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Fletch XXX 04-29-2003 01:06 PM

<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/richard.jpg border="1">

AdultNex 04-29-2003 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.
There's an East coast accent?

What type? New Yorker? Bostonian?

Gary 04-29-2003 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


do you bite ears or lick 'em?

As i learned from the very educational movie Snow Dogs, always bite the ears

Sarah_Jayne 04-29-2003 01:16 PM

wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex


There's an East coast accent?

What type? New Yorker? Bostonian?

aren't they all the same?

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/richard.jpg border="1">
lol... sweet :drinkup

FATPad 04-29-2003 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


aren't they all the same?

Nope.

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.
what's worse is.... what kinda loser has such a lack of a life to wanna stalk ME? LOL..... fuck.... I'm not interesting, influential, or otherwise. The only outcome from stalking me is public humiliation. I have nothing else to offer. :glugglug

Sarah_Jayne 04-29-2003 01:36 PM

think of it this way - it must be more than they have to offer.

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
think of it this way - it must be more than they have to offer.
I guess.... but since they know so much about me, they should know by now that it's really not worth their time. There is nothing to be gained here except aggravation. I make for a really bad stalking target. I don't get rattled or nervous... I don't get scared.... I don't owe anyone any large sums of debt.... all my kids are accounted for and being paid for.... my taxes are legit.... I can't be blackmailed.... I can't be threatened....

I'm probably one of the most untouchable fuckers there is. I've spent my entire life covering my ass, so that, that sort of stuff can't ever happen. Sure, I suppose someone can get past and current info on me.... but it doesn't really do any good. I have nothing to hide.

so.... aside from that stuff.... what else is there? I don't get it. What an utter waste of time and energy on someone's part.

although I guess I'm sorta flattered.

Gary 04-29-2003 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I guess.... but since they know so much about me, they should know by now that it's really not worth their time. There is nothing to be gained here except aggravation. I make for a really bad stalking target. I don't get rattled or nervous... I don't get scared.... I don't owe anyone any large sums of debt.... all my kids are accounted for and being paid for.... my taxes are legit.... I can't be blackmailed.... I can't be threatened....

I'm probably one of the most untouchable fuckers there is. I've spent my entire life covering my ass, so that, that sort of stuff can't ever happen. Sure, I suppose someone can get past and current info on me.... but it doesn't really do any good. I have nothing to hide.

so.... aside from that stuff.... what else is there? I don't get it. What an utter waste of time and energy on someone's part.

although I guess I'm sorta flattered.

what about the animal stuff?

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Gary


what about the animal stuff?

true... there was that chicken incident....

Gary 04-29-2003 01:54 PM

92

Gary 04-29-2003 01:55 PM

Well, everyone has a "chicken incident" in their past. theres no great shame there.

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:55 PM

maybe that's why I'm not getting any more calls.... maybe he realized how truly boring I really am. :(

Gary 04-29-2003 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
maybe that's why I'm not getting any more calls.... maybe he realized how truly boring I really am. :(
Probably. I realized that after our first phone call.

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Gary


Probably. I realized that after our first phone call.

bastard

Gary 04-29-2003 01:56 PM

97 bitches!

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 01:57 PM

well, so recapping here....

through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now.

I guess congratulations are in order....? :eek7

Gary 04-29-2003 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
well, so recapping here....

through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now.

I guess congratulations are in order....? :eek7

im celebrating with post 99

Gary 04-29-2003 01:59 PM

and 100

cherrylula 04-29-2003 02:00 PM

I bet he has that picture of you in a dress up in his bathroom :Graucho

Gary 04-29-2003 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
I bet he has that picture of you in a dress up in his bathroom :Graucho
I know i do

Sly_RJ 04-29-2003 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.
Ask your old lady if he sounded real creepy. East coast style.

Maybe Juicy is stalking us. Juicy do you want my cum? Bukkake baby!

Sly_RJ 04-29-2003 02:06 PM

Oh yeh, my stalker never asked for me on the phone. My friend answered, and he just started talking. Then ended up asking for me.

easyfun 04-29-2003 02:09 PM

Get to your phone company and ask them to open all calls - This means that every call coming to you is answered by the telecom company - If they pass a call through to you, they monitor it -

I had this system in the uk about 15 years ago when I had similar problems - (I used to run a company selling audio/vidio stories) It was sorted very quickly and the creep was hauled before the courts.

Fletch XXX 04-29-2003 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
97 bitches!
all nude and drunk I hope.

Gary 04-29-2003 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX


all nude and drunk I hope.

Nope. all angry and pressing charges

pornguy 04-29-2003 02:55 PM

Hey,

If you *69 someone and even if the number is private ( unless it is from a cell phone or an 800 number ) press the number 1 to return the call to the person, and if they are outside of your area code you will get a longdistance charge with the persons phone number on it!!!!!



Have FUN!!!

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Hey,

If you *69 someone and even if the number is private ( unless it is from a cell phone or an 800 number ) press the number 1 to return the call to the person, and if they are outside of your area code you will get a longdistance charge with the persons phone number on it!!!!!



Have FUN!!!

sweet.... I'll try that next time... :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 03:21 PM

okay.... I spent the last hour on the phone with my ex....


she's as anxious for the stalker to call back as I am.


oh what fun we're gonna have. :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 03:42 PM

(see stalking instructions here.)

Serge_Oprano 04-29-2003 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
okay.... I spent the last hour on the phone with my ex....


she's as anxious for the stalker to call back as I am.


oh what fun we're gonna have. :Graucho

do you mind if I call your ex and have my fun with your first?

c'mon,
you've been there already, share "fun" with your GFY bro's
;-)))

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


do you mind if I call your ex and have my fun with your first?

c'mon,
you've been there already, share "fun" with your GFY bro's
;-)))

my first ex-wife?

you can try.... but she's gay. Doubt you'd have much fun bro.


second ex is waiting for a call..... she's kinda like me in alot of ways..... I feel sorry for the poor bastard that actually calls her.

this "Richard" never got to talk to her either..... just her sister. But she should be home in a few hours..... :Graucho

mule 04-29-2003 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Seems to happen to assholes, don't give it a thought

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2003 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by mule

Seems to happen to assholes, don't give it a thought

poor mule....

Porn Mickey 04-29-2003 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
woohoo!

Okay.... so this morning.... this guy calls here. At 6:00am. I was asleep, so my girl answers the phone.... same story. He said he needed to get ahold of me about an "emergency hosting" issue and his name is "Richard" from GFY Hosting. When my girl tells him that there's no way I ever called him about anything, he gets pissed off, swears at her, and then hangs up.

next time turn on answer machine :winkwink:

TheEbonyFelony 06-17-2003 11:45 PM

i sale good whois :)

Amputate Your Head 06-17-2003 11:48 PM

yep.... this thread is a prime example of what some people will do with your whois info... think I liked it? Not really.... but who am I gonna complain to? The registrar? Think they care? :)

TheEbonyFelony 06-17-2003 11:56 PM

i'd just blast ice cube in their ear or keep screaming 'woo woo' till their ears bleed :)


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