one can help or hear him because they don?t know what?s going on since the weed whacker sound of his shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed he are by attaching that automotive abnormality to his stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however his pathetic looking $11,000 car which he wants to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since he is blinded, and as his car plunges off the side of a cliff while he screams in the purest form of terror while knowing he has lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of his time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing his "game" on sweet innocent underage girls he eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into his poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making his mother hate him, and his poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of his pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than he ever was, like the occasion when he was hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning him impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from his girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by his earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while his consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy his bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at his funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around his coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

Use paragraphs

Pipecrew · 04-30-2003, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with his hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing his underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing his backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in his ear. With any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as he putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into his earring, bouncing intensely in his rearview, and finally making contact with his eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning his retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as he is blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as he screams no one can help or hear him because they don?t know what?s going on since the weed whacker sound of his shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed he are by attaching that automotive abnormality to his stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however his pathetic looking $11,000 car which he wants to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since he is blinded, and as his car plunges off the side of a cliff while he screams in the purest form of terror while knowing he has lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of his time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing his "game" on sweet innocent underage girls he eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into his poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making his mother hate him, and his poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of his pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than he ever was, like the occasion when he was hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning him impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from his girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by his earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while his consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy his bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at his funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around his coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

I agree

hyper · 04-30-2003, 12:20 PM

better put your mask and gloves on..
that fucker could have SARS

KingK7 · 04-30-2003, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

I agree

I concurr.

Digipimp · 04-30-2003, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with his hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing his underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing his backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in his ear. With any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as he putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into his earring, bouncing intensely in his rearview, and finally making contact with his eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning his retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as he is blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as he screams no one can help or hear him because they don?t know what?s going on since the weed whacker sound of his shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed he are by attaching that automotive abnormality to his stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however his pathetic looking $11,000 car which he wants to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since he is blinded, and as his car plunges off the side of a cliff while he screams in the purest form of terror while knowing he has lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of his time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing his "game" on sweet innocent underage girls he eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into his poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making his mother hate him, and his poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of his pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than he ever was, like the occasion when he was hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning him impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from his girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by his earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while his consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy his bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at his funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around his coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

My post count should increase three times for just having to read long dumbass bullshit like that.

PattyeCake* · 04-30-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend"

Dayum Booker.....

Dildozer · 04-30-2003, 12:23 PM

LUCLONELY gets very lonely these days uh?

SleazyDream · 04-30-2003, 12:24 PM

i thought you lived in a gated community?

what's up with the security there?

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2003, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i thought you lived in a gated community?

what's up with the security there?

it's just gated.... no security.

SleazyDream · 04-30-2003, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

it's just gated.... no security.

so get the community together and hire a 24 hour security guard to sit at the gate.... min wage job for some retired guy..... split amoung all your neighbors it would only be a couple of hundred a month I'd guess........

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

so get the community together and hire a 24 hour security guard to sit at the gate.... min wage job for some retired guy..... split amoung all your neighbors it would only be a couple of hundred a month I'd guess........

I'm not trippin' on that too much.... anyone stupid enough to come in my house is gonna be sorry.

SleazyDream · 04-30-2003, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I'm not trippin' on that too much.... anyone stupid enough to come in my house is gonna be sorry.

note to self - ALWAYS phone ahead when visiting amp

dmv69 · 04-30-2003, 12:44 PM

note to self, visit Amp more often

AdultNex · 04-30-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Probably some chink loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through his suburban area with your pretentious "I?m 21 but I?m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with his hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing his underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing his backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in his ear. With any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as he putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into his earring, bouncing intensely in his rearview, and finally making contact with his eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning his retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as he is blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as he screams no one can help or hear him because they don?t know what?s going on since the weed whacker sound of his shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed he are by attaching that automotive abnormality to his stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however his pathetic looking $11,000 car which he wants to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since he is blinded, and as his car plunges off the side of a cliff while he screams in the purest form of terror while knowing he has lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of his time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing his "game" on sweet innocent underage girls he eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into his poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making his mother hate him, and his poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of his pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than he ever was, like the occasion when he was hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning him impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from his girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by his earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while his consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy his bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at his funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around his coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.

You have too much time on your hands.

AdultNex · 04-30-2003, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
LUCLONELY gets very lonely these days uh?

Luc Duboi!

FreeNetPass Steve · 04-30-2003, 01:52 PM

How do you know he was chinese? Maybe he's Japanese, or Korean, or Polynesian.

boneprone · 04-30-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeNetPass Steve
How do you know he was chinese? Maybe he's Japanese, or Korean, or Polynesian.

