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Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:00 PM

no, not for me.

for one of my very close personal friends.

here's the deal:
She's in a spot and trying to find some work. She has no experience with the porn industry, but she's not opposed.

SHE IS NOT CONTENT.

She can do personal and executive assistant type work. Draw up contracts, manage paperwork, contracts, clients, etc.... She's currently dealing with emergency management..... computer systems that go down, that can't be down. Possibly accounting or other stuff.... she's extremely intelligent, just needs to know the tools you use and get familiar with them.

She was an office manager for over a decade.

This is nothing to sneeze at. She knows her shit.

And I will personally vouch for her experience and ability. I've known her for the last 31 years.

If ANYONE has a job that you think you might be able to use her and get her into the biz...... I will be eternally grateful.

Stallion · 04-29-2003, 07:02 PM

Amp,

sounds like she knows her shit. Good luck finding her a position, but I am sure it shouldn't be too hard.

foe · 04-29-2003, 07:02 PM

where does she live?

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe
where does she live?

northern Cali..... Bay Area.

Fletch XXX · 04-29-2003, 07:04 PM

cheers.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:13 PM

anyone....?

no bullshit.... she's real and needs a position. I'm trying to help her here.... surely someone has an opening.

RedShoe · 04-29-2003, 07:14 PM

Is she willing to relocate?

MrPopup · 04-29-2003, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I will be eternally grateful.

so very sad..... you've hit a new low.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Is she willing to relocate?

probably short....... I doubt LA

MrPopup · 04-29-2003, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Is she willing to relocate?

Furthermore, is she willing to swallow?

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup

so very sad..... you've hit a new low.

why... because I actually have a friend in this world, or because I'm willing to try and help her?

go away popup. Fuck with me tonight and I'll own you.

MrPopup · 04-29-2003, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

go away popup. Fuck with me tonight and I'll own you.

elitism is a sad quality.

good night!

Lensman · 04-29-2003, 07:22 PM

How much does she know about Windows? We are looking for a content administrator.

CDSmith · 04-29-2003, 07:24 PM

I'm sooo tempted to make a "does she have a position I could fill?" - type-joke here.... but I won't. I will resist the urge to poke fun.

Here's to good luck all 'round! :D

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
How much does she know about Windows? We are looking for a content administrator.

I'd have to say a fair amount.... I'm not sure what "Content Administrator" entails, but I discussed similar such ideas with her, and she didn't suggest anything opposing it. I'm certain she can handle anything you throw at her.

She's 36..... she's not ignorant. She knows what I do, and where I dwell. I've warned her about the atmosphere..... she understands.

Right now she's looking to buy in Discovery Bay..... (why, I don't know)..... but as you know... Discovery Bay to SAC is a less beating than commuting to San Ramon every day.....

just looking at some options for her here big guy....

if you got something, I told her I'd try my best and let her know what I can find. No promises to her though.

cash69 · 04-29-2003, 07:36 PM

icq me tomorrow.. 116337464... bout to leave.. but i think i need some one like that to tell me how to run shit cuase i duno wtf im doing

Juicy D. Links · 04-29-2003, 07:37 PM

AMP

I might have aposition for her.

How are her oral skills?

Does she swallow?

Is she into fisting?

Can she swallow cock on demand?

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
AMP

I might have aposition for her.

How are her oral skills?

Does she swallow?

Is she into fisting?

Can she swallow cock on demand?

no.

to all of those.

cash69 · 04-29-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
AMP

I might have aposition for her.

How are her oral skills?

Does she swallow?

Is she into fisting?

Can she swallow cock on demand?

that's fucked.. you should be shot

Juicy D. Links · 04-29-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no.

to all of those.

She is useless

But i am willing to let her caress my sack till gets gets a feel for it

topal · 04-29-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
How much does she know about Windows? We are looking for a content administrator.

she knows how to open and close doors and windows

boneprone · 04-29-2003, 07:51 PM

I fucked her.

Tell her to put that on her Resume.
It may help.

boneprone · 04-29-2003, 07:51 PM

lol.. Thats what I tell all the ladies

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:52 PM

hey, if there's no jobs that's cool.... I understand.

but if there is, I got someone that can do the shit.

either way, it's no skin off my ass.

hyper · 04-29-2003, 07:52 PM

you said she can do windows
can she wash windows good?
i need a maid

topal · 04-29-2003, 07:53 PM

Amp.. you are in the wrong place man... as you see you cant find a job but a blowjob for her on an adult webmaster board... talk with kimmy.. and do not talk with kaylacam about her....

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
can she wash windows?
i need a maid

yeah right.... like YOU can afford a maid. ROFL!!!

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by topal
Amp.. you are in the wrong place man... as you see you cant find a job but a blowjob for her on an adult webmaster board... talk with kimmy.. and do not talk with kaylacam about her....

hey.... there's alot of high rollers here that got job openings all the time. I wanted to ask as a favor to her. She's probably my best friend. I thought I could help her.

it's all good.... I warned her how it goes and I didn't promise anything. I expected nothing less than what has happened here.

It's all good. She's not gonna starve. I was just trying to help her make a little more scratch than she is right now.

Nobody is hurting my feelings here.

hyper · 04-29-2003, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yeah right.... like YOU can afford a maid. ROFL!!!

sure i can

but seriously.. good luck .. someone here will help u out

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

sure i can

but seriously.. good luck .. someone here will help u out

okay...... seriously.... dude... that's the funniest shit I've read all day. YOU? A MAID?

ok...... lol.... whatever.

Pappa · 04-29-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

hey.... there's alot of high rollers here that got job openings all the time. I wanted to ask as a favor to her. She's probably my best friend. I thought I could help her.

it's all good.... I warned her how it goes and I didn't promise anything. I expected nothing less than what has happened here.

It's all good. She's not gonna starve. I was just trying to help her make a little more scratch than she is right now.

Nobody is hurting my feelings here.

Nice of you
Good luck

hyper · 04-29-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

okay...... seriously.... dude... that's the funniest shit I've read all day. YOU? A MAID?

ok...... lol.... whatever.

glad you are amused

Marcus · 04-29-2003, 08:22 PM

Google's hiring
http://www.google.com/jobs/index.html

They have a lot of jobs that sound good. They're in Mountain View, CA. I dont know where that is.

ebay has a lot of professional jobs in california but I dont know where in Cali they are either

http://www.ebaycareers.com/jobsearch/index.html

good luck to her.

gigi · 04-29-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus
Google's hiring
http://www.google.com/jobs/index.html

They have a lot of jobs that sound good. They're in Mountain View, CA. I dont know where that is.

ebay has a lot of professional jobs in california but I dont know where in Cali they are either

http://www.ebaycareers.com/jobsearch/index.html

good luck to her.

I believe Google is in/close to SanFran??

I've heard they are VERY good to their employees. It couldn't hurt to guide her in that direction....who knows....

One of the WebQuest crew emailed his resume to hustler.com one day as a joke....he's been with us now for almost 2 years.

TheEnforcer · 04-29-2003, 09:23 PM

I don't know what they were looking for but CECash had a job posting I saw earlier. Might want to look into that.Hope she finds a job.

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Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	Google's hiring http://www.google.com/jobs/index.html They have a lot of jobs that sound good. They're in Mountain View, CA. I dont know where that is. ebay has a lot of professional jobs in california but I dont know where in Cali they are either http://www.ebaycareers.com/jobsearch/index.html good luck to her.

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