whoa man, that's crazy...

Watch yer back... if they've got yer number, they've got yer address!

Things like this scare the fuck outta me

that's what I'm saying... if he's a stalker, he's a pretty damn stupid one.... my info is right on my site. Why waste money calling long distance to my ex?

What did this guy sound like? We need to determine if it's the same guy. My guy called me twice over the past couple months. Real creepy sounding, almost like he was part of the Italian Mafia...

Fuck! It's a guido! I shit you not, he sounded like juicy looks!

or maybe thats what you WANT him to look like. :Graucho

I like my men like I do my milk... thick and pasty.

I haven't had the pleasure of talkin with this ass monkey yet. So far he's managed to have a 30 second call with my ex wife and my girlfriend.

and the hunted becomes the hunter..... muahahahaaaa! :Graucho



:BangBang:

Can't you get a number traced after 3 calls? And a complaint to the phone company?

I thought that was the requirements or part of anyway. Could be wrong.

well, he's only called here once.... so I'm crouched in the dark.... teeth sharpened.... waiting to strike..... hehehe

so, i guess we should probably start a death pool for amp. I say he dies this saturday at 4AM, a knife in the face while he sleeps.

fiddy :glugglug

better than cock in the mouth
;-)))

depends who you ask. :)

Amp LOVES the cock

are you suggesting that my stalker is gay?


hey.... he may be gay, but at least I have a stalker. :winkwink:

really???

Amp,
take 2! and call me in the morning
;-))

http://backdoortwinks.com/images/movies1.jpg

Dont post my private photos, thats really low class.

my stalker, confucy aka gooeycandy, is in the mental institution...

took me a while, but ....
;-)))

oh, c'mon, your face is NOT shown!
;_)))

True, but since i also expose myself in parks on weekends, i can be easily identified by the cock.

no way! You drove your stalker insane??


dude..... that's the ultimate. I can only hope of one day snapping the mind of my stalker....


you rock man :glugglug

Go for the NECK, not the mind.

wrong!

fuckin' with one's mind is the ULTIMATE!!!!


breaking necks is for sissies!
;-)))

once you find out who it is...

send a care package consisting of a crutch, a ball pean hammer, and some tarrot cards

Perhaps, but when they are standing over your bed with knife in hand, i say go for the neck.

will never happen,
I have dogs
;-)))

but...if he comes with a juicy bone (NOT bonner)
than it's another story
;-)))

So I'm sitting here at the adult.com headquarters...and my cel ring...the phone says, "AMP"...so i answer, "WHat the fuck do you want?"

There is a pause and I hear, "you just called me about an hour ago, and I want to know what the fuck is going on..."

So I say"...uh...I dunno dude, my phone must've been unlocked and called you from my pocket."

(Amp's number was the first number in my phonebook...alphatbetical and all...ask AaronM about the vegas fiasco.)

And then..."So who the hell is this..."

Uh, its me amp, hoax...what's up.

Oh...HOAX...its me amp...I'm being stalked...

Click...

I have this vision of AMP in a loin cloth carrying a pointed stick stalkig the steamy jungles of Hawaii whispering "Richard" into the bush...its fairly homoerotic and I think I like it...

good luck amp...


EDIT:this post is so full of grammatical errors I decided to leave it alone...its beautiful in its raw form.

Sure, i got dogs too. But amp...amp has no dogs. Poor guy

he doesn't????

isn't he living with a bitch?
;-)))

word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.

maybe this guy is an ex skip-tracer or bill collector... those people usually know the methods for coming up w/ phone numbers and addresses w/ ease..

no dogs.... but I got pedes.

hahaha Amp is handlin it nicely.

:thumbsup

I considered that in my case too..... there's only one person / company stupid enough to be pushing anything.... and I know who they are. If it is them..... they're gonna be in some seriously deep legal shit.

this place keeps getting weirder. i'm with Gary, never answer the phone.

:glugglug

no...thats me. :(

Of course, my family and friends all know the only way to get in touch with me is email/icq.

Wow, im such a loser.

Alas.. it was me. I was drunk and bored.. sorry man.

not

do you bite ears or lick 'em?

GFY Hosting, I could see it now..

"Thank you for calling Go Fuck Yourself Hosting, how can I direct your call".

Excellent Sales Technique.

quick note for my stalker:

I gotta run out for about 30 minutes.... so if you call, please leave a msg.

thanks