They all look alike.

booker · 04-30-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp

My post count should increase three times for just having to read long dumbass bullshit like that.

Where's your playa card?

traffictrader · 04-30-2003, 02:17 PM

Me chinese me play joke,

me go pee-pee in your coke.

PenetratinP · 04-30-2003, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex

You have too much time on your hands.

He didn't write that......unless he's also selling subs and an amp on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tegory=32 822

TheGoldenChild · 04-30-2003, 04:12 PM

damn Booker- there was some creative genius in that post ...somewhere.

asuna · 04-30-2003, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
LUCLONELY gets very lonely these days uh?

I think EscourtBiz should get some more new dirt on him

Jakke PNG · 04-30-2003, 04:35 PM

..I bet it was the pizza delivery guy. I hope amp didn't shoot him.

AdultNex · 04-30-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

They all look alike.

... And all white people look alike.

Jakke PNG · 04-30-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex

... And all white people look alike.

No.

easyfun · 04-30-2003, 04:42 PM

I caught a Chinese man in the laundry today - Connection?

Brujah · 04-30-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
it just keeps getting better.....

what's next?

BP4L doing routine background check.

AdultNex · 04-30-2003, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

No.

How can you distinguish an English person from an American, from a German, from a Polish, from a Norwegian... You get my drift.

Sid70 · 04-30-2003, 05:12 PM

china boy not hear, not talkee jus workee

so it was definitely not a guy from china

Jakke PNG · 04-30-2003, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex

How can you distinguish an English person from an American, from a German, from a Polish, from a Norwegian... You get my drift.

Hmm.. well, for example..

1. Finnish people wear fucking outragreously stupid clothing
2. Germans all have short blonde hair and are called Jürgen or Hans.
2. Americans are obese and have an IQ of an average GFY'er
3. Polis people drink a lot of vodka and have round heads
4. Norwegians have dark long hair, and they burn churches.

it's actually pretty simple <img src=http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/images/smilies/NEW/2drinkspit.gif>

Digipimp · 04-30-2003, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker

Where's your playa card?

What the fuck are you talking about?

AdultNex · 04-30-2003, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp

What the fuck are you talking about?

Where's yo shizzle fo nizzle playa card, dizzo bizzle!

Digipimp · 04-30-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex

Where's yo shizzle fo nizzle playa card, dizzo bizzle!

At my hizzle young thizzle.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	WTF is boneprone doing in Maui?

04-30-2003, 12:04 PM	#4
woodman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 433	maybe he was Thai and sent by kman to say hello.

04-30-2003, 12:06 PM	#7
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	A trip to Wal-Mart for a pump action Shotgun is what should be next. I know there are a bunch of tree huggers around this place but there is no excuse......repeat hat...THERE IS NO EXCUSE! for another person to walk into a home where you are sleeping, children playing, things you worked very hard to purchase are all right there. I would have ended him right there

04-30-2003, 12:09 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	indeed. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

04-30-2003, 12:13 PM	#15
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	He is probably #10... VC They dug tunnels to your house. Either that, or all that drinking/snorting is causing you to "see" things. http://www.aamaui.org

04-30-2003, 12:16 PM	#17
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	In case you need to communicate with him: http://www.engrish.com

04-30-2003, 12:23 PM	#24
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	LUCLONELY gets very lonely these days uh? __________________ Spam link here

04-30-2003, 12:24 PM	#25
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	i thought you lived in a gated community? what's up with the security there? __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

04-30-2003, 12:44 PM	#30
dmv69 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: canada Posts: 452	note to self, visit Amp more often __________________ <img border="0" src="http://www.angelfire.com/home/kilgore20/images/marge.gif" width="110" height="76">

04-30-2003, 01:52 PM	#33
FreeNetPass Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: A van down by the river Posts: 442	How do you know he was chinese? Maybe he's Japanese, or Korean, or Polynesian. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-30-2003, 02:17 PM	#36
traffictrader Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: ICQ# 93507395 Posts: 1,331	Me chinese me play joke, me go pee-pee in your coke. __________________

04-30-2003, 04:12 PM	#38
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	damn Booker- there was some creative genius in that post ...somewhere. __________________

04-30-2003, 04:35 PM	#40
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	..I bet it was the pizza delivery guy. I hope amp didn't shoot him. __________________ ..and I'm off.

04-30-2003, 04:42 PM	#43
easyfun Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 731	I caught a Chinese man in the laundry today - Connection? __________________ <p><embed width="120" height="60" src="http://www.harlotcash.com/harlot_3.swf"><br> </p>

04-30-2003, 05:12 PM	#46
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	china boy not hear, not talkee jus workee so it was definitely not a guy from china __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!